Weatherproof
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He/Him. Analog. Books, cooking, coffee, dogs, links, Tottenham, human beings
I will not never agree with a declarative sentence more
December 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I will not never agree with a declarative sentence more
Because of what I do, I spend a lot of time in rural America.
And I am here to tell you that rural America’s moment of democratic political enlightenment is going to keep receding into the “never gonna happen.”
And I am here to tell you that rural America’s moment of democratic political enlightenment is going to keep receding into the “never gonna happen.”
December 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Because of what I do, I spend a lot of time in rural America.
And I am here to tell you that rural America’s moment of democratic political enlightenment is going to keep receding into the “never gonna happen.”
And I am here to tell you that rural America’s moment of democratic political enlightenment is going to keep receding into the “never gonna happen.”
Definitely time to eat the rich
December 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Definitely time to eat the rich
It disgusts me that my kid’s school has to think about active shooter response. You know what’s nice about going to Britain & Europe? We don’t have to worry about randomly getting shot. So in the midst of all the other horrible things the GOP has brought us let’s not forget: FUCK the #NRA #democrats
December 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It disgusts me that my kid’s school has to think about active shooter response. You know what’s nice about going to Britain & Europe? We don’t have to worry about randomly getting shot. So in the midst of all the other horrible things the GOP has brought us let’s not forget: FUCK the #NRA #democrats
My kid is never not funny; from somewhere in Portland
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My kid is never not funny; from somewhere in Portland
“These things we invented that have no intrinsic value that were assigned speculative intrinsic value by a bunch of donkey MAGA morons have reverted to not having any intrinsic value”
Copy text from Bberg
#Trump
Copy text from Bberg
#Trump
December 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
“These things we invented that have no intrinsic value that were assigned speculative intrinsic value by a bunch of donkey MAGA morons have reverted to not having any intrinsic value”
Copy text from Bberg
#Trump
Copy text from Bberg
#Trump
I keep thinking that I can’t get any more goddamned incredulous, but yes, yes I can. The GOP is a pathetic, bootlick travesty, squirming on the ground before a fairy-tale troll
December 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I keep thinking that I can’t get any more goddamned incredulous, but yes, yes I can. The GOP is a pathetic, bootlick travesty, squirming on the ground before a fairy-tale troll
There is a Rubicon for every shitheel Caesar. Trump has been rolling over Thune and Johnson like a big stink, and those bastards don’t want to Wag the Venezuela Dog, because he’s already trashed his party and they’re losing power. He’s too demented, childish, and messy to end American democracy
December 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
There is a Rubicon for every shitheel Caesar. Trump has been rolling over Thune and Johnson like a big stink, and those bastards don’t want to Wag the Venezuela Dog, because he’s already trashed his party and they’re losing power. He’s too demented, childish, and messy to end American democracy
I’m gonna keep buying #Patagonia forever. Love these guys. Happy Black Friday!
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I’m gonna keep buying #Patagonia forever. Love these guys. Happy Black Friday!
Are we not entertained?
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Are we not entertained?
I hope all of those 20-something DOGE techbros are haunted by the hundreds of thousands of children they killed when they axed USAID at the behest of the world‘s richest man; hell, I hope they drink themselves to death before they turn 40, the evil little shits. From @thebulwark.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I hope all of those 20-something DOGE techbros are haunted by the hundreds of thousands of children they killed when they axed USAID at the behest of the world‘s richest man; hell, I hope they drink themselves to death before they turn 40, the evil little shits. From @thebulwark.com
On the street, Portland
November 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
On the street, Portland
Oh, splendid. An actual techbro star chamber. Amazing how the bad can always get much worse. Thiel, Zuck, Bezos: all those guys are f’ing lizards in skinsuits, and those are the ones we get to see
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Oh, splendid. An actual techbro star chamber. Amazing how the bad can always get much worse. Thiel, Zuck, Bezos: all those guys are f’ing lizards in skinsuits, and those are the ones we get to see
I’m not gonna walk away from my mortgage until the big rip levels everything west of I5. Really not getting the problem here.
November 17, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I’m not gonna walk away from my mortgage until the big rip levels everything west of I5. Really not getting the problem here.
We are happy to serve you (Whistle Pig ten)
Sunday night w/Goosie
Sunday night w/Goosie
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 AM
We are happy to serve you (Whistle Pig ten)
Sunday night w/Goosie
Sunday night w/Goosie
So #Altman wants to displace half of the American white-collar workforce, with zero prospects to replace their jobs. OpenAI lost $12 billion in Q3 with no good non-porn ideas for revenue in sight. #machinegod is an ugly boondoggle. Until it what, solves climate collapse? Which it is accelerating?
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
So #Altman wants to displace half of the American white-collar workforce, with zero prospects to replace their jobs. OpenAI lost $12 billion in Q3 with no good non-porn ideas for revenue in sight. #machinegod is an ugly boondoggle. Until it what, solves climate collapse? Which it is accelerating?
The turnhouse at Chambers Bay has gone from being a perfunctory pitstop for a Gatorade to being one of the most congenial after-round whisky patios in #golf
November 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The turnhouse at Chambers Bay has gone from being a perfunctory pitstop for a Gatorade to being one of the most congenial after-round whisky patios in #golf
Literally LOLed. F^*k Zuck. Of course AI is a bubble. And then it will reform, etc, etc, bleah.
October 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Literally LOLed. F^*k Zuck. Of course AI is a bubble. And then it will reform, etc, etc, bleah.
I’ve been on this planet almost six decades. I drank my head off in bars all over the West. I plowed through grunge, Bible camp, and all the movies in the Marvel universe for my kids. I’ve seen Idaho Nazis March in Coeur d’Alene. And I’ve still never seen anything quite this goddamned stupid.
October 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I’ve been on this planet almost six decades. I drank my head off in bars all over the West. I plowed through grunge, Bible camp, and all the movies in the Marvel universe for my kids. I’ve seen Idaho Nazis March in Coeur d’Alene. And I’ve still never seen anything quite this goddamned stupid.
There are no architectural or construction plans filed in DC for the Epstein ballroom. The White House is going to look like shit for a while.
Just shy of an election year, the destruction of the East Wing will serve as sacrificial eyesore reminder of what this bastard is doing to our country.
Just shy of an election year, the destruction of the East Wing will serve as sacrificial eyesore reminder of what this bastard is doing to our country.
October 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
There are no architectural or construction plans filed in DC for the Epstein ballroom. The White House is going to look like shit for a while.
Just shy of an election year, the destruction of the East Wing will serve as sacrificial eyesore reminder of what this bastard is doing to our country.
Just shy of an election year, the destruction of the East Wing will serve as sacrificial eyesore reminder of what this bastard is doing to our country.
Every damn day, MAGA profanes our nation, our ideals, and our history. #woundedknee
September 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Every damn day, MAGA profanes our nation, our ideals, and our history. #woundedknee
