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follow the money
printer ink sales going through the roof from printing fully redacted pages
printer ink sales going through the roof from printing fully redacted pages
December 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
follow the money
printer ink sales going through the roof from printing fully redacted pages
printer ink sales going through the roof from printing fully redacted pages
I met Jessie's girl
Rick Springfield is delusional
Rick Springfield is delusional
December 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I met Jessie's girl
Rick Springfield is delusional
Rick Springfield is delusional
the army of people involved in the redactions probably had to work in their underwear like people preparing crack in shabby-apartment-turned-drug-labs in the movies, to make sure none of them sampled the product for later unauthorized release.
otherwise.....
otherwise.....
December 20, 2025 at 2:15 PM
the army of people involved in the redactions probably had to work in their underwear like people preparing crack in shabby-apartment-turned-drug-labs in the movies, to make sure none of them sampled the product for later unauthorized release.
otherwise.....
otherwise.....
as a guy whose only talent appears to be slapping his name on stuff he didn't actually build, why hasn't Trump figured out proper kerning?
December 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
as a guy whose only talent appears to be slapping his name on stuff he didn't actually build, why hasn't Trump figured out proper kerning?
the part of MAGA that opposes redacting the Epstein files just doesn't like the addition of black stuff anywhere
December 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
the part of MAGA that opposes redacting the Epstein files just doesn't like the addition of black stuff anywhere
Plz people, no Epstein spoilers until we've all had a chance to read through them
December 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Plz people, no Epstein spoilers until we've all had a chance to read through them
Whatever happened to Vivek Ramaswamy?
He's kind of like a mystery rash that came out of nowhere, then one day you notice your skin is clear and thinking back, it hasn't been bothering you for a while
He's kind of like a mystery rash that came out of nowhere, then one day you notice your skin is clear and thinking back, it hasn't been bothering you for a while
December 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Whatever happened to Vivek Ramaswamy?
He's kind of like a mystery rash that came out of nowhere, then one day you notice your skin is clear and thinking back, it hasn't been bothering you for a while
He's kind of like a mystery rash that came out of nowhere, then one day you notice your skin is clear and thinking back, it hasn't been bothering you for a while
is there a term for words that mimic the spelling of precisely defined words, but that are themselves ambiguous, such as "gazillion" ?
If not, someone such make up a word for it that just sounds right.
If not, someone such make up a word for it that just sounds right.
December 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
is there a term for words that mimic the spelling of precisely defined words, but that are themselves ambiguous, such as "gazillion" ?
If not, someone such make up a word for it that just sounds right.
If not, someone such make up a word for it that just sounds right.
The name Chet is short for Ratchet
Obviously you wouldn't call him Rat Baker
Obviously you wouldn't call him Rat Baker
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The name Chet is short for Ratchet
Obviously you wouldn't call him Rat Baker
Obviously you wouldn't call him Rat Baker
I was in a punk rock band in high school that played a cover of Spinal Tap's "Big Bottoms."
Revisiting the song following Rob Reiner's passing, it finally occurred to me that the lyric "how could I leave this behind?" has two meanings.
True art reveals itself over time.
Revisiting the song following Rob Reiner's passing, it finally occurred to me that the lyric "how could I leave this behind?" has two meanings.
True art reveals itself over time.
December 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I was in a punk rock band in high school that played a cover of Spinal Tap's "Big Bottoms."
Revisiting the song following Rob Reiner's passing, it finally occurred to me that the lyric "how could I leave this behind?" has two meanings.
True art reveals itself over time.
Revisiting the song following Rob Reiner's passing, it finally occurred to me that the lyric "how could I leave this behind?" has two meanings.
True art reveals itself over time.
son: what superpower would u choose?
me: reverse invisibility
son: wow, dumber than I expected
me: really? invisibility- be somewhere but not seen
reverse invisibility- not be somewhere, but everyone thinks you are, like at your aunt's xmas party but I'm home reading a book
son: dumbest answer ever.
me: reverse invisibility
son: wow, dumber than I expected
me: really? invisibility- be somewhere but not seen
reverse invisibility- not be somewhere, but everyone thinks you are, like at your aunt's xmas party but I'm home reading a book
son: dumbest answer ever.
December 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
son: what superpower would u choose?
me: reverse invisibility
son: wow, dumber than I expected
me: really? invisibility- be somewhere but not seen
reverse invisibility- not be somewhere, but everyone thinks you are, like at your aunt's xmas party but I'm home reading a book
son: dumbest answer ever.
me: reverse invisibility
son: wow, dumber than I expected
me: really? invisibility- be somewhere but not seen
reverse invisibility- not be somewhere, but everyone thinks you are, like at your aunt's xmas party but I'm home reading a book
son: dumbest answer ever.
Stepping into my time machine with a sniper rifle and going back to 1990 to take myself out in order to prevent my own assassination.
December 18, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Stepping into my time machine with a sniper rifle and going back to 1990 to take myself out in order to prevent my own assassination.
Yelling provably false things for 20 minutes at people who are already dealing with your sh*t is the best way to prove you don't have an alcoholic's personality.
December 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Yelling provably false things for 20 minutes at people who are already dealing with your sh*t is the best way to prove you don't have an alcoholic's personality.
Oh, the humanity!
Instead of a waterbed I got two hydrogen beds and an oxygen bed.
December 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Oh, the humanity!
CNN tagline: "In a stunning blow to Johnson, 4 GOP lawmakers agree to..."
Settle down CNN.
I'm pretty sure Johnson's already quite familiar with stunning blows.
Settle down CNN.
I'm pretty sure Johnson's already quite familiar with stunning blows.
December 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
CNN tagline: "In a stunning blow to Johnson, 4 GOP lawmakers agree to..."
Settle down CNN.
I'm pretty sure Johnson's already quite familiar with stunning blows.
Settle down CNN.
I'm pretty sure Johnson's already quite familiar with stunning blows.
the art of the deal: Russia gets Ukraine, US gets Venezuela
And like all the other deals, bankruptcy will eventually be declared by.... uh oh.... wait a sec....
And like all the other deals, bankruptcy will eventually be declared by.... uh oh.... wait a sec....
December 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
the art of the deal: Russia gets Ukraine, US gets Venezuela
And like all the other deals, bankruptcy will eventually be declared by.... uh oh.... wait a sec....
And like all the other deals, bankruptcy will eventually be declared by.... uh oh.... wait a sec....
Not sure I get it, someone please fill me in.
What did Venezuela do to p*ss off Russia?
What did Venezuela do to p*ss off Russia?
December 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Not sure I get it, someone please fill me in.
What did Venezuela do to p*ss off Russia?
What did Venezuela do to p*ss off Russia?
Interesting that Trump has declared that land and assets stolen from other people have to be returned. Should shake up a lot of things in all the americas.
December 17, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Interesting that Trump has declared that land and assets stolen from other people have to be returned. Should shake up a lot of things in all the americas.
If he ever is held accountable, Kash Patel already has the "my first day in prison" face thing going on.
December 17, 2025 at 1:17 PM
If he ever is held accountable, Kash Patel already has the "my first day in prison" face thing going on.
I wonder if one of the founding fathers ever said "hold up guys... what if the president turns out to be a real jerk? And I mean not just an ordinary jerk, but a really, really bad jerk?" and the others all looked at him puzzled and said "he'd have to be such a jerk that he would be unelectable."
December 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I wonder if one of the founding fathers ever said "hold up guys... what if the president turns out to be a real jerk? And I mean not just an ordinary jerk, but a really, really bad jerk?" and the others all looked at him puzzled and said "he'd have to be such a jerk that he would be unelectable."
protesting outside my local fire station with a sign that says "all homes matter" because the firetrucks only go to the houses that are on fire
December 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
protesting outside my local fire station with a sign that says "all homes matter" because the firetrucks only go to the houses that are on fire
how long till he refers to it as "the perfect tweet"
or whatever it is that they call posts on Truth Toilet.....
or whatever it is that they call posts on Truth Toilet.....
December 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
how long till he refers to it as "the perfect tweet"
or whatever it is that they call posts on Truth Toilet.....
or whatever it is that they call posts on Truth Toilet.....
Samantha Waldenberg at CNN appears to have confused "incendiary" with "embarrassingly inappropriate and offensive."
December 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Samantha Waldenberg at CNN appears to have confused "incendiary" with "embarrassingly inappropriate and offensive."
I think a lot of the concerns people have about AI could be addressed by simply teaching AI to feel shame.
December 15, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I think a lot of the concerns people have about AI could be addressed by simply teaching AI to feel shame.
at the time no one fully appreciated just how impactful Mr. Gerald Mander's idea would be
December 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
at the time no one fully appreciated just how impactful Mr. Gerald Mander's idea would be