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great news: it is
a Peanuts comic strip in which Lucy repeatedly kicks and rebuilds a snowman while Charlie Brown watches in confusion, concluding in the statement “I feel torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.”
February 10, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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don’t worry, folks. cbs can still “win” (?) if only every single household in america subscribes to paramount plus
an excerpt from a transcript of bari weiss’ all-hands meeting: “So winning isn’t about ratings. It’s about making things that people can’t live without. It’s about creating content captivating enough to ultimately make Paramount Plus a necessity for every home.”
January 27, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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thank you letterboxd dot com year in review. feeling great about myself
a cropped screenshot of the letterboxd year in review in which my “most watched actor” and “most watched director” are both, unfortunately, Sylvester Stallone
January 2, 2026 at 7:51 PM
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look i know things can have complicated legacies and all, but it’s kind of weird to claim that a critically acclaimed show i saw exclusively praise and excitement for on social media during its run was actually unanimously terrible and no one will ever remember it. please leave your bubbles
post by the guy who cofounded the video game site where half the writers’ brains are devastatingly internet-poisoned: “It's crazy how little impact The Watchman [sic] show made. Audaciously bad show with like a few good ideas that nobody remembers.”
December 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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i unfortunately suck
youtube music recap ranking my top 5 artists/bands: taylor swift is at number one followed by the beatles, radwimps, the joy formidable, and carly rae jepsen
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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hawk tuah
red-tailed hawk sitting on a wooden trellis in the snow, with a background of many trees
November 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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is it a good sign when the most positive review for your movie calls you a director for hire
Screenshot of The Telegraph’s 5 star review excerpt on Metacritic: “It's perhaps Wright's first feature to feel, in a positive way, like the work of a director for hire…” (the excerpt continues, but is cropped out)
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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im going to ask if they have any other birds
A small store comprised of several shelves stocked with exclusively photographs of cardinals. The store, as indicated by a sign above the shelves, is named “Just Cardinals.”
October 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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go get that trophy, toronto
a photograph looking down a street in Toronto toward the CN Tower, which juts out of the otherwise fairly reserved skyline in distinctive form. it’s a very good photo and i am proud of it
October 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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most specific rotten tomatoes user review of all time
screenshot of a 5 star Rotten Tomatoes user review by user “tr” : “Nice score, especially the clarinets.”
October 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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justice has been done: one battle after another is now objectively worse than the second spiderverse movie as per letterboxd dot com
a heavily cropped screenshot of the Letterboxd dot com Top 250 Narrative Features list in which Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse is listed one spot ahead of One Battle After Another in aggregate user score
October 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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looked at my mastodon account for the first time in 2 years and there are some real bangers on there, my most secret account… if i must return at some point, i will undoubtedly return to posting only 100% hits like weed skeleton
a picture saved from a mastodon post: an intentionally blurry screenshot of a skeleton enemy from Zelda Tears of the Kingdom. the skeleton has glowing red eyes and is holding a stick as a weapon, which just so happens to line up perfectly with smoke rising from a fire in the background. so it looks like a big blunt or something. it’s really funny
October 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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why did they put the final boss of hollow knight silksong so early
a little red flower you're supposed to bounce off of, only it never works the way it's supposed to and you usually fall directly into the spikes and lose all your money
September 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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i wanted to remember some guys too
An image from the Immaculate Grid/Defector crossover titled “Some Guys I Remember,” featuring various guys I have remembered. The players featured are: - Vance Worley - Ubaldo Jiménez - Plácido Polanco - Adam Lind - James Loney - Ryan Madson - Joe Blanton - Dontrelle Willis - Yermín Mercedes
September 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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teddy roosevelt on the panama canal contraption. what will he do
August 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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this is the embodiment of evil. reconcile the hatred in your heart asap. oel ngati kameie (negative)
A post by some asshole who thinks opinions are objective: “I actually think hardcore ‘Avatar is a good movie’ film twitter people are worth less than dogs to me. There's no way you can make Watching Movies your whole personality and come to the conclusion that anything in those movies manages to scrape even a C+”
July 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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nobody tell this guy what yoda is
a post responding to a criticism of star wars return of the jedi: “If you are a True Star Wars Purist, the franchise ended after Empire Strikes Back. I love The Muppets but they have no place in Star Wars.”
July 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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a page from the pepsi logo redesign document featuring discussions of the “gravitational pull of pepsi” in a shopping aisle, including the “pepsi proposition” as compared to the relativity of space and time
July 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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happy canada day everybody
ottawa’s parliament hill on a cloudy Canada Day. there’s a moderate crowd standing around facing a small screen on the left side of the hill. in the background, the main tower of parliament rises alongside several construction cranes.
July 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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really liked the phoenician scheme but this is also the realest possible negative review of a wes anderson movie. it’s actively distant, artificial filmmaking in a way that does produce unique reactions! “as if the actors were pretending to act” is basically just his direction but it sure isnt wrong
A Rotten Tomatoes user review: “It was as if the actors were pretending to act. Super uncomfortable to watch and I had to leave. Gave me the ‘no’ feeling.”
June 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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i stand firm, unblinking, confident in my positions, you can never take me down. i have already won
a png of Naoto Shirogane from Persona 4. he's layered over the trans and gay men's pride flags a png of Kanji Tatsumi from Persona 4. he's layered on top of the bi and polyamory pride flags
May 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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ok maybe i shouldn’t be calling myself a phillies fan
screenshot of several extremely aggressive posts about Atlanta pitcher Spencer Strider after he accidentally hit Bryce Harper on the elbow. some of the posts read “Don’t let Spencer Strider leave Philly (the bad way)” and “K*ll Strider for that.”
May 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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love this headline’s approach as if autism is like, a plot twist lol. how are you going to explain an ending that’s almost entirely based on emotion and interpretation, other than just badly i guess
screenshot of a headline by Decider reading “The Rehearsal Season 2 Ending Explained: Does Nathan Fielder really have Autism?”
May 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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no you wouldn’t
screenshot of a bluesky post by user “Nick (derogatory) ✨” reading: “Take GTA6. That game is going to deliver so much content, that team put in so much work, it will push the industry so far along into new territory, and the ROl for each individual consumer is so unbelievably disproportionate... I'd pay $500 it. I wouldn't think twice.”
May 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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learning about the america-themed disney park they were trying to build in virginia
A screenshot of a wikipedia article for the cancelled park Disney’s America reading: “and soon afterward, Disney announced the proposed slavery exhibit had been shelved.” This is in reference to a discussed aspect of the park where, as Disney Senior Vice President Bob Weis said, “We want to make you feel what it was like to be a slave or what it was like to escape through the underground railroad.” The plan obviously didn’t go over great.
May 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM