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WasteLandRover
@wastelandrover.bsky.social
Minnesotan, very slow runner.

Artisanal bespoke handcrafted limited reserve low follower account.
"I was going to have that optional open heart surgery, but it was too expensive."

- no one ever
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Wait, Mother Theresa was a child traffiker?
December 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I'll give them a try, thanks!
December 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Gotta find a place where I can hear Dee Dee Ramone scream out ONETWOTHREEFOUR without fascist propaganda sprinkled in there.
December 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Ummm, not to argue, but they clearly have a plan.

They plan on coming up with something.

That's definitely a plan.
December 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Deutschland über Alles!
December 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Like, two separate sandwiches? Or a sandwich on top of another sandwich? Or a sandwich sandwiched between a sandwich like a sandwich turducken?
December 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Telling people drowning in bills that they're making it up? Also not helpful.
December 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
They don't understand, waiting until literally the last minute and then paying the smart kid to write something for them always worked for them in college.
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell. I need a font.
December 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The internet seriously needs a sarcasm font.
December 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I'm upset with billionairicans buying elections, is that the same thing?
December 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
If its something I find shitty, then its a real issue to me.

99.99% of people: (....)
Me: WHY DOES THE GOOGLE COMMERCIAL SAY THE GUY IS GOING TO A JAMES BLUNT CONCERT AND THEN THEY PLAY A TAL BACHMAN SONG THIS IS SO WRONG
December 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The moral arc of the fuck around is long, but eventually it bends towards the find out.
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The IRS should investigate his mortgages because you are obviously living in his head rent free.
December 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Kids let me tell you about this thing called Blockbuster that I worked at in the 80s and one day a young 'un asked if we had "The Third Man" and as I led them past rows and rows of "Tango and Cash" a small tear fell from my eye.
December 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
jealous
December 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM