Thankful for the haters on this day, especially the correct ones
was there ever a bigger bozo in the nba than kobe bryant? here's my answer: no there wasn't. he was the biggest
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Thankful for the haters on this day, especially the correct ones
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Into pieces, my life I cut. My last resort, this is.
KoЯn Yoda
One thing I don’t like about Star Wars is how every Yoda is on the Jedi council or connected to a prophecy or a beloved cultural icon, it’s time for a Yoda who works at Buffalo Wild Wings and has a 2014 Ford Focus
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Into pieces, my life I cut. My last resort, this is.
What if we kissed, at the
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
What if we kissed, at the
Never realized before how bad that kid is fucking up the rows.
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Never realized before how bad that kid is fucking up the rows.
oh my god this thread is unbelievable. Musk made a Waylon Smithers chatbot but without all the dignity
oh my god i take it back, grok is amazing
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
oh my god this thread is unbelievable. Musk made a Waylon Smithers chatbot but without all the dignity
Every June a guy I grew up with starts whineposting about "how come there's a Pride Month but no Our Troops Month?" and every June I remind him that National Military Appreciation Month happened in May and he forgot to observe it again.
i support men celebrating international men's day so we don't have to hear "why don't we have an international men's day???" every fucking year on on international women's day
November 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Every June a guy I grew up with starts whineposting about "how come there's a Pride Month but no Our Troops Month?" and every June I remind him that National Military Appreciation Month happened in May and he forgot to observe it again.
"this is what the left is doing, but the left doesn't know about it because it doesn't penetrate the left-wing bubble" just let that impeccable logic bounce around your brain for awhile
![RedWave Press
@RedWav.. • 22h g •••
Bill Maher: "[The left] started to teach that every baby is, I don't know, [let's not even put the gender on the] birth certificate."
Patton Oswalt: "Were we teaching that?"
Bill Maher: "Yes we were. Teach it—it was a law here in California."
Patton Oswalt: "Teaching what?"
Bill Maher: "Don't put s*x on the birth certificate. We'll see."
Patton Oswalt: "I'm sorry, I don't remember that."
Bill Maher: "I know, because it doesn't get in the BlueSky bubble."
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November 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"this is what the left is doing, but the left doesn't know about it because it doesn't penetrate the left-wing bubble" just let that impeccable logic bounce around your brain for awhile
🎶quiet, pig
Yeah, you
Quiet pig piggy pig pig pig
All of my fears came true
black and blue and full of pain
You asked me bout my pedo plane
My little piggy needed one more scoop
Bubba can’t top me now, cause I don’t care anymore🎶
Yeah, you
Quiet pig piggy pig pig pig
All of my fears came true
black and blue and full of pain
You asked me bout my pedo plane
My little piggy needed one more scoop
Bubba can’t top me now, cause I don’t care anymore🎶
QUIET PIGGY
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
🎶quiet, pig
Yeah, you
Quiet pig piggy pig pig pig
All of my fears came true
black and blue and full of pain
You asked me bout my pedo plane
My little piggy needed one more scoop
Bubba can’t top me now, cause I don’t care anymore🎶
Yeah, you
Quiet pig piggy pig pig pig
All of my fears came true
black and blue and full of pain
You asked me bout my pedo plane
My little piggy needed one more scoop
Bubba can’t top me now, cause I don’t care anymore🎶
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every epstein email is some creep complaining about MeToo and then being like “oh before i forget, any advice on how to use my position of authority to force women into sleeping with me?”
November 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
every epstein email is some creep complaining about MeToo and then being like “oh before i forget, any advice on how to use my position of authority to force women into sleeping with me?”
One of Trump’s more accidental successes was that by vilifying individual journalists he made them part of the story instead of just the byline, and a lot of them lapped that shit up.
what the actual fuck is wrong with American journalists?
November 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
One of Trump’s more accidental successes was that by vilifying individual journalists he made them part of the story instead of just the byline, and a lot of them lapped that shit up.
The Pope hating the Cubs because he’s a Sox fan is one of the funniest ongoing stories in the hellscape
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The Pope hating the Cubs because he’s a Sox fan is one of the funniest ongoing stories in the hellscape
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal."
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"
Beyond the obvious implication here, I'm wondering if the subtext is they were coming to believe Trump was snitching and that's why despite being involved no one was mentioning him.
November 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Beyond the obvious implication here, I'm wondering if the subtext is they were coming to believe Trump was snitching and that's why despite being involved no one was mentioning him.
50 year old Glen Powell flinching as he hears a cry in Spanish in the distance. Glen Powell breaking down weeping in therapist Julianne Moore's arms. Glen Powell's young neighbor discovers his old uniform and demands to hear more and more stories until you realize it's a fucking Apt Pupil reboot.
If they're still making movies in 15-20 years there will be multiple Oscar noms for playing "remorseful / reflective former ICE agent who knows how Complicated history is"
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
50 year old Glen Powell flinching as he hears a cry in Spanish in the distance. Glen Powell breaking down weeping in therapist Julianne Moore's arms. Glen Powell's young neighbor discovers his old uniform and demands to hear more and more stories until you realize it's a fucking Apt Pupil reboot.
*record scratch* yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I wound up not watching this guy die.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
*record scratch* yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I wound up not watching this guy die.
Someone saw Ross’ vintage “I want a secretary that types fast and runs slow” mug
the question nobody with a soul is asking, answered by people nobody wants to hear from
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Someone saw Ross’ vintage “I want a secretary that types fast and runs slow” mug
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Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
when the onions and mustard smell hits
November 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
when the onions and mustard smell hits
Be fair, he only hosted Fuentes because he was there as a guest of his good friend, the rabid anti-semite and Hitler fan Kanye West
The president who hosted Nick Fuentes for dinner
The president this morning:
November 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Be fair, he only hosted Fuentes because he was there as a guest of his good friend, the rabid anti-semite and Hitler fan Kanye West