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Workin hard to keep that puppy dog energy and glass half-full vibe. Avatar by lebron.studio on IG

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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 50m

i’ve been to Phish concerts that didn’t last as long as this game

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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 3h

The reclaiming/reframing of frogs as Antifascist after enduring years of the execrable Pepe is glorious and I am here for every scrap of new heroic frog art

Christopher Doll @blackbirdcd.bsky.social · 4h

This is Space Frog

A Space Frog

wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 3h

Sounds fun. I've only ever played Tony Hawk games and Olli Olli World when it comes to skateboarding games

wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 3h

Which video game?

wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 4h

SMDK

wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 15h

Certainly not in this universe these days, amiright?!?

wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 16h

Helen Hayes lived her final years right near where I grew up in NY State. She's got a hospital named after her, and there used to be a theatre named after her there, but now it's a grocery store that is not named after her

wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 1d

Listen, the Mets suck but I got to see the Yankees and Phillies heartbroken on back to back nights, so that's pretty cool

wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 1d

They didn't want the Phillies game to compete with the Eagles game

wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 1d

Pleasantly surprised that 2007 sneaker hype is making a comeback

wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 1d

Mass pronounces it like the word for what the Mets did to the Sox in '86, right😏

wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 1d

jjjjound 990v3's baby

Brown pants and light olive green sneakers on concrete

wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 1d

Motherfucker, two studies don't mean shit, correlation doesn't equal causation, and everyone would be better off if you were more like your dad and uncle

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 1d

RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol

wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 1d

Talk to @drewphish.bsky.social, he went through the same thing

wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 1d

It's a load-bearing "somewhat," alright?

wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 1d

Sneezing being connected to ovaries is similar to coughing being connected to testicles

wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 1d

The Sword of Strahmocles

wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 1d

Somewhat related fun fact: that whole "turn your head and cough while the Dr. gently holds your nuts" thing that men have to do, that's to check for a hernia

wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 1d

Sprinkle some Lexapro on your depression, for flavor!

wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 1d

I think that's just a regular chair

wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 1d

Should non-Jews in Israel have the same rights and protections as Jews? By law, but also from a civil/societal standpoint?

wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 1d

Does your definition mean "a homeland for ONLY Jews" or "a homeland for Jews AND all others who wish to live there?"

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wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 2d

So I was at an event the other night and they had these chairs, which seem to have a...fart vent. It's a fart vent, right? They made a chair with a vent for your farts. Fuckin A, man

A grey plastic chair with five slats in the bottom right where your butthole goes

A grey plastic chair with five slats in the bottom right where your butthole goes, from another angle

wattznext @wattznext.bsky.social · 2d

It's nice for Phish to get the pub, but I hate them being associated with the Yankees...also I don't think it works, thematically

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 2d

There was an old Doug Stanhope bit about how being a Yankees fan is like going to a casino and rooting for the house and being a huge asshole about it