Timothy Butnot
@wayofamos.bsky.social
Smartass. Veteran. Sci-fi addict. Raised eyebrow that somehow achieved sentience and walks around eating too many snacks & quoting "Andor," "LotR," and "The Expanse."
The Venn diagram of guys who are super into the whole gorilla vs 100 men thing and guys who definitely need another adult in their life with power of attorney over them is one tiny circle that smells a lot like inadequacy.
April 30, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The Venn diagram of guys who are super into the whole gorilla vs 100 men thing and guys who definitely need another adult in their life with power of attorney over them is one tiny circle that smells a lot like inadequacy.
People tryin to blame Trump and Musk for this absolute trainwreck of a timeline, and I'm embracing my inner Kenobi
March 4, 2025 at 1:25 AM
People tryin to blame Trump and Musk for this absolute trainwreck of a timeline, and I'm embracing my inner Kenobi
Not entirely meaningless; the taxpayer money required for even the most basic shit to make this work (new road signs, for example), will be an excellent source of funds for the administration to embezzle.
February 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Not entirely meaningless; the taxpayer money required for even the most basic shit to make this work (new road signs, for example), will be an excellent source of funds for the administration to embezzle.
Parenting Magazine:
You should make a daily checklist to help your kids organize.
Me:
... K.
You should make a daily checklist to help your kids organize.
Me:
... K.
January 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Parenting Magazine:
You should make a daily checklist to help your kids organize.
Me:
... K.
You should make a daily checklist to help your kids organize.
Me:
... K.
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There's a lot going on that's downright awful, so here's Jean-Claude Van Damme as R2-D2.
I'm sorry or you're welcome.
youtu.be/uIndXbX2xnc?...
I'm sorry or you're welcome.
youtu.be/uIndXbX2xnc?...
Van Damme In Star Wars (as R2D2)
YouTube video by Funny Go Now
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January 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
There's a lot going on that's downright awful, so here's Jean-Claude Van Damme as R2-D2.
I'm sorry or you're welcome.
youtu.be/uIndXbX2xnc?...
I'm sorry or you're welcome.
youtu.be/uIndXbX2xnc?...
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Musk is just that pathetic.
January 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Musk is just that pathetic.
The "they'll-be-sorry" rhetoric from the left is just wild to me.
Like tens of millions of Americans--who, btw, are already getting screwed over and still voted for Trump (TWICE)--are gonna look at their grocery bills one random day & magically gain a shred of self-awareness.
Come on. Really?
Like tens of millions of Americans--who, btw, are already getting screwed over and still voted for Trump (TWICE)--are gonna look at their grocery bills one random day & magically gain a shred of self-awareness.
Come on. Really?
a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a black vest
ALT: a bald man wearing a plaid shirt and a black vest
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January 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The "they'll-be-sorry" rhetoric from the left is just wild to me.
Like tens of millions of Americans--who, btw, are already getting screwed over and still voted for Trump (TWICE)--are gonna look at their grocery bills one random day & magically gain a shred of self-awareness.
Come on. Really?
Like tens of millions of Americans--who, btw, are already getting screwed over and still voted for Trump (TWICE)--are gonna look at their grocery bills one random day & magically gain a shred of self-awareness.
Come on. Really?
Finally watching Severance, and...this is like if "Office Space" was written by Franz Kafka. While he was high. On bad weed. Like BAD weed. Something with a street name like "gorilla panic" or "how long has that van been there."
January 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Finally watching Severance, and...this is like if "Office Space" was written by Franz Kafka. While he was high. On bad weed. Like BAD weed. Something with a street name like "gorilla panic" or "how long has that van been there."
I'm all for "this is what Joe Strummer trained you for," but approaching it without at least an iota of realism is no longer an option.
By all means keep hope alive but don't get so lost in your optimism that you become blind to how badly you're getting fucked.
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By all means keep hope alive but don't get so lost in your optimism that you become blind to how badly you're getting fucked.
www.instagram.com/reel/DEpXwyB...
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January 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I'm all for "this is what Joe Strummer trained you for," but approaching it without at least an iota of realism is no longer an option.
By all means keep hope alive but don't get so lost in your optimism that you become blind to how badly you're getting fucked.
www.instagram.com/reel/DEpXwyB...
By all means keep hope alive but don't get so lost in your optimism that you become blind to how badly you're getting fucked.
www.instagram.com/reel/DEpXwyB...
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“For my next attention seeking trick, I will have you concentrate on Greenland, the Gulf of Mexico, and the Panama Canal—instead of my absurdly unqualified cabinet picks or that I have no real plans to fix the border or bring down food prices. Look, America, a rabbit!”
January 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
“For my next attention seeking trick, I will have you concentrate on Greenland, the Gulf of Mexico, and the Panama Canal—instead of my absurdly unqualified cabinet picks or that I have no real plans to fix the border or bring down food prices. Look, America, a rabbit!”
"Skeleton Crew" is the Goonies in space with a little extra Treasure Island and Peter Pan thrown in. It's a weird stew, but it kinda works.
December 4, 2024 at 11:12 PM
"Skeleton Crew" is the Goonies in space with a little extra Treasure Island and Peter Pan thrown in. It's a weird stew, but it kinda works.
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November 28, 2024 at 6:47 AM
Reductive lunacy that my brain cooked up: "the puritan cycle." (1) people find start feeling good about something, (2) a miserable, self-righteous gaggle of ass comes along and decides that no; we can't have that, because reasons, & (3) everyone gets sick of their shit and gives em the stanky boot.
November 29, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Reductive lunacy that my brain cooked up: "the puritan cycle." (1) people find start feeling good about something, (2) a miserable, self-righteous gaggle of ass comes along and decides that no; we can't have that, because reasons, & (3) everyone gets sick of their shit and gives em the stanky boot.
November 24, 2024 at 7:10 AM
It's almost like they know he's guilty and are stalling until he can be confirmed.
Almost.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Almost.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
House Ethics Committee doesn't agree to release highly anticipated Matt Gaetz report after investigation
House Speaker Mike Johnson had urged the bipartisan panel to keep the report secret.
www.usatoday.com
November 21, 2024 at 1:11 AM
It's almost like they know he's guilty and are stalling until he can be confirmed.
Almost.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Almost.
www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
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Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Each year, the trans community loses too many lives, especially trans women of color, to hate and violence.
More than ever, we must stand by our trans family and support them, hold space for them, and insist the scapegoating and targeting stop.
Now.
More than ever, we must stand by our trans family and support them, hold space for them, and insist the scapegoating and targeting stop.
Now.
November 20, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Today is Transgender Day of Remembrance. Each year, the trans community loses too many lives, especially trans women of color, to hate and violence.
More than ever, we must stand by our trans family and support them, hold space for them, and insist the scapegoating and targeting stop.
Now.
More than ever, we must stand by our trans family and support them, hold space for them, and insist the scapegoating and targeting stop.
Now.
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Word of the day. Or week. Or next four years.
November 20, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Word of the day. Or week. Or next four years.
Looking forward, one of the more darkly hilarious things about all of this is how many of my brethren were so willing to sell their country down the river to save $1 on eggs are the same ones who will lose their homes once the new "efficient" VA starts slashing disability. Sincerely, a vet.
In 2024, veterans voted Trump
Some say Harris's attempt to embrace old Iraq War hawks may have had the opposite effect
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November 20, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Looking forward, one of the more darkly hilarious things about all of this is how many of my brethren were so willing to sell their country down the river to save $1 on eggs are the same ones who will lose their homes once the new "efficient" VA starts slashing disability. Sincerely, a vet.