Elise FM
wastedpotential.bsky.social
Elise FM
@wastedpotential.bsky.social
@phage made me do it.
📍 NAARM/Melbourne, Australia. Always was, always will be.
She/her.
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Guys I nailed it
January 3, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Gina Linetti, the human form of the 💯 emoji.
The Paris of people.
July 12, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Neil have you got a minute? @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com
May 6, 2024 at 10:15 PM
.... And Bruce Lehrmann would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for that meddling Bruce Lehrmann.

Eat shit Lehrmann, ya pigfaced tool
April 15, 2024 at 9:50 PM
I drank with my sister last night. When did this girl get so funny 🤣 #longbends
April 14, 2024 at 6:29 AM
I got toads
In different area codes
February 5, 2024 at 10:00 AM
Women in their 30s were JUST getting over The Terrible Men We Dated in our 20s, then 2023 did this to us 🤦🏻‍♀️
January 15, 2024 at 9:22 PM
January 4, 2024 at 7:21 PM
December 24, 2023 at 4:32 AM
I feel like these are less good.
December 24, 2023 at 4:31 AM
December 24, 2023 at 4:27 AM
Better?
December 24, 2023 at 4:16 AM
GUYS we asked Dall-e for this and it did not disappoint
December 22, 2023 at 3:07 AM
Logging into work like
December 21, 2023 at 8:26 PM
Everyone must enjoy this wholesome wonder
December 13, 2023 at 10:48 AM
This is the kind of chaos that keeps me coming back to the internet
December 1, 2023 at 10:37 PM
Congratulations to this tw**t for becoming my new favourite thing on the internet, ever.
December 1, 2023 at 9:45 AM
August 31, 2023 at 3:36 PM
And that Tweet was stolen, too. (Jackie Carbajal, 22 February 2018)
August 29, 2023 at 10:03 PM