Tony
@wearsahat.online
I draw. I write. I clean.
Links below to my horror show.
https://pod.link/1723681420
There’s a book too.
Links below to my horror show.
https://pod.link/1723681420
There’s a book too.
Amazing news!
I have been awarded piece pies, by an infant!
This is the happiest day of my life
I have been awarded piece pies, by an infant!
This is the happiest day of my life
December 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Amazing news!
I have been awarded piece pies, by an infant!
This is the happiest day of my life
I have been awarded piece pies, by an infant!
This is the happiest day of my life
This is Billy. Billy wants strokes and skritches, he also doesn’t. His MO is to get as close to your face as he can and lick his lips in your ear. He’s well into loudly miaowing at you. Attempt to actually touch him and he runs away. He does this 5 or 6 times a day. No idea he knows what he wants.
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
This is Billy. Billy wants strokes and skritches, he also doesn’t. His MO is to get as close to your face as he can and lick his lips in your ear. He’s well into loudly miaowing at you. Attempt to actually touch him and he runs away. He does this 5 or 6 times a day. No idea he knows what he wants.
Where’s my medal you bastards?
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Where’s my medal you bastards?
Now do my seeing age you bastards
December 3, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Now do my seeing age you bastards
Restarted it and I now have this followed by a black screen. 20 mins now and I’m playing the should I wait or restart it game. Did I mention I hate Microsoft.
December 3, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Restarted it and I now have this followed by a black screen. 20 mins now and I’m playing the should I wait or restart it game. Did I mention I hate Microsoft.
December 3, 2025 at 9:33 AM
I hate Microsoft. I’ve tested the memory it’s fine. Fucking useless. 40 years they’ve been at this and this is the best error message they could manage. Cunts.
December 2, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I hate Microsoft. I’ve tested the memory it’s fine. Fucking useless. 40 years they’ve been at this and this is the best error message they could manage. Cunts.
The Great Hall - Winchester
November 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The Great Hall - Winchester
I set this up years ago and it goes off every now and then, it’s a Google alert that emails me when my name appears in Google searches or something. I did it out of boredom and vanity. One of my namesakes is a judge. One an actor. It has never once been about me. Not sure how I feel about that.
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I set this up years ago and it goes off every now and then, it’s a Google alert that emails me when my name appears in Google searches or something. I did it out of boredom and vanity. One of my namesakes is a judge. One an actor. It has never once been about me. Not sure how I feel about that.
On 29th Dec 2023 I released ‘A Love in the Mist’ to an unsuspecting world. The world is still largely unsuspecting, but now my ramshackle collection of retro horror stories has just reached 1,000 plays, in a staggering 22 countries. A sincere thank you to all who have taken the time to listen 😁🤘👏🤘😁
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
On 29th Dec 2023 I released ‘A Love in the Mist’ to an unsuspecting world. The world is still largely unsuspecting, but now my ramshackle collection of retro horror stories has just reached 1,000 plays, in a staggering 22 countries. A sincere thank you to all who have taken the time to listen 😁🤘👏🤘😁
A full roast dinner on a Monday night? Vegetarian and Chicken versions? I’m an amazing husband.
Gah! I left the yorkies in the oven. I’m a slightly less amazing husband.
Gah! I left the yorkies in the oven. I’m a slightly less amazing husband.
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
A full roast dinner on a Monday night? Vegetarian and Chicken versions? I’m an amazing husband.
Gah! I left the yorkies in the oven. I’m a slightly less amazing husband.
Gah! I left the yorkies in the oven. I’m a slightly less amazing husband.
"a high-ranking employee of the French Government"
November 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"a high-ranking employee of the French Government"
The Peptobismol advert pretty accurately describes the symptoms of stomach and bowel cancer.
I’d probably get that checked out rather than take a bright pink mystery petro-chemical cocktail, and hoping it will just go away. Take it from someone who’s just had bowel cancer.
PSA ends.
I’d probably get that checked out rather than take a bright pink mystery petro-chemical cocktail, and hoping it will just go away. Take it from someone who’s just had bowel cancer.
PSA ends.
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The Peptobismol advert pretty accurately describes the symptoms of stomach and bowel cancer.
I’d probably get that checked out rather than take a bright pink mystery petro-chemical cocktail, and hoping it will just go away. Take it from someone who’s just had bowel cancer.
PSA ends.
I’d probably get that checked out rather than take a bright pink mystery petro-chemical cocktail, and hoping it will just go away. Take it from someone who’s just had bowel cancer.
PSA ends.
“Is there a Doreen in tonight? I’m getting a message for Doreen. It’s your gran, she wants to tell you something about your granddad and the women from number 49”
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
“Is there a Doreen in tonight? I’m getting a message for Doreen. It’s your gran, she wants to tell you something about your granddad and the women from number 49”
🎶 And I-I-I will always love y-ou-oooo🎶
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
🎶 And I-I-I will always love y-ou-oooo🎶
@mrjamesob.bsky.social there is a reason why the bite itches beyond the obvious, as I suspected. I’ll take that round of applause now, thank you very much.
November 20, 2025 at 1:21 PM
@mrjamesob.bsky.social there is a reason why the bite itches beyond the obvious, as I suspected. I’ll take that round of applause now, thank you very much.
Absolute dog shit Microsoft
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Absolute dog shit Microsoft
Wires? Stay away from these.
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Wires? Stay away from these.
Anyone else’s cats behaving like psychopaths?
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Anyone else’s cats behaving like psychopaths?