Amber Adams
@wannabesongbird.bsky.social
I love Jesus, singing, knitting and history. Queen Regnant of Wonkiness #ATTT
Corey Maher (second guy) is an actual American Nazi who lives and votes here, unfortunately.
December 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Corey Maher (second guy) is an actual American Nazi who lives and votes here, unfortunately.
This was on when my kid went to the dentist one time. I did not know I could hate that thing more, but I did after that
We are the weirdos that don’t do Santa at all, thankfully.
(they still get stockings, for anyone worried about depriving my children of Christmas joy. They just know I stuff them)
We are the weirdos that don’t do Santa at all, thankfully.
(they still get stockings, for anyone worried about depriving my children of Christmas joy. They just know I stuff them)
December 12, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This was on when my kid went to the dentist one time. I did not know I could hate that thing more, but I did after that
We are the weirdos that don’t do Santa at all, thankfully.
(they still get stockings, for anyone worried about depriving my children of Christmas joy. They just know I stuff them)
We are the weirdos that don’t do Santa at all, thankfully.
(they still get stockings, for anyone worried about depriving my children of Christmas joy. They just know I stuff them)
I am genuinely so glad I didn’t have access to this as a teenager. As an adult this is horrifying, but I could totally see myself falling into this trap at 15.
It’s already caused suicides, what are we doing here??
It’s already caused suicides, what are we doing here??
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I am genuinely so glad I didn’t have access to this as a teenager. As an adult this is horrifying, but I could totally see myself falling into this trap at 15.
It’s already caused suicides, what are we doing here??
It’s already caused suicides, what are we doing here??
As the kid of a guy who always got the “Every Valley” solo in Messiah:
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
As the kid of a guy who always got the “Every Valley” solo in Messiah:
Oh good, this student just came from PE, after which she dowsed herself in sugar cookie body spray, on top of baby powder deodorant applied at 6:45 AM. Also it’s after lunch, and the enchiladas were potent today
x25 students
x25 students
December 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Oh good, this student just came from PE, after which she dowsed herself in sugar cookie body spray, on top of baby powder deodorant applied at 6:45 AM. Also it’s after lunch, and the enchiladas were potent today
x25 students
x25 students
Yeah, I am utterly indifferent to them, I don’t really get it either.
December 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Yeah, I am utterly indifferent to them, I don’t really get it either.
My brain immediately started playing this instead. Yes, my dad was a youth minister in the 90s.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsly...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsly...
I Pledge Allegiance to the Lamb - Ray Boltz
YouTube video by AusDisciple
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My brain immediately started playing this instead. Yes, my dad was a youth minister in the 90s.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsly...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsly...
Italian Wedding Soup is a perfect food
December 6, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Italian Wedding Soup is a perfect food
Ugh that is miserable
December 6, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Ugh that is miserable
The late 2010s when everything was kraft paper and and twine and buffalo plaid were amazing, because then I also had kraft paper to wrap regular packages that had old shipping data on them
But I’ll absolutely still use the kraft paper and red twine this year
But I’ll absolutely still use the kraft paper and red twine this year
December 5, 2025 at 12:36 PM
The late 2010s when everything was kraft paper and and twine and buffalo plaid were amazing, because then I also had kraft paper to wrap regular packages that had old shipping data on them
But I’ll absolutely still use the kraft paper and red twine this year
But I’ll absolutely still use the kraft paper and red twine this year
I had a friend who moved out of state and told his parents the only thing he wanted for his 30th birthday was a Texas brisket, because the ones there just didn’t cook the same.
Unfortunately, his parents did not lug a 20 lb slab of raw meat on the plane with them 😂
Unfortunately, his parents did not lug a 20 lb slab of raw meat on the plane with them 😂
December 5, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I had a friend who moved out of state and told his parents the only thing he wanted for his 30th birthday was a Texas brisket, because the ones there just didn’t cook the same.
Unfortunately, his parents did not lug a 20 lb slab of raw meat on the plane with them 😂
Unfortunately, his parents did not lug a 20 lb slab of raw meat on the plane with them 😂
Right! I think I only know two couples that have been together since high school, and none of them had known each other as kids.
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Right! I think I only know two couples that have been together since high school, and none of them had known each other as kids.
Yeah it’s mildly entertaining to parse the likely dad of Bluey’s future child with the ball blaster, but I’m not gonna speculate too loudly on the Internet
But some people will go really hard for which little boy grows up and marries Bluey and it’s Very Weird
But some people will go really hard for which little boy grows up and marries Bluey and it’s Very Weird
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Yeah it’s mildly entertaining to parse the likely dad of Bluey’s future child with the ball blaster, but I’m not gonna speculate too loudly on the Internet
But some people will go really hard for which little boy grows up and marries Bluey and it’s Very Weird
But some people will go really hard for which little boy grows up and marries Bluey and it’s Very Weird
My house of chaos doesn’t even have space clear to put up a tree
(the spot we would put it in is covered in parent nerd stuff… but the kids also need to clean up 😤)
(the spot we would put it in is covered in parent nerd stuff… but the kids also need to clean up 😤)
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
My house of chaos doesn’t even have space clear to put up a tree
(the spot we would put it in is covered in parent nerd stuff… but the kids also need to clean up 😤)
(the spot we would put it in is covered in parent nerd stuff… but the kids also need to clean up 😤)
Yeah weird to put it in a patient room
Weird to put it on your office door at work, but at least it’s your own office
Weird to put it on your office door at work, but at least it’s your own office
December 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Yeah weird to put it in a patient room
Weird to put it on your office door at work, but at least it’s your own office
Weird to put it on your office door at work, but at least it’s your own office
My brothers did Upward soccer, basketball, baseball
I did cheerleading for the basketball season; it was… something.
(We stuck to being music/theatre nerds in middle and high school)
I did cheerleading for the basketball season; it was… something.
(We stuck to being music/theatre nerds in middle and high school)
November 30, 2025 at 1:55 PM
My brothers did Upward soccer, basketball, baseball
I did cheerleading for the basketball season; it was… something.
(We stuck to being music/theatre nerds in middle and high school)
I did cheerleading for the basketball season; it was… something.
(We stuck to being music/theatre nerds in middle and high school)
I was just thinking the other day of how Nick Jr was pretty good programming when I was young (Little Bear, Franklin, Blues Clues)
And then the overwhelming majority of shows on Nickelodeon for older kids seemed to be brain rot.
I’m glad it was useful for you at the time though!
And then the overwhelming majority of shows on Nickelodeon for older kids seemed to be brain rot.
I’m glad it was useful for you at the time though!
November 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I was just thinking the other day of how Nick Jr was pretty good programming when I was young (Little Bear, Franklin, Blues Clues)
And then the overwhelming majority of shows on Nickelodeon for older kids seemed to be brain rot.
I’m glad it was useful for you at the time though!
And then the overwhelming majority of shows on Nickelodeon for older kids seemed to be brain rot.
I’m glad it was useful for you at the time though!
I love the dessert-ified sweet potatoes with brown sugar and marshmallows for Thanksgiving, but mashed are also great!
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I love the dessert-ified sweet potatoes with brown sugar and marshmallows for Thanksgiving, but mashed are also great!
The number of times that I got called Justin Bieber, Michael Cera, a lesbian (intended as derogatory)... Idc, I’m keeping it.
Glad she likes it anyway, and got a bunch of compliments as well!
Glad she likes it anyway, and got a bunch of compliments as well!
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The number of times that I got called Justin Bieber, Michael Cera, a lesbian (intended as derogatory)... Idc, I’m keeping it.
Glad she likes it anyway, and got a bunch of compliments as well!
Glad she likes it anyway, and got a bunch of compliments as well!
Such a good breakdown!
November 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Such a good breakdown!
Reposted by Amber Adams
it's so deeply weird to draw any kind of attention to someone not drinking. sure, some people are sober. some people might also have to drive home or get up early or be pregnant or have health stuff/medications/digestive systems that don't play nice with booze. NOT MY BUSINESS! have some punch!
November 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
it's so deeply weird to draw any kind of attention to someone not drinking. sure, some people are sober. some people might also have to drive home or get up early or be pregnant or have health stuff/medications/digestive systems that don't play nice with booze. NOT MY BUSINESS! have some punch!
What a beginning
November 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
What a beginning