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Kimberly Watson
@watsonthe.bsky.social
Jack of no trades, master of fun.
Substack: @kimberlydubs
When you think your bag has gotten stolen at the gym, but you’re just an idiot who put it in one locker and then locked another! Shout out to the Tacoma Market Street Y Staff for finding ya grl’s bag! (And being very nice about it, even though I coulda been roasted)
December 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Today is the first day of my two week winter break! And I woke up elated! But it’s quickly turning into anxiety that I’m going to waste the break! And now all I can do is look at how short two weeks looks on the calendar! Do you worry away your free time or are you normal! 😶
December 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
8 years ago today: marriage #1.
December 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I Wanna Be a Cowboy, Baby!
open.spotify.com
December 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Just….no. This actually makes me want to not.
December 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Mergs.
December 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Sunday night tv vibes 🙏
December 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Very safe. Very jolly.
December 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Reposted by Kimberly Watson
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Oh, Christmas feed, oh Christmas feed…
December 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Merry XXXmas.
December 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Me five days into sobriety.
December 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Working is really getting in the way of my hobbies.
December 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Me accidentally blaring a TikTok twice in a faculty meeting.
a man with a beard is sitting in a chair with his hand on his knee .
ALT: a man with a beard is sitting in a chair with his hand on his knee .
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Out of the kiln today 🙌🏽
December 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
CHRISTMAS ❤️🌟
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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sorry my ass is fat and my heart is full of love
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Cat sittin’, football watchin’ lil buddy.
December 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Sweet angel bb.
December 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
My mans turned 35. I ate (more) oysters about it.
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 AM
🥹🥹🥹
December 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Reposted by Kimberly Watson
“Now, Y’all Who’re Without Sin Can Cast The First Stone.”
#raisingarizona #nicolascage #sketch #digitalart
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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The meerkat enclosure will be closed on Sunday so they can get right with God.
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Yes.
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I mean…
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM