Tony
@wearsahat.online
I draw. I write. I clean.
Links below to my horror show.
https://pod.link/1723681420
There’s a book too.
Links below to my horror show.
https://pod.link/1723681420
There’s a book too.
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Tony
@wearsahat.online
· 13d
On 29th Dec 2023 I released ‘A Love in the Mist’ to an unsuspecting world. The world is still largely unsuspecting, but now my ramshackle collection of retro horror stories has just reached 1,000 plays, in a staggering 22 countries. A sincere thank you to all who have taken the time to listen 😁🤘👏🤘😁
I predict *checks warehouse* -gooseberries- will be everywhere next year.
You heard it here first.
You heard it here first.
McCormick has named black currant as its 2026 “Flavor of the Year,” part of its annual report on dining trends that helps the company develop products consumers want to buy. https://cnn.it/48sDRUv
December 9, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I predict *checks warehouse* -gooseberries- will be everywhere next year.
You heard it here first.
You heard it here first.
He has no idea how much he is loathed here. Keep saying we’re a shit hole, fuck head, go on you gibbering cunt, keep going. What a fucking rotter.
December 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
He has no idea how much he is loathed here. Keep saying we’re a shit hole, fuck head, go on you gibbering cunt, keep going. What a fucking rotter.
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(*One of my favourite Nirvana songs)
![[TWO PINTS OF BEER are on a pub bar, one is PERONI and one is a brown Christmas-themed beer]
1
PERONI:
Hello there
CHRISTMAS BEER:
Hello Peroni
2
PERONI:
So nice to have someone new on the lineup!
And you are…?
3
CHRISTMAS BEER:
You know who I am, Peroni.
4
CHRISTMAS BEER:
I am Brown Christmas Liquid.
I come back each year.
5
CHRISTMAS BEER:
Every time with a new name, and a new horrible ingredient.
Last year I was Reindeer Stomper. This year I am... Cheeky Elf.
6
PERONI:
Oh god
You were on the bar for two months and…
CHRISTMAS BEER:
Three pints sold, aye.
7
CHRISTMAS BEER:
I’m a seasonal blend of cinnamon, ginger, cloves, orange peel, nutmeg and this year, for reasons of late-capitalist sadism, vanilla.
8
CHRISTMAS BEER:
My name is Cheeky Elf,
I taste of jam,
and I want to d*e.
9
PERONI:
Well somebody’s trying you
CHRISTMAS BEER:
Poor bastard
[A hand comes down to lift CHRISTMAS BEER to sip the pint]
10
[CHRISTMAS BEER being sipped, off-scene]
11
[CHRISTMAS BEER being sipped, off-scene]
12
[CHRISTMAS BEER gets put back on the bar ]
PERSON [who just drank CHRISTMAS BEER]:
Oh my god
CHEEKY ELF:
SEE?
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreihdolqp33utirnxlepybldhkayvwfgh4a7ygov4yhx2dvboi4aqjq@jpeg)
December 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
(*One of my favourite Nirvana songs)
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Between 3 and 4 🫠
December 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Between 3 and 4 🫠
What’s Michael Crawford doing there?
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
What’s Michael Crawford doing there?
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David Squires on … Mohamed Salah’s explosive interview and Liverpool chaos
David Squires on … Mohamed Salah’s explosive interview and Liverpool chaos
Our cartoonist on the trouble at Anfield after Egyptian’s stinging response to being dropped by Arne Slot
www.theguardian.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
David Squires on … Mohamed Salah’s explosive interview and Liverpool chaos
Hey Richard, lends us your brain, we’re building an idiot.
#Farage #ReformUK
" #Tice appears so desperate to protect his boss, I believe he has turned the victim-led approach to racism we have in this country on its head. His comments may well discourage victims of racism from speaking out. He should apologise or resign.”
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
" #Tice appears so desperate to protect his boss, I believe he has turned the victim-led approach to racism we have in this country on its head. His comments may well discourage victims of racism from speaking out. He should apologise or resign.”
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
Tice accused of 'retraumatising victim' with dismissal of Farage racism claim
Reform's Deputy Leader Richard Tice drew a furious backlash after he appeared to dismiss allegations against Nigel Farage from a schoolmate whose family fled the Nazis
www.mirror.co.uk
December 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Hey Richard, lends us your brain, we’re building an idiot.
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why do actors do this
December 8, 2025 at 1:47 PM
why do actors do this
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"Nigel Farage is the ghost of Christmas Future!"
Colin from Portsmouth is on the line.
Colin from Portsmouth is on the line.
December 8, 2025 at 12:36 PM
"Nigel Farage is the ghost of Christmas Future!"
Colin from Portsmouth is on the line.
Colin from Portsmouth is on the line.
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The boys and girls of Clacton with some fantastic Reform-inspired Xmas card designs this year. 🎄
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 AM
The boys and girls of Clacton with some fantastic Reform-inspired Xmas card designs this year. 🎄
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
James does some good journalism here. These deeper dives into the story are very welcome and compelling. I’d like to see more of this.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social
@mrjamesob.bsky.social
Didn’t happen.
Nobody can remember.
Actually, I can remember.
Did happen wasn’t racist.
Was racist wasn’t offensive.
Here’s a possibly made-up letter from a bloke who insists things can only happen if he witnesses them.
As Farage squirms, Peter Ettedgui recalls their schooldays:
tinyurl.com/4rrn2mkx
Nobody can remember.
Actually, I can remember.
Did happen wasn’t racist.
Was racist wasn’t offensive.
Here’s a possibly made-up letter from a bloke who insists things can only happen if he witnesses them.
As Farage squirms, Peter Ettedgui recalls their schooldays:
tinyurl.com/4rrn2mkx
December 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
James does some good journalism here. These deeper dives into the story are very welcome and compelling. I’d like to see more of this.
@mrjamesob.bsky.social
@mrjamesob.bsky.social
[Jacob Whitehead] Tony Bloom syndicate does bet on Premier League matches (not BHAFC games), but Bloom removes his stake to meet FA rules | Tony Bloom, his £600m syndicate and how it is allowed to bet on the Premier League
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Amazing news!
I have been awarded piece pies, by an infant!
This is the happiest day of my life
I have been awarded piece pies, by an infant!
This is the happiest day of my life
December 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Amazing news!
I have been awarded piece pies, by an infant!
This is the happiest day of my life
I have been awarded piece pies, by an infant!
This is the happiest day of my life
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Fabulous
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Fabulous
Make some room for Roy Wood in your life. Even if it’s just the bass in ‘I can hear the grass grow’. One of the heaviest bass’s you’ll ever hear. I could listen to that, isolated, all day. In my head I do.
More than just Christmas everyday: Wizzard frontman Roy Wood’s 20 best songs – ranked!
He’ll be forever known for his festive hit, but Wood was virtually the face of 70s glam rock – writing and performing stomping hits with the Move, ELO and Wizzard
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Make some room for Roy Wood in your life. Even if it’s just the bass in ‘I can hear the grass grow’. One of the heaviest bass’s you’ll ever hear. I could listen to that, isolated, all day. In my head I do.
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The Liz Truss Show review – hapless ravings from a cupboard www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
The Liz Truss Show review – hapless ravings from a cupboard
Britain’s briefest PM kept her fans waiting before launching her latest plea for Maga attention in the form of a ham-fisted YouTube talk show
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 8:34 AM
The Liz Truss Show review – hapless ravings from a cupboard www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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It shouldn’t be missed how many examples of Farage’s racist bullying are from when he was 17-18 & the kids were 9-10. He’s always been a coward
"'Where are you from?’ he asked. Within seconds of offering my rather confused and sputtering answers, he had a clear response: ‘That’s the way back to Africa,’ with an accompanying hand gesture pointing towards a place far away."
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Former Dulwich pupil says Farage told him: ‘That’s the way back to Africa’
Exclusive: Yinka Bankole says he felt compelled to speak out after Reform leader’s attempts to ‘dismiss’ hurt of alleged targets
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:10 AM
It shouldn’t be missed how many examples of Farage’s racist bullying are from when he was 17-18 & the kids were 9-10. He’s always been a coward
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The world is eight times worse because they chose "trombone" and not "adjust-a-bugle".
December 6, 2025 at 10:02 AM
The world is eight times worse because they chose "trombone" and not "adjust-a-bugle".
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Anyway, FIFA gonna FIFA
December 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Anyway, FIFA gonna FIFA
Look at these cunts. What do they think they’re doing? I guarantee that ‘peace prize’ will never be awarded again. Pathetic wank.
December 6, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Look at these cunts. What do they think they’re doing? I guarantee that ‘peace prize’ will never be awarded again. Pathetic wank.
December 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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I put together new info on Johnson and Lebedev recently bylinetimes.com/2025/12/02/b...
Boris Johnson and Alexander Lebedev Must Be Investigated in a New Public Inquiry into Russian Influence
If you think the Gill conviction is bad, linking the Reform UK Party leader's closest aide to the Kremlin, wait till you hear about another Leave campaigner and his connections to Putin's inner circle
bylinetimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I put together new info on Johnson and Lebedev recently bylinetimes.com/2025/12/02/b...