Wayne Curtis
@wcurtis.bsky.social
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wcurtis.bsky.social
Well if I ain't a snail's turd! It's an email from old uncle Foghorn Leghorn, and he's gone all cattywampus and set down my voter info somewhere and it's gone and walked off! No amount of shaking the overalls upside down and looking in the sock drawer will turn it up!

Oh, wait, here it is: 🖕
wcurtis.bsky.social
Now bring back the House Un-American Activities Committee to investigate the Trump administration.
wcurtis.bsky.social
Apple really needs to think about streamlining their emails if they don't want to end up in my spam folder:

Apple Services [email protected]
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brettmartin.bsky.social
All the advancements and achievements of Europe are wiped out by the practice of deplaning onto a bus.
wcurtis.bsky.social
It's happening. Everyone should prepare an escape plan.
wcurtis.bsky.social
Love coffee cocktails but hate laying awake at night? For the upcoming National Coffee Day, I offer you a three ingredient solution
Why I'm Making My Own Coffee Liqueur This National Coffee Day
A simple 4-ingredient recipe for homemade decaf coffee liqueur
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wcurtis.bsky.social
“Talking with Patrick McGovern about liquor was like talking to an astronomer about the Big Bang.” A tribute to the man who saw ancient history in every sip.
The Man Who Drank History
How biomolecular archaeologist Patrick McGovern traced the tangled roots of humanity’s first drinks
open.substack.com
wcurtis.bsky.social
This might explain a lot.
wcurtis.bsky.social
Unlike in the movie, my career as a bandit and highwayman came to a premature end when a neighbor informed my parents.
wcurtis.bsky.social
Also, my infatuation with Katherine Ross fatally skewed my expectations for a girlfriend for at least a decade.
wcurtis.bsky.social
I was twelve when Butch Cassidy came out and I saw it at least four times and then I got a cowboy hat and on my stingray bike with a friend I swooped out of the woods on the dirt road near our house when cars went by with the idea of holding up the passengers. Why am I not dead?
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brettmartin.bsky.social
Went to a science fair under the I-610 today.
Three punks under a highway overpass with a trifold science presentation on mold. 
Two women with a trifold science project on "Telepathic Poetry" A man sitting under an overpass with his science presentation on "Lumer"
wcurtis.bsky.social
Why it takes so long to compose a simple email.
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hodgman.bsky.social
I took this photo of @grahamformaine.bsky.social on the day I met him in 2023. He’s the smartest and fiercest and he’s going to vanquish Susan Collins finally. His oysters are terrific too. Anyway going to a meetup with him tonight at 6 at Lucky Jack’s on Orchard if you feel like meeting him
wcurtis.bsky.social
Feeling gaslit? Read this.
erininthemorning.com
The Nation pulls NO punches, from @espiers.bsky.social

"There's no requirement to take part in this whitewashing campaign. Refusing to join in doesn’t make anyone a bad person. It’s a choice to write an obituary that begins “Joseph Goebbels was a gifted marketer and loving father to six children.”
Charlie Kirk’s Legacy Deserves No Mourning
The white Christian nationalist provocateur wasn’t a promoter of civil discourse. He preached hate, bigotry, and division
www.thenation.com
wcurtis.bsky.social
For the love of Christ, just let them. I for one would welcome our iguana overlords.
wcurtis.bsky.social
Found: Lair of the Dark Lord of Dark Rum., in Tokyo
wcurtis.bsky.social
Bourbon or B**rbon? Canadians are aiming to give American whiskey a run for it's money. A blind tasting suggests that the gap might be closing.
The Great Northern Bourbon Bluff
Can Canada match Kentucky? A blind tasting suggests it just might
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Cocktails are fleeting. So are fog-filled bubbles. Both can still last in memory. At Houston’s Museum of Fine Arts, I found an art show that doubles as a metaphor for every perfect bar.
Drinking the Ephemeral
What an immersive art installation taught me about the ideal cocktail bar
open.substack.com
wcurtis.bsky.social
I think I went to grade school with Monoherb.