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And Trump’s family is German, his Hitler dna must be off the charts
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I mean I've got a tv
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
A dark rebrand that somehow everyone ignored was A. A nickname he gave himself and B. Shamelessly bitten from Kill Bill
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
If you had to live your life over again, how long would it take to get bored?
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
When I look into the toilet it’s purple - purple and black!
November 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
They have to mix in some classic oldies to keep the grandpas and grammas watching
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Rum and the lash are at record lows, gotta let them have something.
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I bought 10 bitcoin in 2013 to buy weed on Silk Road and then sold the 3.1 I had left when it briefly cracked $1000, feeling very cocky about getting 2 oz of weed and still making like $1500 profit
November 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Innerspace was a documentary but Hollywood censored the parts where Dennis Quaid discovered the 4 humor theory was real
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Yes but the other way around
November 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Blair got so mad he had to sit in the garage for a while.
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
In term 1 he said the same thing but it was pretending R approval was national approval. Now it’s completely detached from reality. I think it’s just saying what he wishes was true.
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Bradley Beal is the 2022 Jordan Poole of CJ McCollums; CJ McCollum is the 2024 Jordan Poole of Bradley Beals.
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
You can just eat the ice cream, you don’t need an excuse
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The Loch Ness Monster has incredible staying power for something that peaked 90 years ago and lacks the rizz of Bigfoot
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Like electing a handsome giraffe
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Y’all don’t even season y’all hog leaf y’all? Smh
November 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Very fond of that anecdote where students left him a voicemail about class material and didn’t hear back for days, then called again pretending to be TV producers and got a call back within the hour.
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Yes it was, did you think my argument was based on not knowing that?
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
He’s also got Kareem’s intellectual arrogance which is going to really piss people off when he starts taking souls in the playoffs.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Did he though? Kareem won the same number of rings as a Laker and 3x the MVPs.
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
welcome to CentristFest!
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM