i adore our floral friends: from the pinky small tips of the torpispermia globulus, to the gentle looming of paternia adoleotia, with its limp spondules. and from the great wrinkled mass of the phallosiderms, to the puny drippage of a fine little affligerous micropenisia
February 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
i adore our floral friends: from the pinky small tips of the torpispermia globulus, to the gentle looming of paternia adoleotia, with its limp spondules. and from the great wrinkled mass of the phallosiderms, to the puny drippage of a fine little affligerous micropenisia
This.
i think if i got on bluesky id tweet sometijng big
February 7, 2025 at 12:17 PM
This.
no recipe should contain the word "just"
February 2, 2025 at 10:41 AM
no recipe should contain the word "just"
mouse: i squeak! i always have, and i always will!
February 2, 2025 at 10:17 AM
mouse: i squeak! i always have, and i always will!
my friend taught me to forget —my friend's thought
January 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM
my friend taught me to forget —my friend's thought
one pound fish man, did you know?
January 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM
one pound fish man, did you know?
chris cutrone has just destroyed daniel tutt in battle. chris cutrone has cut daniel tutt's head off. chris cutrone is desecrating daniel tutt's corpse. how's my life so amazing.
January 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
chris cutrone has just destroyed daniel tutt in battle. chris cutrone has cut daniel tutt's head off. chris cutrone is desecrating daniel tutt's corpse. how's my life so amazing.
what my gangsta brother is doing to me is unconscionable. he knows how to get my kind
January 27, 2025 at 11:38 AM
what my gangsta brother is doing to me is unconscionable. he knows how to get my kind
how much do you love me? as much as santa? as much as santa loves
January 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
how much do you love me? as much as santa? as much as santa loves
dad is screaming at me on the phone. he wants to come back. it was his choice to enter chocolate reality though, i'm not helping him
January 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
dad is screaming at me on the phone. he wants to come back. it was his choice to enter chocolate reality though, i'm not helping him
i overheard two men, dressed up in a solitary corner, as i sat with them until it was apparent i detested them for saying things like "hamas terrorists." telling accents. i think the reality was only apparent to me. i went off and sat somewhere else so as to be dazzled by my grandma without thinking
January 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
i overheard two men, dressed up in a solitary corner, as i sat with them until it was apparent i detested them for saying things like "hamas terrorists." telling accents. i think the reality was only apparent to me. i went off and sat somewhere else so as to be dazzled by my grandma without thinking
no, i want everyone i know dead because it would be bad for me! so it's not selfish
January 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
no, i want everyone i know dead because it would be bad for me! so it's not selfish
nah bro i'll put you on game. first you come out as asexual. then you recommend her a wittig essay. then you stop talking to her to go and cry about miscarriage
January 4, 2025 at 1:02 PM
nah bro i'll put you on game. first you come out as asexual. then you recommend her a wittig essay. then you stop talking to her to go and cry about miscarriage
chinese are the people of china
December 18, 2024 at 9:40 AM
chinese are the people of china
no, it's very funny. i would laugh, if it weren't for my oath
December 17, 2024 at 12:21 PM
no, it's very funny. i would laugh, if it weren't for my oath
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I know the first pizza was a flop
November 6, 2024 at 1:08 AM
I know the first pizza was a flop
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The Fucking Green Pea Inn
November 3, 2024 at 5:58 AM
The Fucking Green Pea Inn
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I just saw the woman who was going to give me her lump
November 2, 2024 at 9:18 PM
I just saw the woman who was going to give me her lump
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just so u all know im watching
December 14, 2024 at 3:40 AM
just so u all know im watching
just immediately understood the impoverishment of my previous perspective
December 16, 2024 at 5:54 PM
just immediately understood the impoverishment of my previous perspective
readme is such a nice name for a baby girl, i agree. almost called mine that myself!
December 16, 2024 at 5:47 PM
readme is such a nice name for a baby girl, i agree. almost called mine that myself!
from whence? are you really asking from whence snow falling my heart made the sound?
December 15, 2024 at 6:53 PM
from whence? are you really asking from whence snow falling my heart made the sound?
here is many many miles to the east from here. there. here
December 14, 2024 at 5:07 PM
here is many many miles to the east from here. there. here
they should get the rats and spiders out of the bath. don't like them there
December 14, 2024 at 4:51 PM
they should get the rats and spiders out of the bath. don't like them there
finding a good tangerine can be so serious as to be solemn
December 14, 2024 at 10:17 AM
finding a good tangerine can be so serious as to be solemn