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Cinder (it/its)
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One of the strange things, living among you, watching, studying, waiting

18+ Minors DNI
Pinned
Following me is giving me consent to hunt you for sport and then consume your body in ritual sacrifice
Nothing like commuting to work on a frozen Sunday morning after a 2 month vacation
February 8, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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At least we know aliens aren’t real because they didn’t show up in the Epstein files
February 6, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Watching bestie unmedicated pinball around the apartment as I get ready for a day at the theater
February 7, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Walking around in my underwear post workout and shower when bestie comes sprinting up to me

Bestie: can I 👉👈🥺

Me: fine go ahead

Bestie giggles and slaps my butt and then runs away
February 7, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Oooh please let mommy land this nice juicy client come on baby I’m trying to play the sims irl with my new place and I need more moolah
February 7, 2026 at 5:13 AM
its Friday night, besties nerd friends are over, lets see if they find some new and exciting way to be terrible guests
February 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
the further we get into the future the more correct MGS2 seems to become
February 7, 2026 at 2:49 AM
does kojima have the gift of prophecy?
February 7, 2026 at 2:46 AM
how did people talk on the phone with their mom before they invented weed edibles
February 7, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Mattel is doing a matchbox movie

So fast and the furious but not as good
February 6, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Watching bestie unhinge her jaw to take a massive bite of the Italian sub I bought her for lunch
February 6, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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I’m actually not sure how 15 year old me would handle the fact that we’ve become a face mask a glass of wine and book in bed by 9 girlie
February 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
At least we know aliens aren’t real because they didn’t show up in the Epstein files
February 6, 2026 at 4:02 PM
I’m actually not sure how 15 year old me would handle the fact that we’ve become a face mask a glass of wine and book in bed by 9 girlie
February 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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You’re watching the gay hockey show

I’m trying to get two straight men into a friendship so intense they almost kiss one time

We are not the same
February 5, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Wow out there posting like a tgirl 18 months on E
some of you unironically talk like this
February 5, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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some of you unironically talk like this
February 5, 2026 at 11:14 PM
If a ski jumper had a sufficiently big deuce and the dropped it at exactly the right time in the launch could they go further?
February 5, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Bestie: can we walk to get a snack?

Me: what snack you want?

Bestie:….. borger
February 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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I wonder if they can just diagnose her of being a wimpy little bitch who can’t handle the cold

She was prescribed to go to target and buy a bunch of warm fluffy socks because medically, her feet get really cold
Bestie has a clinical diagnosis of feet get really cold
February 5, 2026 at 5:16 AM
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The cis het boys I introduced to one another are planning to write a comic book together now over drinks
February 5, 2026 at 4:55 AM
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One of them is offering to paint the others dnd mini now
You’re watching the gay hockey show

I’m trying to get two straight men into a friendship so intense they almost kiss one time

We are not the same
February 5, 2026 at 4:25 PM
One of them is offering to paint the others dnd mini now
You’re watching the gay hockey show

I’m trying to get two straight men into a friendship so intense they almost kiss one time

We are not the same
February 5, 2026 at 4:25 PM
You’re watching the gay hockey show

I’m trying to get two straight men into a friendship so intense they almost kiss one time

We are not the same
February 5, 2026 at 5:59 AM
I wonder if they can just diagnose her of being a wimpy little bitch who can’t handle the cold

She was prescribed to go to target and buy a bunch of warm fluffy socks because medically, her feet get really cold
Bestie has a clinical diagnosis of feet get really cold
February 5, 2026 at 5:16 AM