Warren
@warren.nyc
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Semi-retired CTO in NYC. Long-time donor to the EFF and similar causes. Definitely past my prime. I've lived in NYC longer than you.
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Warren @warren.nyc · Mar 2
For all NYC primary voters: DO NOT RANK CUOMO. DO NOT RANK ADAMS.

pinning this until the primary is over
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Heh heh heh heh you said cocked
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Another great observation from the GOAT!
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Did you try talking to the guy under the bridge? Just answer his 3 questions
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Pickup key and unlock door
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I answer the phone “ahoy hoy”
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I was born 6 decades ago, so I like to refer to people born around then as "you know, the cool guys, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, me"
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all I'm going to say is that it is clear my wife got to you
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She is a generally OK councilperson but on parking issues, she is absolutely in thrall to a vocal, belligerent pro-parking UWS contingent. Saw this on the dedicated bus lane issue too. I've expressed my unhappiness with this position.
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I guess I need to post this
Photo of the parody Alliance of Magicians from Arrested Development, with Gob in front holding a sign that says "We demand to be taken seriously" while other magicians in the background are dressed in a variety of ridiculous costumes, including a wizard and a clown.
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He knows that people in, say, Manhattan can take the subway to the Bronx for those jobs, right? There are still going to be 3 casinos around here. Or is the argument that there would have been even more jobs (always wildly overestimated) if the casino had been in Manhattan?
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Haha, I guess things are going well
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Right on their page, they say "Build the Momentum", ignoring the obvious "Build the Cuomemtum", i can't work with such obvious incompetence
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Every American election feels that way now
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This is it, the general election. Unlike the primary, which uses ranked choice voting, the general is first past the finish line.
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Cuomo only vacations there. He lives in Westchester. Otherwise, hell yeah
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guess we won't be seeing this one on How Did This Get Made?

Looking really forward to seeing this...
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To tie the shoe laces together and throw them over a power line?
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I thought that curse was only supposed to kick in when you seek higher office?
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I feel like I couldn’t be this bad at it even if I tried
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Evergreen skeet
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I think my aunt and uncle took me to a Rangers game in the 70s. It was also the first time I heard certain words.
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What a weird-ass Rapture. Only the Constitution disappeared.