Ward Hegedus
@wardegus.bsky.social
If I could succinctly describe myself, I would be on fewer social media sites. But also, I love dead dad jokes.
@slotkin.senate.gov You voted to approve Noem and the policies of ICE. You are ineffective and weak. I cannot wait to vote you out of office. The woman killed in MN is a direct result of your spineless cowardice.
January 8, 2026 at 12:21 AM
@slotkin.senate.gov You voted to approve Noem and the policies of ICE. You are ineffective and weak. I cannot wait to vote you out of office. The woman killed in MN is a direct result of your spineless cowardice.
I have listened to too much Radiohead in 2026 to be in a good mental headspace.
January 6, 2026 at 7:01 PM
I have listened to too much Radiohead in 2026 to be in a good mental headspace.
I want to go back to simpler times. Back when things got tough and our body responded by just making more mucus to handle things. We focus too much on getting rid of the mucus, when I really think we need to lean into the mucus. Mucus in 2026- Can’t make things worse!
January 1, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I want to go back to simpler times. Back when things got tough and our body responded by just making more mucus to handle things. We focus too much on getting rid of the mucus, when I really think we need to lean into the mucus. Mucus in 2026- Can’t make things worse!
Was disappointed in my Dec reading. I realized it was gay, but white. No wonder it was all meh.
January 1, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Was disappointed in my Dec reading. I realized it was gay, but white. No wonder it was all meh.
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Nicknamed a Huntington bank account “hunty” and gave my middle aged self a chuckle this morning while paying bills.
a woman in a red coat says is this my life now netflix
ALT: a woman in a red coat says is this my life now netflix
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December 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Nicknamed a Huntington bank account “hunty” and gave my middle aged self a chuckle this morning while paying bills.
Just took off my shirt to eat last pomegranate of the season. Definitely for the best I’m not single.
December 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Just took off my shirt to eat last pomegranate of the season. Definitely for the best I’m not single.
@senatorjohn.bsky.social you really killed it over on threads with “All the things she said”
December 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
@senatorjohn.bsky.social you really killed it over on threads with “All the things she said”
Did this asshole decide he wants to host a nationwide rally? Also, this is literally just one sentence.
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Did this asshole decide he wants to host a nationwide rally? Also, this is literally just one sentence.
When talking to someone about this, I ended the voice note with “I would just hate to reach out and make them uncomfortable. I’m not a white man.”
I have a real world connection to someone I follow/have a parasocial relationship with on social media. I am so freaked out by this because I would hate if I ever met them and seemed like a weirdo. Social media is just terrible.
December 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
When talking to someone about this, I ended the voice note with “I would just hate to reach out and make them uncomfortable. I’m not a white man.”
I have a real world connection to someone I follow/have a parasocial relationship with on social media. I am so freaked out by this because I would hate if I ever met them and seemed like a weirdo. Social media is just terrible.
December 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I have a real world connection to someone I follow/have a parasocial relationship with on social media. I am so freaked out by this because I would hate if I ever met them and seemed like a weirdo. Social media is just terrible.
Being the most supportive friend I can be means, hyping up a friend for their upcoming medical Eiffel Tower.
December 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Being the most supportive friend I can be means, hyping up a friend for their upcoming medical Eiffel Tower.
So torn, I REALLY want to watch @heatedrivalry.bsky.social ep 1 & 2 now, but not sure I can handle the week between episodes. Normally
I’m okay abstaining until more episodes are available. But damn do I need to feel some feelings.
I’m okay abstaining until more episodes are available. But damn do I need to feel some feelings.
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
So torn, I REALLY want to watch @heatedrivalry.bsky.social ep 1 & 2 now, but not sure I can handle the week between episodes. Normally
I’m okay abstaining until more episodes are available. But damn do I need to feel some feelings.
I’m okay abstaining until more episodes are available. But damn do I need to feel some feelings.
I cannot begin to explain the chokehold pomegranates have taken over my fall/winter fruit consumption in the past few years.
November 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I cannot begin to explain the chokehold pomegranates have taken over my fall/winter fruit consumption in the past few years.
Has anyone considered the Louvre heist is just Lupin S4 marketing?
a man wearing a hat and a jacket with netflix written on the bottom right
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a jacket with netflix written on the bottom right
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October 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Has anyone considered the Louvre heist is just Lupin S4 marketing?
Drinking fancy gin Becasue i finished ‘The Entanglement of Rival Wizards’ by @sararaaschbooks.com. I’m not ready to go back to the real world yet.
October 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Drinking fancy gin Becasue i finished ‘The Entanglement of Rival Wizards’ by @sararaaschbooks.com. I’m not ready to go back to the real world yet.
Listening to Legendborn by Tracey Deonn. The most realistic part is when Bree’s dad asks if she’s on drugs after being away at school for less than a week.
October 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Listening to Legendborn by Tracey Deonn. The most realistic part is when Bree’s dad asks if she’s on drugs after being away at school for less than a week.
Annoyed that the only things I can think of to occupy my time today involve capitalism.
October 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Annoyed that the only things I can think of to occupy my time today involve capitalism.
One Saturday, I will get to the NYT mini crossword and sudoku, but it is not this day.
October 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
One Saturday, I will get to the NYT mini crossword and sudoku, but it is not this day.
Some people are listening to Taylor being dickmatized but I’m on hour 3 of 10 of Andy Serkis’ narration of “The Hobbit”. We are all the same level of horny today.
October 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Some people are listening to Taylor being dickmatized but I’m on hour 3 of 10 of Andy Serkis’ narration of “The Hobbit”. We are all the same level of horny today.
I know all my posts are about the trials of aging, but how have I been sleeping on shortbread cookies for so many years? They are so delicious!
October 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I know all my posts are about the trials of aging, but how have I been sleeping on shortbread cookies for so many years? They are so delicious!
Got my flu shot and didn’t buy myself a sweet treat. If this is being responsible, it fucking blows.
September 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Got my flu shot and didn’t buy myself a sweet treat. If this is being responsible, it fucking blows.
Damn, I didn’t get raptured and none of my @libbyapp.com hold queues shortened either. Worst rapture ever.
September 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Damn, I didn’t get raptured and none of my @libbyapp.com hold queues shortened either. Worst rapture ever.