WasteLandRover
@wastelandrover.bsky.social
Minnesotan, very slow runner.
Artisanal bespoke handcrafted limited reserve low follower account.
Artisanal bespoke handcrafted limited reserve low follower account.
"I was going to have that optional open heart surgery, but it was too expensive."
- no one ever
- no one ever
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"I was going to have that optional open heart surgery, but it was too expensive."
- no one ever
- no one ever
Wait, Mother Theresa was a child traffiker?
December 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Wait, Mother Theresa was a child traffiker?
I'll give them a try, thanks!
December 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I'll give them a try, thanks!
Gotta find a place where I can hear Dee Dee Ramone scream out ONETWOTHREEFOUR without fascist propaganda sprinkled in there.
December 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Gotta find a place where I can hear Dee Dee Ramone scream out ONETWOTHREEFOUR without fascist propaganda sprinkled in there.
Ummm, not to argue, but they clearly have a plan.
They plan on coming up with something.
That's definitely a plan.
They plan on coming up with something.
That's definitely a plan.
December 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Ummm, not to argue, but they clearly have a plan.
They plan on coming up with something.
That's definitely a plan.
They plan on coming up with something.
That's definitely a plan.
Deutschland über Alles!
December 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Deutschland über Alles!
Like, two separate sandwiches? Or a sandwich on top of another sandwich? Or a sandwich sandwiched between a sandwich like a sandwich turducken?
December 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Like, two separate sandwiches? Or a sandwich on top of another sandwich? Or a sandwich sandwiched between a sandwich like a sandwich turducken?
Telling people drowning in bills that they're making it up? Also not helpful.
December 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Telling people drowning in bills that they're making it up? Also not helpful.
They don't understand, waiting until literally the last minute and then paying the smart kid to write something for them always worked for them in college.
December 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
They don't understand, waiting until literally the last minute and then paying the smart kid to write something for them always worked for them in college.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell. I need a font.
December 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell. I need a font.
The internet seriously needs a sarcasm font.
December 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
The internet seriously needs a sarcasm font.
I'm upset with billionairicans buying elections, is that the same thing?
December 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I'm upset with billionairicans buying elections, is that the same thing?
If its something I find shitty, then its a real issue to me.
99.99% of people: (....)
Me: WHY DOES THE GOOGLE COMMERCIAL SAY THE GUY IS GOING TO A JAMES BLUNT CONCERT AND THEN THEY PLAY A TAL BACHMAN SONG THIS IS SO WRONG
99.99% of people: (....)
Me: WHY DOES THE GOOGLE COMMERCIAL SAY THE GUY IS GOING TO A JAMES BLUNT CONCERT AND THEN THEY PLAY A TAL BACHMAN SONG THIS IS SO WRONG
December 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
If its something I find shitty, then its a real issue to me.
99.99% of people: (....)
Me: WHY DOES THE GOOGLE COMMERCIAL SAY THE GUY IS GOING TO A JAMES BLUNT CONCERT AND THEN THEY PLAY A TAL BACHMAN SONG THIS IS SO WRONG
99.99% of people: (....)
Me: WHY DOES THE GOOGLE COMMERCIAL SAY THE GUY IS GOING TO A JAMES BLUNT CONCERT AND THEN THEY PLAY A TAL BACHMAN SONG THIS IS SO WRONG
The moral arc of the fuck around is long, but eventually it bends towards the find out.
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The moral arc of the fuck around is long, but eventually it bends towards the find out.
The IRS should investigate his mortgages because you are obviously living in his head rent free.
December 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The IRS should investigate his mortgages because you are obviously living in his head rent free.
Kids let me tell you about this thing called Blockbuster that I worked at in the 80s and one day a young 'un asked if we had "The Third Man" and as I led them past rows and rows of "Tango and Cash" a small tear fell from my eye.
December 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Kids let me tell you about this thing called Blockbuster that I worked at in the 80s and one day a young 'un asked if we had "The Third Man" and as I led them past rows and rows of "Tango and Cash" a small tear fell from my eye.