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warsquid
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Who called them ice cream sandwiches and not cold smores!
July 4, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The 4th bullet had "debunk their logical fallacies" written on it
December 9, 2024 at 8:01 PM
I stopped posting here because they stopped dispensing little food pellets when I did. But maybe they were just refilling the dispenser...
November 27, 2024 at 11:36 PM
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I do not give the ACME corporation permission to use my dangerous inventions, my contraptions, or my convoluted explosives in my pursuit of the road runner in any of their marketing materials including in photo, animation, or creepy ultra-realistic CGI. All devious coyotes must post a note like this
November 18, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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Drinking a glass of water #water
August 19, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Do you think young documentary narrators will have a parade when Attenborough finally carks it?

Name anyone who's kept that much of a stranglehold on an entire field for so long
February 8, 2024 at 1:38 AM
yoga with adrienne gf/yoga with adrienne bf
January 31, 2024 at 6:39 AM
I know hindsight is 20/20 but it was probably a mistake to create a society where "pitch decks" were the most valuable commodity and revered cultural output
January 29, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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is it time to bust out my "bigfoot is bears" photo collection again? if your mental image of a bear is a thick-furred, fat glossy male bear in autumn, you're probably not prepared for how weird their proportions can look in spring, or when walking upright, like they frequently do.
January 20, 2024 at 4:21 PM
Nobody is hewing anything from the living rock anymore. And I think that's sad
January 12, 2024 at 12:31 AM
If you know the right sequence of mystical incantations to appease unknowable beings you're a High Priest to the Old Ones, not a "prompt engineer"
December 17, 2023 at 7:01 AM
Are podcast producers just there to coach the podcaster through the terror of listening to a recording of their own voice every episode.
August 29, 2023 at 8:19 PM
Me: Adelaide is kinda low-key Amsterdam coded

25th century anthropologist exhuming my phone from the molten ash left by The Scouring: and here we see that by this point in their evolution their language had basically descended into pure meaninglessness
August 18, 2023 at 10:57 PM
And now, Sir Galeth, your final test before admittance to the Noble Order of The Purest Heart: dost thou obeyeth 60k roadwork speed limits on a 100k road?
August 6, 2023 at 2:58 AM
It's 5pm in this regional Australian town, which means it's time for everyone to move their 2.5 cars from the front of their houses into their enormous driveways for the night
August 5, 2023 at 6:09 AM
You're telling me preg = money? You're saying to me that more mpreg == mmore mmoney?

But where can I take advantage of this incredible deal???

https://www.preg4pay.biz/
Preg4Pay - Mpreg for the Masses
www.preg4pay.biz
August 3, 2023 at 10:13 PM
August 1, 2023 at 2:56 AM
July 29, 2023 at 3:01 AM
where I'm posting from
July 27, 2023 at 11:21 PM
VERY EXCITED FOR THE REMASTER!

(also I'm not good enough at Inkscape to execute this properly)
July 27, 2023 at 5:29 AM
NAMES GIVEN TO THE VOID: HALLUCINOGENIC DREAMS OF THE CYBERMIND

https://www.makeitmetal.net/

(you can play with this bandname generator I made and you too can metalpost)
Make it Metal
Deep learning metal band name generator
www.makeitmetal.net
July 25, 2023 at 12:39 AM
MEMETIC INCARCERATION: FUTURE STATE OF UNLIMITED HUMAN INTERACTIVITY

(I don't really know with this one either)
July 24, 2023 at 11:21 PM