Weatherproof
@weatherproof.bsky.social
He/Him. Analog. Books, cooking, coffee, dogs, links, Tottenham, human beings
“I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked…”
AI is going to crush multiple generations of 20-somethings, and they will come for the fucking tech class, and be cut down by robot dogs and drones. But they’re not going to stop. Because it’s their lives.
AI is going to crush multiple generations of 20-somethings, and they will come for the fucking tech class, and be cut down by robot dogs and drones. But they’re not going to stop. Because it’s their lives.
December 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
“I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked…”
AI is going to crush multiple generations of 20-somethings, and they will come for the fucking tech class, and be cut down by robot dogs and drones. But they’re not going to stop. Because it’s their lives.
AI is going to crush multiple generations of 20-somethings, and they will come for the fucking tech class, and be cut down by robot dogs and drones. But they’re not going to stop. Because it’s their lives.
This is the smartestest policy idea EVER
If we just wacked off a zero everybody wins. Prices are "lower" and inflation math stays mathing
December 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
This is the smartestest policy idea EVER
When Austin got invaded by tech, it stopped being Austin. Portland got invaded by tech a long time ago and it kept right on being Portland. 🤘🏼
Strippers are now the No. 1 donor of toys to children's hospital in Portland.
This year, they broke their own record raising over $183,000 for Doernbecher Children’s Hospital having a successful Tata for Toys once again.
This year, they broke their own record raising over $183,000 for Doernbecher Children’s Hospital having a successful Tata for Toys once again.
December 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
When Austin got invaded by tech, it stopped being Austin. Portland got invaded by tech a long time ago and it kept right on being Portland. 🤘🏼
I will not never agree with a declarative sentence more
December 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I will not never agree with a declarative sentence more
Because of what I do, I spend a lot of time in rural America.
And I am here to tell you that rural America’s moment of democratic political enlightenment is going to keep receding into the “never gonna happen.”
And I am here to tell you that rural America’s moment of democratic political enlightenment is going to keep receding into the “never gonna happen.”
December 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Because of what I do, I spend a lot of time in rural America.
And I am here to tell you that rural America’s moment of democratic political enlightenment is going to keep receding into the “never gonna happen.”
And I am here to tell you that rural America’s moment of democratic political enlightenment is going to keep receding into the “never gonna happen.”
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"I watched it go bing bing" said the man with the nuke codes.
Trump: "The only time anybody could see those planes was when those bomb chutes open up, because it becomes totally un-stealth. You're going in, you go like this. As soon as it goes like this, for some reason the plane is totally visible. Not good. I watched it happening. I watched it go bing bing"
December 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
"I watched it go bing bing" said the man with the nuke codes.
Definitely time to eat the rich
December 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Definitely time to eat the rich
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
It disgusts me that my kid’s school has to think about active shooter response. You know what’s nice about going to Britain & Europe? We don’t have to worry about randomly getting shot. So in the midst of all the other horrible things the GOP has brought us let’s not forget: FUCK the #NRA #democrats
December 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It disgusts me that my kid’s school has to think about active shooter response. You know what’s nice about going to Britain & Europe? We don’t have to worry about randomly getting shot. So in the midst of all the other horrible things the GOP has brought us let’s not forget: FUCK the #NRA #democrats
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Assuming that democracy survives the next election cycle, MAGA 2025 has been so relentlessly vicious that they’ve identified and incompetently exploited every extant checks-and-balances fault in the structure of our government.
Now we know what to fix.
So thanks for that, assholes.
Now we know what to fix.
So thanks for that, assholes.
December 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Assuming that democracy survives the next election cycle, MAGA 2025 has been so relentlessly vicious that they’ve identified and incompetently exploited every extant checks-and-balances fault in the structure of our government.
Now we know what to fix.
So thanks for that, assholes.
Now we know what to fix.
So thanks for that, assholes.
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i think he should keep threatening red states
One of the most blatantly authoritarian threats in a Trump term full of them
December 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
i think he should keep threatening red states
My kid is never not funny; from somewhere in Portland
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
My kid is never not funny; from somewhere in Portland
“These things we invented that have no intrinsic value that were assigned speculative intrinsic value by a bunch of donkey MAGA morons have reverted to not having any intrinsic value”
Copy text from Bberg
#Trump
Copy text from Bberg
#Trump
December 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
“These things we invented that have no intrinsic value that were assigned speculative intrinsic value by a bunch of donkey MAGA morons have reverted to not having any intrinsic value”
Copy text from Bberg
#Trump
Copy text from Bberg
#Trump
I keep thinking that I can’t get any more goddamned incredulous, but yes, yes I can. The GOP is a pathetic, bootlick travesty, squirming on the ground before a fairy-tale troll
December 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I keep thinking that I can’t get any more goddamned incredulous, but yes, yes I can. The GOP is a pathetic, bootlick travesty, squirming on the ground before a fairy-tale troll
Frankly shocked they haven’t been already
The Epstein files need to be leaked.
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Frankly shocked they haven’t been already
There is a Rubicon for every shitheel Caesar. Trump has been rolling over Thune and Johnson like a big stink, and those bastards don’t want to Wag the Venezuela Dog, because he’s already trashed his party and they’re losing power. He’s too demented, childish, and messy to end American democracy
December 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
There is a Rubicon for every shitheel Caesar. Trump has been rolling over Thune and Johnson like a big stink, and those bastards don’t want to Wag the Venezuela Dog, because he’s already trashed his party and they’re losing power. He’s too demented, childish, and messy to end American democracy
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Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Creating a military conflict with Venezuela gives this administration a legal "hook" to invoke the Alien Enemies Act. In other words, the foreign war is being manufactured in order to facilitate court deference for its domestic mass deportation policy. It's a Stephen Miller Special.
This is the central reason that people who haven’t served in the military long enough to become admirals or generals should not occupy Sec. Defense. Because malignant clowns without experience believe that they are involved in something approximate to a video game
Every single congressional Democrat needs to be out there, right now, insisting that Pete Hegseth resign right now and announcing that he will be held accountable for committing war crimes.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
November 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
This is the central reason that people who haven’t served in the military long enough to become admirals or generals should not occupy Sec. Defense. Because malignant clowns without experience believe that they are involved in something approximate to a video game
I’m gonna keep buying #Patagonia forever. Love these guys. Happy Black Friday!
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I’m gonna keep buying #Patagonia forever. Love these guys. Happy Black Friday!
Yep. And in every family, we know who that is
Part of Thanksgiving should be eating the least popular family member
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Yep. And in every family, we know who that is
MAGAboomers really haven’t thought this through.
My non-MAGA dad just turned 82 and he’s gonna need nursing help soon. You know who’s going to help him clean up after he uses the bathroom when we can’t be around? Immigrants. American youth don’t want those jobs.
We’re in a labor doom loop with ICE
My non-MAGA dad just turned 82 and he’s gonna need nursing help soon. You know who’s going to help him clean up after he uses the bathroom when we can’t be around? Immigrants. American youth don’t want those jobs.
We’re in a labor doom loop with ICE
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
MAGAboomers really haven’t thought this through.
My non-MAGA dad just turned 82 and he’s gonna need nursing help soon. You know who’s going to help him clean up after he uses the bathroom when we can’t be around? Immigrants. American youth don’t want those jobs.
We’re in a labor doom loop with ICE
My non-MAGA dad just turned 82 and he’s gonna need nursing help soon. You know who’s going to help him clean up after he uses the bathroom when we can’t be around? Immigrants. American youth don’t want those jobs.
We’re in a labor doom loop with ICE
Trump Mafia, doing latest billion-dollar crypto deal while slashing essential social services and wrecking economy, serving MAGA faithful a stinking plate of rubbing-it-in-the-face-of-the-poor:
“THEY CANNOT BE THIS DUMB!”
MAGA, nodding vigorously, shit smeared around mouth:
“OH YES, YES, WE ARE”
“THEY CANNOT BE THIS DUMB!”
MAGA, nodding vigorously, shit smeared around mouth:
“OH YES, YES, WE ARE”
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Trump Mafia, doing latest billion-dollar crypto deal while slashing essential social services and wrecking economy, serving MAGA faithful a stinking plate of rubbing-it-in-the-face-of-the-poor:
“THEY CANNOT BE THIS DUMB!”
MAGA, nodding vigorously, shit smeared around mouth:
“OH YES, YES, WE ARE”
“THEY CANNOT BE THIS DUMB!”
MAGA, nodding vigorously, shit smeared around mouth:
“OH YES, YES, WE ARE”
Hey, that’s how we roll in our oligarchical kakis-kleptocracy
Bolsonaro gets 27 years for his attempted coup to hold power in Brazil. Trump is acquitted by Republicans in impeachment & then re-elected so he can inflict more ego-driven destruction at home & around the world. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Jair Bolsonaro ordered to start 27-year prison term for plotting Brazil coup
Ex-president to start serving term in 12 sq metre bedroom in police base in Brasília after time for appeals elapses
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Hey, that’s how we roll in our oligarchical kakis-kleptocracy