Bill Melots
@wanksy.bsky.social
None of these views are that of my employer or myself. These are the views of the goblin that lives in the bathroom at the skatepark. He is so wise and funny. I love him.
Probably because he saw some other guy die and was like “that’s weak bro watch this.”
December 11, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Probably because he saw some other guy die and was like “that’s weak bro watch this.”
If I could speak to my dead grandmother, she would likely tell me the story about how her family afforded the Baldwin piano, and then have a cocktail and then tell me the story about how her family afforded the Baldwin piano. Pretty sure I don’t need AI for that.
December 11, 2025 at 7:02 AM
If I could speak to my dead grandmother, she would likely tell me the story about how her family afforded the Baldwin piano, and then have a cocktail and then tell me the story about how her family afforded the Baldwin piano. Pretty sure I don’t need AI for that.
I need a robot to fight the police robot.
December 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I need a robot to fight the police robot.
He will love the blue
December 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
He will love the blue
I think so. All the other colors seem dry.
December 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I think so. All the other colors seem dry.
I made it less threatening.
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I made it less threatening.