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📍 NAARM/Melbourne, Australia. Always was, always will be.
She/her.
🐶
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📍 NAARM/Melbourne, Australia. Always was, always will be.
She/her.
🐶
🌏
Today I learned that Tammy Wynette did the vocals on KLF's 1991 banger 'Justified and Ancient' and I have no idea what to do with that information
February 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Today I learned that Tammy Wynette did the vocals on KLF's 1991 banger 'Justified and Ancient' and I have no idea what to do with that information
Superbowl Sunday is a very special day in February when men log onto social media to tell the world that they don't care about Taylor Swift.
February 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Superbowl Sunday is a very special day in February when men log onto social media to tell the world that they don't care about Taylor Swift.
One day, culinary science will discover the elusive fourth leche
February 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
One day, culinary science will discover the elusive fourth leche
So far, 2025 has been very confusing.
Because on one hand, this is the darkest fucking timeline and everything is absolutely cooked.
But on the other hand, Aldi has brought back toasted honey almond Choceur after THREE YEARS.
Because on one hand, this is the darkest fucking timeline and everything is absolutely cooked.
But on the other hand, Aldi has brought back toasted honey almond Choceur after THREE YEARS.
January 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
So far, 2025 has been very confusing.
Because on one hand, this is the darkest fucking timeline and everything is absolutely cooked.
But on the other hand, Aldi has brought back toasted honey almond Choceur after THREE YEARS.
Because on one hand, this is the darkest fucking timeline and everything is absolutely cooked.
But on the other hand, Aldi has brought back toasted honey almond Choceur after THREE YEARS.
Making museli with oat milk is like drowning oats in the blood of their ancestors
January 30, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Making museli with oat milk is like drowning oats in the blood of their ancestors
"thank you for travelling with Metro"
No worries there is literally no other option
No worries there is literally no other option
January 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"thank you for travelling with Metro"
No worries there is literally no other option
No worries there is literally no other option
How men drive:
1. Leave the driveway
2. Open all the windows (it's snowing)
3. Hand me his sunglasses to clean (I'm wearing a Lycra and mesh dress)
4. Leave his seatbelt unbuckled until the end of the street (safety alarm is going mental)
5. Realize he's hungry
1. Leave the driveway
2. Open all the windows (it's snowing)
3. Hand me his sunglasses to clean (I'm wearing a Lycra and mesh dress)
4. Leave his seatbelt unbuckled until the end of the street (safety alarm is going mental)
5. Realize he's hungry
December 1, 2024 at 7:38 AM
How men drive:
1. Leave the driveway
2. Open all the windows (it's snowing)
3. Hand me his sunglasses to clean (I'm wearing a Lycra and mesh dress)
4. Leave his seatbelt unbuckled until the end of the street (safety alarm is going mental)
5. Realize he's hungry
1. Leave the driveway
2. Open all the windows (it's snowing)
3. Hand me his sunglasses to clean (I'm wearing a Lycra and mesh dress)
4. Leave his seatbelt unbuckled until the end of the street (safety alarm is going mental)
5. Realize he's hungry
8
Went to the gym, made breakfast, ironed his shirt, made his lunch, thinking "this tradwife thing isn't so bad"
The remembered i also have to go work an 8 hour day 😐
Went to the gym, made breakfast, ironed his shirt, made his lunch, thinking "this tradwife thing isn't so bad"
The remembered i also have to go work an 8 hour day 😐
October 16, 2024 at 9:26 PM
8
Went to the gym, made breakfast, ironed his shirt, made his lunch, thinking "this tradwife thing isn't so bad"
The remembered i also have to go work an 8 hour day 😐
Went to the gym, made breakfast, ironed his shirt, made his lunch, thinking "this tradwife thing isn't so bad"
The remembered i also have to go work an 8 hour day 😐
I literally cannot think of a single song in existence that wouldn't be totally cringe to have sex to
September 7, 2024 at 6:26 AM
I literally cannot think of a single song in existence that wouldn't be totally cringe to have sex to
"women are too emotional to be leaders" - men, who regularly set fire to cars when their football team loses
August 9, 2024 at 9:53 PM
"women are too emotional to be leaders" - men, who regularly set fire to cars when their football team loses
Well obviously I'm not going anywhere until I reach Genius level on Spelling Bee
July 19, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Well obviously I'm not going anywhere until I reach Genius level on Spelling Bee
Gina Linetti, the human form of the 💯 emoji.
The Paris of people.
The Paris of people.
July 12, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Gina Linetti, the human form of the 💯 emoji.
The Paris of people.
The Paris of people.
Museums be like "Yo gimme $30 and come look at the shit we stole from all the countries we fucked up lol"
July 12, 2024 at 7:53 PM
Museums be like "Yo gimme $30 and come look at the shit we stole from all the countries we fucked up lol"
This weather is putrid
And my sockette has fallen down inside my shoe
And it's not even fucken Friday
(a contemporary horror story in three acts)
And my sockette has fallen down inside my shoe
And it's not even fucken Friday
(a contemporary horror story in three acts)
July 10, 2024 at 10:10 PM
This weather is putrid
And my sockette has fallen down inside my shoe
And it's not even fucken Friday
(a contemporary horror story in three acts)
And my sockette has fallen down inside my shoe
And it's not even fucken Friday
(a contemporary horror story in three acts)
Does anyone else think it's funny that there are two animals with blue tongues and one is like 8 metres tall and the other is a lizard 🦒 🦎
June 30, 2024 at 4:22 AM
Does anyone else think it's funny that there are two animals with blue tongues and one is like 8 metres tall and the other is a lizard 🦒 🦎
Serotonin? In this economy?
June 25, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Serotonin? In this economy?
WHY I AM LATE FOR WORK:
◻️Traffic
◻️Alarm didn't go off
◻️Train delayed
☑️Sat staring at the wall for 20 minutes, trying to summon the will to drag myself through another day in this shithole
☑️Liquid eye-liner
◻️Traffic
◻️Alarm didn't go off
◻️Train delayed
☑️Sat staring at the wall for 20 minutes, trying to summon the will to drag myself through another day in this shithole
☑️Liquid eye-liner
June 25, 2024 at 7:09 PM
WHY I AM LATE FOR WORK:
◻️Traffic
◻️Alarm didn't go off
◻️Train delayed
☑️Sat staring at the wall for 20 minutes, trying to summon the will to drag myself through another day in this shithole
☑️Liquid eye-liner
◻️Traffic
◻️Alarm didn't go off
◻️Train delayed
☑️Sat staring at the wall for 20 minutes, trying to summon the will to drag myself through another day in this shithole
☑️Liquid eye-liner
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Men would you rather be trapped in the water with a shark or a submerged battery?
June 20, 2024 at 5:46 AM
Men would you rather be trapped in the water with a shark or a submerged battery?
(basically its own genre at this point)
Dark Matter (2024) starring Joel Edgerton:
Men will do literally anything other than go to therapy.
Men will do literally anything other than go to therapy.
June 12, 2024 at 9:07 PM
(basically its own genre at this point)
Dark Matter (2024) starring Joel Edgerton:
Men will do literally anything other than go to therapy.
Men will do literally anything other than go to therapy.
June 12, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Dark Matter (2024) starring Joel Edgerton:
Men will do literally anything other than go to therapy.
Men will do literally anything other than go to therapy.
Help I need outfit ideas that say "please don't give me any more pomegranates from your tree, I never use them and end up throwing them out when they turn to rocks after 5 weeks"
June 9, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Help I need outfit ideas that say "please don't give me any more pomegranates from your tree, I never use them and end up throwing them out when they turn to rocks after 5 weeks"
Men are so confusing because on one hand they are adorable puppies desperately seeking approval, but on the other hand they will straight up murder you
June 3, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Men are so confusing because on one hand they are adorable puppies desperately seeking approval, but on the other hand they will straight up murder you
Philippa Featheringtons/Finch is fucking adorable and delightful and I will not hear another word on this matter.
May 30, 2024 at 8:41 PM
Philippa Featheringtons/Finch is fucking adorable and delightful and I will not hear another word on this matter.
Thinking about in Outer Reach how Autumn encounters a man who kidnaps her, terrorises her, forces her to jump from a speeding vehicle and deserts her in the woods, burns her camp and destroys her possessions including her medication.
Then she meets a bear who sniffs her then leaves her alone.
Then she meets a bear who sniffs her then leaves her alone.
May 22, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Thinking about in Outer Reach how Autumn encounters a man who kidnaps her, terrorises her, forces her to jump from a speeding vehicle and deserts her in the woods, burns her camp and destroys her possessions including her medication.
Then she meets a bear who sniffs her then leaves her alone.
Then she meets a bear who sniffs her then leaves her alone.