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Doodler of beasts, writer of stories.
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Doodler of beasts, writer of stories.
Check out my web serial: https://tapas.io/episode/2918856
Lapras mate for life. The couple will continue adding to their shared song for their entire lives, and other Lapras can always recognize the songs of their friends.
January 22, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Lapras mate for life. The couple will continue adding to their shared song for their entire lives, and other Lapras can always recognize the songs of their friends.
Despite its reputation for violence, there are no confirmed cases of Gyarados attacking human settlements. However, it is easily aggravated by motorboats. Those traveling in waters known to have Gyarados should use a rowboat or ride their favorite surf Pokemon for safety.
January 22, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Despite its reputation for violence, there are no confirmed cases of Gyarados attacking human settlements. However, it is easily aggravated by motorboats. Those traveling in waters known to have Gyarados should use a rowboat or ride their favorite surf Pokemon for safety.
Many have asked how such a weak Pokemon can survive. The answer is that they can survive in water so filthy it spawns Grimers, and their whiskers help them find food in the murkiest of waters. With anti-pollution measures, they sometimes find themselves pushed out by other Pokemon.
January 22, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Many have asked how such a weak Pokemon can survive. The answer is that they can survive in water so filthy it spawns Grimers, and their whiskers help them find food in the murkiest of waters. With anti-pollution measures, they sometimes find themselves pushed out by other Pokemon.
It uses its three tails to signal other members of its herd. Some exceptional trainers use flags to communicate back, making it impossible for the opponent to know what they're going to do.
January 17, 2026 at 11:49 PM
It uses its three tails to signal other members of its herd. Some exceptional trainers use flags to communicate back, making it impossible for the opponent to know what they're going to do.
While it can rip prey to pieces with its massive pinchers, it usually uses them to tear down trees or lift boulders to expose soft Pokemon underneath. They especially enjoy Diglett.
January 17, 2026 at 3:42 AM
While it can rip prey to pieces with its massive pinchers, it usually uses them to tear down trees or lift boulders to expose soft Pokemon underneath. They especially enjoy Diglett.
Leave the AI to the fascists.
January 16, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Leave the AI to the fascists.
During their mating season, dozens of Magmar will congregate inside of volcanos and in underground caves with exposed lava. They lay their eggs in the lava itself, and that is where they will raise the Magby that hatch.
January 16, 2026 at 4:23 AM
During their mating season, dozens of Magmar will congregate inside of volcanos and in underground caves with exposed lava. They lay their eggs in the lava itself, and that is where they will raise the Magby that hatch.
With its powerful arms, Electrabuzz is an excellent climber. It can often be seen scaling the bars of power stations. In the wild, it often climbs trees and cliffs to stay away from ground types or hunt flying types.
January 16, 2026 at 4:19 AM
With its powerful arms, Electrabuzz is an excellent climber. It can often be seen scaling the bars of power stations. In the wild, it often climbs trees and cliffs to stay away from ground types or hunt flying types.
Found while writing my dex entry for Electrabuzz. Ultra Moon calling out the other dex entries for being propaganda.
January 16, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Found while writing my dex entry for Electrabuzz. Ultra Moon calling out the other dex entries for being propaganda.
In ancient days, Jynx was a feared Pokemon. Many of them would cling to icebergs and lure passing ships with hypnotic dances, causing them to crash. Hisuian Samurott was sometimes used to chase them away, until this behavior suddenly stopped one day.
January 16, 2026 at 3:52 AM
In ancient days, Jynx was a feared Pokemon. Many of them would cling to icebergs and lure passing ships with hypnotic dances, causing them to crash. Hisuian Samurott was sometimes used to chase them away, until this behavior suddenly stopped one day.
While it viciously attacks prey, among its own kind it only competes with races, the faster claiming territory from the slower. This does not apply to Scizor, whose red color drives it into a violent fury.
January 16, 2026 at 3:12 AM
While it viciously attacks prey, among its own kind it only competes with races, the faster claiming territory from the slower. This does not apply to Scizor, whose red color drives it into a violent fury.
Guess who's back
Back again
It feels more kinship with humans than other Pokemon. It enjoys imitating human behavior, miming their trainer's actions.
Back again
It feels more kinship with humans than other Pokemon. It enjoys imitating human behavior, miming their trainer's actions.
January 16, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Guess who's back
Back again
It feels more kinship with humans than other Pokemon. It enjoys imitating human behavior, miming their trainer's actions.
Back again
It feels more kinship with humans than other Pokemon. It enjoys imitating human behavior, miming their trainer's actions.
Even they know where Nazis go:
January 11, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Even they know where Nazis go:
All most people ever need to know about Nightbeast:
December 20, 2025 at 4:15 AM
All most people ever need to know about Nightbeast:
Happy Pride Month from Judge Death.
December 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Happy Pride Month from Judge Death.
THE CRIME IS LIFE
THE SENTENCE IS DEATH
THE SENTENCE IS DEATH
December 5, 2025 at 1:56 AM
THE CRIME IS LIFE
THE SENTENCE IS DEATH
THE SENTENCE IS DEATH
Flying leaf.
December 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Flying leaf.
The only way to tell what emotions it is feeling is to carefully look at the colors glowing in its gem. Experienced trainers become very good at understanding what their Starmie is feeling, but strangers usually think they are emotionless creatures.
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The only way to tell what emotions it is feeling is to carefully look at the colors glowing in its gem. Experienced trainers become very good at understanding what their Starmie is feeling, but strangers usually think they are emotionless creatures.
Its tough outer layer resembles hard plastic when it tightens its muscles, but becomes softer and more flexible when it needs to move.
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Its tough outer layer resembles hard plastic when it tightens its muscles, but becomes softer and more flexible when it needs to move.
I think getting Grok to do this and make Musk miserable is an okay excuse to be there.
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I think getting Grok to do this and make Musk miserable is an okay excuse to be there.
When not travelling upstream to breed, it lives in lakes or estuaries. It uses its horn to dig up soft-bodied pokemon like Wigglet and to defend itself against Gyarados and other predators.
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
When not travelling upstream to breed, it lives in lakes or estuaries. It uses its horn to dig up soft-bodied pokemon like Wigglet and to defend itself against Gyarados and other predators.
Because of its beauty, many people try to keep it in aquariums or ponds. However, it refuses to be contained and will either drill its way out or flop its way to a river to escape.
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Because of its beauty, many people try to keep it in aquariums or ponds. However, it refuses to be contained and will either drill its way out or flop its way to a river to escape.
The male Seadra makes a nest among the densest parts of coral reefs. When resting, he keeps his spikes facing away from the eggs so that anything approaching needs to push past him first.
During storms, they leap from the water and flap their fins in excitement. Nobody is sure why.
During storms, they leap from the water and flap their fins in excitement. Nobody is sure why.
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The male Seadra makes a nest among the densest parts of coral reefs. When resting, he keeps his spikes facing away from the eggs so that anything approaching needs to push past him first.
During storms, they leap from the water and flap their fins in excitement. Nobody is sure why.
During storms, they leap from the water and flap their fins in excitement. Nobody is sure why.