I really hope there isn't too much Nazi imagery. Like this is a creative writing prompt, do something unique with it!

I read. All day, every day. Most of my job is reading the dryest materials imaginable and when I'm off the clock, I'm looking at the news.
Everything I read is boring or depressing, so why would I read for fun?

Why on earth did they not pre-record that.

Oh good, I was worried for a minute there.

They already released two persons of interest. Even if they find this guy, it may well be meaningless.

With friends like this, do we need enemies?

What do you call a plane crash headed to a furry convention?

A cybersecurity crisis