he looks like a child who is holding back tears from being reprimanded by the teacher, and is now being forced to correct the record by addressing the whole class and telling his fellow students the opposite of what he was saying during recess

I guess when you're as famous and talented as Picasso was, you're always surrounded by such beautiful women.
must be nice

For a guy who has slapped his name on so much stuff he has little or nothing to do with, why does he always seem to get the kerning wrong?
And in this case, slightly different font, wrong size, and slightly different colour tint.

the guy looks like an unmade bed

Why did you make her cheeseburgers so large?

"time enough for the earth in the grave"

who plays James Bond in that one?

suddenly black gets all the real estate there is

a bit patriarchal, should have written "fellow and fellowtress performers"

my dad caught me doing that when I was a kid, made me smoke the whole pack

in all caps- classic Trump

Alarm clock in the office is a genius idea!- goes off 5PM, yawn, stretch, time to go home

ancient knowledge in exchange for the transference of all your power is a typically infernal Etruscan artefact bargain
Why did you think they had the alarm?