Mercury 🍉🇸🇩🇨🇩🇭🇹🇱🇧
@weemercury.bsky.social
Hey man, Free Palestine, Free Sudan, Free Congo, Free Haiti, Free Lebanon, or like scram? ✌️
Y’all ever wonder if the outies put aluminum foil on their person before going to work if it’d fw them switching like it does with security doors?
April 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Y’all ever wonder if the outies put aluminum foil on their person before going to work if it’d fw them switching like it does with security doors?
I love having to go back in the closet for my job! EEEEEEYYYEEEEES Dude.
January 22, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I love having to go back in the closet for my job! EEEEEEYYYEEEEES Dude.
I’m sick to my stomach and don’t know how to cope.
January 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I’m sick to my stomach and don’t know how to cope.
Was Trisha Paytas actually on SNL or am I being punked rn?
December 8, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Was Trisha Paytas actually on SNL or am I being punked rn?
Ice cold take but Harrison Ford is so hot. I simply cannot deal.
December 8, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Ice cold take but Harrison Ford is so hot. I simply cannot deal.
And to no one’s surprise, Chappell had an absolute chokehold over me this year.
December 4, 2024 at 6:53 PM
And to no one’s surprise, Chappell had an absolute chokehold over me this year.
Anyone available for a comforting hug? I’m in need of one and live with people who don’t like physical contact.
December 2, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Anyone available for a comforting hug? I’m in need of one and live with people who don’t like physical contact.
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I hate wearing my moist pants after I get yoked at the gym
November 30, 2024 at 6:11 PM
I hate wearing my moist pants after I get yoked at the gym
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New COD is overrated btw, not enough feet
November 30, 2024 at 5:45 PM
New COD is overrated btw, not enough feet
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I HATE CHRISMEL HES COPYING ME AND I LOVE HIS FEET
November 30, 2024 at 5:27 PM
I HATE CHRISMEL HES COPYING ME AND I LOVE HIS FEET
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mr. joochie is currently doing his 31 for 31 birthday stream RIGHT NOW!! everyone get in hereeeee!! 5 gifted = wheel spin! twitch.tv/Chillmuri_
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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November 30, 2024 at 5:12 PM
mr. joochie is currently doing his 31 for 31 birthday stream RIGHT NOW!! everyone get in hereeeee!! 5 gifted = wheel spin! twitch.tv/Chillmuri_
I personally love starting my work day with a male coworker making me uncomfortable. Really sets the mood.
November 27, 2024 at 5:16 PM
I personally love starting my work day with a male coworker making me uncomfortable. Really sets the mood.
Who wants some?
November 22, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Who wants some?
Help. My inner dialogue the last two weeks has been this song nonstop. It won’t quit. I’m starting to dance to it too. If you have any resources for getting the Vengabus out of my head and back onto the streets, let me know. #weliketopartywelikeweliketoparty
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November 22, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Help. My inner dialogue the last two weeks has been this song nonstop. It won’t quit. I’m starting to dance to it too. If you have any resources for getting the Vengabus out of my head and back onto the streets, let me know. #weliketopartywelikeweliketoparty
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my gender is frightening witch who lives in the woods misunderstood by locals
November 22, 2024 at 4:36 AM
my gender is frightening witch who lives in the woods misunderstood by locals
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Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.
November 19, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.
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Suicide Prevention is a very important cause to me and based on multiple skeets on my skyline:
📞 988 - National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (has text chat, too)
🏳️⚧️ Trans Lifeline - 877-565-8860
🏳️🌈 Trevor Project - 866-488-7386
Or if you are in immediate danger go to the closest emergency room.
📞 988 - National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (has text chat, too)
🏳️⚧️ Trans Lifeline - 877-565-8860
🏳️🌈 Trevor Project - 866-488-7386
Or if you are in immediate danger go to the closest emergency room.
November 6, 2024 at 12:48 PM
Suicide Prevention is a very important cause to me and based on multiple skeets on my skyline:
📞 988 - National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (has text chat, too)
🏳️⚧️ Trans Lifeline - 877-565-8860
🏳️🌈 Trevor Project - 866-488-7386
Or if you are in immediate danger go to the closest emergency room.
📞 988 - National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (has text chat, too)
🏳️⚧️ Trans Lifeline - 877-565-8860
🏳️🌈 Trevor Project - 866-488-7386
Or if you are in immediate danger go to the closest emergency room.
Anyone outside of America want to marry me? I can cook and I give good back rubs. No intimacy required.
November 6, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Anyone outside of America want to marry me? I can cook and I give good back rubs. No intimacy required.
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Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
November 6, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Always 💖
Don't make me tap the sign
Don't make me tap the sign
My mental hurdle of needing everyone to like me is really short circuiting as a queer person in America right now. 🙃
November 6, 2024 at 5:52 PM
My mental hurdle of needing everyone to like me is really short circuiting as a queer person in America right now. 🙃
If I find out any of you didn’t vote, or voted for that man, you’re dead to me. Real talk. I know she wasn’t great either but he literally wants women and queer folk to burn. I cannot believe this shit.
November 6, 2024 at 12:36 PM
If I find out any of you didn’t vote, or voted for that man, you’re dead to me. Real talk. I know she wasn’t great either but he literally wants women and queer folk to burn. I cannot believe this shit.
Y’all ever just
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October 26, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Y’all ever just