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When markets move these days, it’s increasingly due to the top of the wealth curve, the richest entities that actually trade high volumes of stock.

The economy is not the stock market is not the economy is not the stock market

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January 22, 2026 at 8:24 PM
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xkcd.com/3191/
January 8, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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www.extrafabulouscomics.com/_1001
December 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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I play a ton of Klondike because it engages my busy little monkey fingers while not distracting from the hundreds of hours of audio podcasts I ingest every year.

Sound is from the EOY episode of the invaluable Amicus from Slate with the brilliant @dahlialithwick.bsky.social & @mjsdc.bsky.social ❤️
December 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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LOL
xkcd.com/3184/
December 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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The operative word here is “unbelievable.”
December 19, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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PDX time: whatever
December 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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My GOD this is perfect
'Cloud Dancer': A Measured Response
Click the damn link: open.substack.com/pub/johnpaul...
December 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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#Project2025 reached 50% completion last week with changes to the Dept. of Energy. Progress had been stuck at 48% for months but they are pressing ahead regardless of everything else

My humiliation fantasies regarding Russell Vought are detailed and exquisite

Trump is a puppet
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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#Seattle has a shockingly strong field of #smashburger options and Elysian Fields is one of the better ones. I’m scratching that itch at the #SODO location

Yeah that’s a fab salad too
December 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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To stay on X is to tolerate & normalize NAZIS
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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A mossy curb in West #Seattle
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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I can understand about 30% of this so 70% of my mind remains to be blown

Click for archive of the linked Bloomberg article about a single outage at a data center in Aurora, Illinois took down the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, disrupting global markets. 😬
AI Can Cook the Entire Market Now
November 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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I’m thankful for collective action
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Side note: When you accommodate nazis, they just get nazier and nazier

Musk will always be the guy who threw two nazi salutes on January 20, 2025, while speaking at a Trump rally

Get off X

Get rid of your Tesla

Stop accommodating nazis
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"Watching all of this unfold has been dizzying. On Sunday, I encountered a post claiming that, according to the “About” feature, a popular and verified Islamophobic, pro-Israel account (that posts aggressively about American politics, including calling for Zohran Mamdani’s deportation) was based in “South Asia” and had changed its username 15 times. When I went to X to verify, I noticed that this same account had spent Saturday posting screenshots of other political accounts, accusing them of being fake “Pakistani Garbage.” This is X in 2025: Potentially fake accounts crying at other potentially fake accounts that they aren’t real, all while refusing to acknowledge that they themselves aren’t who they say they are—a Russian nesting doll of bullshit."
November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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This turned out to be my favorite album of 2023
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November 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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I’m an enthusiastic user of SuppCo, because I do take supplements and the industry is such an unregulated, even dangerous space. This is a badly, badly needed service. supp.co/articles/sup...
November 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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From 404 Media:

“Google Has Chosen a Side in Trump’s Mass Deportation Effort”

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Google removed certain apps used to report sightings of ICE officials, and “then they immediately turned around and approved an app that helps the government unconstitutionally target an *actual* vulnerable group. That's inexcusable,” Mark, the creator of Eyes Up, an app that aims to preserve and map evidence of ICE abuses, said. 404 Media only used the creator’s first name to protect them from retaliation. Their app is currently available on the Google Play Store, but Apple removed it from the App Store. “Google wanted to ‘not be evil’ back in the day. Well, they're evil now,” Mark added.
November 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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[#xkcd](xkcd.com/3167)
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Slop (AI generated image) of a man rubber-stamping eggs with an illustration of chickens, signifying counting chickens before they hatch. Side note: These eggs ain’t hatching anytime soon.
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Found hanging above a urinal in a Sacramento breakfast restaurant

I’d like to see the original creative brief please
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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It’s so good to be home
November 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Even as Trump tries to explain how good AI is going to be for America, various big business leaders are explaining to their investors how AI is going to allow them to get rid of workers and raise returns on capital. The inconsistencies at the heart of these stories are obvious, and apparent to everyone.
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM