That hand is going to haunt my nightmares

Fake friends are like autumn leaves, I guess. They're not around long and they're fun for a while, but they become a hazard if left around too long and allowed to build up.

And did you know we can just make friends? It takes a bit of work and a lot of energy, but we can totally just make true friends artificially. They're indistinguishable from natural True Friends.

They have a podcast, but two of their voices are so similar that it's hard to tell which of them is talking. One has an unexpected Boston accent.

JFK being America's Hot Dead Wife is now all I can think about whenever someone talks about the JFK files. Ah yes, America is reading through the letters of America's Hot Dead Wife. It's just that some of them are old tax details and receipts.

When she's proud of her work, she says "Yes, very pretty" and it's just nice to have someone say that while studying your nethers.

This exactly! Sam Altman and his fellow charlatans / rubes have done serious damage to both AI and LLMs separately as fields of study and resourcing for work AND have managed to infect every major tech company with the kind of dumb that made them all decide technology should just be worse.

My first thought when the sentence starts "Nonbinary people" is always "Don't owe you shit"

The famed harmless childhood disease can indeed cause permanent damage, like blindness and deafness

"Wait, but you can only get chicken pox once-" So you've been told, right? But no, as it turns out, you can indeed get Chicken Pox multiple times if your first dose wasn't enough to confer immunity.