Cypress, Boy Constrictor
@weepingcypress.bsky.social
certified gun tranny. stereotype-filled animate corpse. semi practicing dog. 30% Olin WC846, 25% disgusting faggot, and 45% unholy rot by volume.
the deceased subject faced no charges.
the deceased subject faced no charges.
Pinned
they call me an intrusive thot the way I be reaching down cops’ pants and taking their guns
newest entirely correct hot take:
guns is toys. seriously. nobody with real problems cares about your moralistic whinging about how certain configurations of steel, aluminum, and polymers constitutes an object possessed of violent sentience and psychic powers. it’s reddit. it’s cringe. shut up.
guns is toys. seriously. nobody with real problems cares about your moralistic whinging about how certain configurations of steel, aluminum, and polymers constitutes an object possessed of violent sentience and psychic powers. it’s reddit. it’s cringe. shut up.
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
newest entirely correct hot take:
guns is toys. seriously. nobody with real problems cares about your moralistic whinging about how certain configurations of steel, aluminum, and polymers constitutes an object possessed of violent sentience and psychic powers. it’s reddit. it’s cringe. shut up.
guns is toys. seriously. nobody with real problems cares about your moralistic whinging about how certain configurations of steel, aluminum, and polymers constitutes an object possessed of violent sentience and psychic powers. it’s reddit. it’s cringe. shut up.
the three genders are dog, boy, and both
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
the three genders are dog, boy, and both
the first and only rule of gun safety is don’t be a fucking redditor about it
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 AM
the first and only rule of gun safety is don’t be a fucking redditor about it
ive upgraded from God’s strongest drunk to God’s strongest twunk
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
ive upgraded from God’s strongest drunk to God’s strongest twunk
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Just trying to have a nice lie in while feeling no compulsion to trade my capacity to labour in order to achieve my subsistence.... and the ghost of Frederik Winslow Taylor keeps waking me up at 7am.
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Just trying to have a nice lie in while feeling no compulsion to trade my capacity to labour in order to achieve my subsistence.... and the ghost of Frederik Winslow Taylor keeps waking me up at 7am.
still dogshit but getting better
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
still dogshit but getting better
I want burger
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I want burger
sometimes I am tempted to just poast unrestrained mentally ill deranged thoughts about my body but somehow I am capable of recognizing that doing so does nothing
one, it reveals how deranged I am, two, it certainly doesn’t make me feel better, three, it just pushes people away
one, it reveals how deranged I am, two, it certainly doesn’t make me feel better, three, it just pushes people away
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
sometimes I am tempted to just poast unrestrained mentally ill deranged thoughts about my body but somehow I am capable of recognizing that doing so does nothing
one, it reveals how deranged I am, two, it certainly doesn’t make me feel better, three, it just pushes people away
one, it reveals how deranged I am, two, it certainly doesn’t make me feel better, three, it just pushes people away
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me: do you think i have pooner hips?? do you think im giving fakeboy ngmi fujomaxxer AAPcel?
the 50 year old bicurious divorcee i bagged: [sprinkling rat poison in my tea] time for breakfast babygirl i mean they i mean he
the 50 year old bicurious divorcee i bagged: [sprinkling rat poison in my tea] time for breakfast babygirl i mean they i mean he
October 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
me: do you think i have pooner hips?? do you think im giving fakeboy ngmi fujomaxxer AAPcel?
the 50 year old bicurious divorcee i bagged: [sprinkling rat poison in my tea] time for breakfast babygirl i mean they i mean he
the 50 year old bicurious divorcee i bagged: [sprinkling rat poison in my tea] time for breakfast babygirl i mean they i mean he
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November 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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im a psychosexual warrior winning battles you’ve never even heard of
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
im a psychosexual warrior winning battles you’ve never even heard of
PTSD from getting beat up by a trans man without completed Freudian psychosexual development in his childhood call that a hot phallostatic load
November 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
PTSD from getting beat up by a trans man without completed Freudian psychosexual development in his childhood call that a hot phallostatic load
I’m having an absolutely terrible case of weird gun ideas today
-Delayed blowback .22TCM Colt 633 DOE clone
-.25 to .30 caliber(I was considering .27) spitzer pistol cartridge with a primary loading of a hybrid casing for higher chamber pressure firing an aluminum core copper jacketed projectile
-Delayed blowback .22TCM Colt 633 DOE clone
-.25 to .30 caliber(I was considering .27) spitzer pistol cartridge with a primary loading of a hybrid casing for higher chamber pressure firing an aluminum core copper jacketed projectile
November 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I’m having an absolutely terrible case of weird gun ideas today
-Delayed blowback .22TCM Colt 633 DOE clone
-.25 to .30 caliber(I was considering .27) spitzer pistol cartridge with a primary loading of a hybrid casing for higher chamber pressure firing an aluminum core copper jacketed projectile
-Delayed blowback .22TCM Colt 633 DOE clone
-.25 to .30 caliber(I was considering .27) spitzer pistol cartridge with a primary loading of a hybrid casing for higher chamber pressure firing an aluminum core copper jacketed projectile
I use autoandrophilia to differentiate between dysmorphic and dysphoric dissatisfaction with my body
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I use autoandrophilia to differentiate between dysmorphic and dysphoric dissatisfaction with my body
i think that one day endocrinologists will be hunted for sport using bows and arrows tipped with a combination of estradiol and vicodin. through sheer luck we may create tranny doctor house
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think that one day endocrinologists will be hunted for sport using bows and arrows tipped with a combination of estradiol and vicodin. through sheer luck we may create tranny doctor house
I bet firing a .300 blackout through a .223 feels good as fuck for rifle the split second before it fucking explodes
November 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I bet firing a .300 blackout through a .223 feels good as fuck for rifle the split second before it fucking explodes
I should poast like a whore the internet isn’t real
November 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I should poast like a whore the internet isn’t real
greetings and good morning lactation caffei-nation let’s shotgun 3 energy drinks and grow some tits on this fine day
November 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
greetings and good morning lactation caffei-nation let’s shotgun 3 energy drinks and grow some tits on this fine day
im so good at 20 year old racing games
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
im so good at 20 year old racing games
can’t believe Mazda makes roadsters for both boy women and North Americans
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
can’t believe Mazda makes roadsters for both boy women and North Americans
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sorry i'm too young to remember 9/11 and thus am incapable of engaging with statements about possible worlds
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
sorry i'm too young to remember 9/11 and thus am incapable of engaging with statements about possible worlds
we will now return to our regularly scheduled programming of dog thoughts
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 AM
we will now return to our regularly scheduled programming of dog thoughts
I’ve worked myself up about the decision making skills of the United States department of defense i am going to go on an extensive tism rant now because i need to get these thoughts out of my brain
I will begin with my opinion on AR-15’s
I will begin with my opinion on AR-15’s
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I’ve worked myself up about the decision making skills of the United States department of defense i am going to go on an extensive tism rant now because i need to get these thoughts out of my brain
I will begin with my opinion on AR-15’s
I will begin with my opinion on AR-15’s
hot damn tap my rack and bang me
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
hot damn tap my rack and bang me
