warpo
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The wildest possible answer for why Brennan joined TikTok isn't that it's for @gamechangershow.bsky.social, but it's just, like, a thing he did because he wanted to. That's also exactly why it's the least likely.
September 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The wildest possible answer for why Brennan joined TikTok isn't that it's for @gamechangershow.bsky.social, but it's just, like, a thing he did because he wanted to. That's also exactly why it's the least likely.
And I'm supposed to just keep clipping my fingernails, forever?! I can't financially afford this.
August 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
And I'm supposed to just keep clipping my fingernails, forever?! I can't financially afford this.
Two Pairs in Balatro, with the right Jokers, is insane.
July 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Two Pairs in Balatro, with the right Jokers, is insane.
I got overwhelmed with the idea of starting to collect Pokemon cards, so I'm narrowing my focus to collecting Tauros, Riolu, Lucario, and Eevee. Not the Eeveelutions, just the Eevees. I'm happy with this decision.
June 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I got overwhelmed with the idea of starting to collect Pokemon cards, so I'm narrowing my focus to collecting Tauros, Riolu, Lucario, and Eevee. Not the Eeveelutions, just the Eevees. I'm happy with this decision.
Just popped 4x 200mg Ibuprofen because liver's aren't real and the gym made me sore - ask me anything.
June 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Just popped 4x 200mg Ibuprofen because liver's aren't real and the gym made me sore - ask me anything.
Almost 2 months sober from alcohol and I've finally started hitting the gym this week. Made it through the first 3 days, so the schedule resets tomorrow!
Shout-out to m @dimension20.bsky.social for keeping me focused on the treadmill, and giving me something to watch when the drinking urges hit.
Shout-out to m @dimension20.bsky.social for keeping me focused on the treadmill, and giving me something to watch when the drinking urges hit.
June 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Almost 2 months sober from alcohol and I've finally started hitting the gym this week. Made it through the first 3 days, so the schedule resets tomorrow!
Shout-out to m @dimension20.bsky.social for keeping me focused on the treadmill, and giving me something to watch when the drinking urges hit.
Shout-out to m @dimension20.bsky.social for keeping me focused on the treadmill, and giving me something to watch when the drinking urges hit.
"A debt collector wants to speak with you." I bet. I'm a delight.
June 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
"A debt collector wants to speak with you." I bet. I'm a delight.
This is my folks, if they could time travel and go back to when I was adopted.
May 31, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This is my folks, if they could time travel and go back to when I was adopted.
Adventures in quitting drinking: Day 19. I understood a squirrel today. I also forgot my phone when I was in the shower but I just showered without music, anyway. I'm either evolving or turning into a monster.
May 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Adventures in quitting drinking: Day 19. I understood a squirrel today. I also forgot my phone when I was in the shower but I just showered without music, anyway. I'm either evolving or turning into a monster.
Quitting drinking is wild because you just chase dopamine wherever you can find it. I've organized and swapped 3 cabinets today because I wanted my coffee pot five feet in a different direction. All of my laundry and dishes are done. My place has never been cleaner.
May 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Quitting drinking is wild because you just chase dopamine wherever you can find it. I've organized and swapped 3 cabinets today because I wanted my coffee pot five feet in a different direction. All of my laundry and dishes are done. My place has never been cleaner.
I didn't declare for the Pope draft, but I'm really hoping they picked me. Gonna make some big changes. First, I'll have to become Catholic.
May 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I didn't declare for the Pope draft, but I'm really hoping they picked me. Gonna make some big changes. First, I'll have to become Catholic.
Never played Oblivion before, but the remaster should be waiting for me when I get home.
April 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Never played Oblivion before, but the remaster should be waiting for me when I get home.
"You worry about conversations more than you should" was said to me tonight and I'm afraid it broke me in a way I wasn't expecting.
April 19, 2025 at 3:40 AM
"You worry about conversations more than you should" was said to me tonight and I'm afraid it broke me in a way I wasn't expecting.
One of my new favorite things to do is message Noah Kahan on Instagram and let him know the status of Open Mic. I haven't let him know about video game night yet, but I will, soon.
April 17, 2025 at 5:19 AM
One of my new favorite things to do is message Noah Kahan on Instagram and let him know the status of Open Mic. I haven't let him know about video game night yet, but I will, soon.
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Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American pe...
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March 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
My fingers look like this so her's can look like that.
March 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My fingers look like this so her's can look like that.
11yo is playing in her room and I just heard, "I am time. I am all of existence!" and I am absolutely not going in there to see what she's doing.
March 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
11yo is playing in her room and I just heard, "I am time. I am all of existence!" and I am absolutely not going in there to see what she's doing.
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Hey, does this make sense for the song I'm hearing in my head
February 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Hey, does this make sense for the song I'm hearing in my head
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Super Bowl Coin Toss Fractures World Into Infinite Multiverses Where Eagles Win, Lose, Earth Explodes theonion.com/super-bowl-c...
February 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Super Bowl Coin Toss Fractures World Into Infinite Multiverses Where Eagles Win, Lose, Earth Explodes theonion.com/super-bowl-c...
I want to live in a world where Willem Dafoe and Catherine O'Hara are out here hustling for Michelob Ultras. I truly want to know that they're out there, somewhere,doing exactly that.
February 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I want to live in a world where Willem Dafoe and Catherine O'Hara are out here hustling for Michelob Ultras. I truly want to know that they're out there, somewhere,doing exactly that.
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The husband of an Indian-American wife and the father of 3 Indian-American kids wants to bring back the staffer who posted “normalize Indian hate.”
February 7, 2025 at 4:58 PM
The husband of an Indian-American wife and the father of 3 Indian-American kids wants to bring back the staffer who posted “normalize Indian hate.”
Rachel is the original "I can fix him." Ma'am. Tobias is STUCK as a bird. Only the Ellimist can fix him, and not really. #animorphs
February 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Rachel is the original "I can fix him." Ma'am. Tobias is STUCK as a bird. Only the Ellimist can fix him, and not really. #animorphs