Water Drinker
@wankerman360.bsky.social
I am NOT with the shadow government
Some people may rub their hands together maniacally but I do it with my feet to assert dominance
September 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Some people may rub their hands together maniacally but I do it with my feet to assert dominance
Gender is a performance, put on the show you like
September 20, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Gender is a performance, put on the show you like
AI was introduced to the general population to make them dumber and easier to control.
September 20, 2025 at 5:02 AM
AI was introduced to the general population to make them dumber and easier to control.
Life is a hammer that just keeps on hitting you till you die. Maybe sometimes it’s an inflatable hammer that squeaks but most of the time it’s a rusty hammer that also gives you poison damage.
September 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Life is a hammer that just keeps on hitting you till you die. Maybe sometimes it’s an inflatable hammer that squeaks but most of the time it’s a rusty hammer that also gives you poison damage.
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Remember to touch grass today, run your fingers through it, pluck some leaves and put them under your tongue, let the green flood your mind, filling you with ancient power, and then destroy capitalism forever. 💚
September 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Remember to touch grass today, run your fingers through it, pluck some leaves and put them under your tongue, let the green flood your mind, filling you with ancient power, and then destroy capitalism forever. 💚
Let god into your holes
September 9, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Let god into your holes
The seasons are changing it’s time to build your nests and retreat
September 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The seasons are changing it’s time to build your nests and retreat
Astrology is space racism. Prove me wrong.
August 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Astrology is space racism. Prove me wrong.
The Mariana Trench is a portal to hollow earth where the mole people live. The place we now call the ocean was filled by JFK in 1962 to keep us separated from the mole people because they can’t swim. Don’t trust big ocean.
August 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The Mariana Trench is a portal to hollow earth where the mole people live. The place we now call the ocean was filled by JFK in 1962 to keep us separated from the mole people because they can’t swim. Don’t trust big ocean.
They call me the rim-meister
August 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
They call me the rim-meister
HOA’s are covert operations meant to convert people into the normalcy the shadow government wants.
August 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
HOA’s are covert operations meant to convert people into the normalcy the shadow government wants.
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God Admits Heaven Was Way Cooler In The ’70s https://theonion.com/god-admits-heaven-was-way-cooler-in-the-70s-1833634844/
August 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
God Admits Heaven Was Way Cooler In The ’70s https://theonion.com/god-admits-heaven-was-way-cooler-in-the-70s-1833634844/
The sewers are calling. Will you answer the call?
August 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The sewers are calling. Will you answer the call?
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Trans people are like real life transformers and that’s part of why they are so hot
August 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Trans people are like real life transformers and that’s part of why they are so hot
There is no gender neutral bathroom issue it’s just big toilet drumming up more business
August 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
There is no gender neutral bathroom issue it’s just big toilet drumming up more business
They call me big shit Kenny
August 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
They call me big shit Kenny
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Be gentle with your loved ones.
August 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Be gentle with your loved ones.
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RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
WASHINGTON—Claiming the luminous potion would make the nation strong and vigorous, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued an order Friday directing all Americans to drink a mysterious glowing liquid. “In order to end the chronic disease epidemic in this country, it is imperative that every man, woman, and child take a large […]
theonion.com
August 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
RFK Jr. Mandates All Americans Drink Mysterious Glowing Liquid
Inside me there are two wolves and they are constantly docking
August 17, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Inside me there are two wolves and they are constantly docking
Birds are evil spies of the shadow people. But pigeons are cool.
August 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Birds are evil spies of the shadow people. But pigeons are cool.