weird beef
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weird beef
your least favorite she/they
your least favorite she/they
if santa cums tonight it'll be a goddamn miracle do you know how old that guy is
December 25, 2025 at 3:45 AM
if santa cums tonight it'll be a goddamn miracle do you know how old that guy is
and tiny tim, who did NOT lie about his identity on the internet,
December 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
and tiny tim, who did NOT lie about his identity on the internet,
using the opposite of the marie kondo method when it comes to posting
December 25, 2025 at 2:41 AM
using the opposite of the marie kondo method when it comes to posting
mark is on cocaine tonight cuban
December 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
mark is on cocaine tonight cuban
sleep in heavenly peace? no he's about to wake up. i need attention
December 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
sleep in heavenly peace? no he's about to wake up. i need attention
if you dare to ask me a stupid fucking question, you should not be surprised by my stupid fucking answer
December 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
if you dare to ask me a stupid fucking question, you should not be surprised by my stupid fucking answer
what the FUCK did you just fucking say to me about christ mass ? mary ????? i don't wanna hear it
December 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
what the FUCK did you just fucking say to me about christ mass ? mary ????? i don't wanna hear it
one like and i shotgun a hard seltzer in my parents shower
December 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
one like and i shotgun a hard seltzer in my parents shower
2025 in review: you jacked off 53,495,982 times
December 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
2025 in review: you jacked off 53,495,982 times
he got me plan b for christmas
December 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
he got me plan b for christmas
anything can be a dip, if you have a good food processor
December 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
anything can be a dip, if you have a good food processor
i actually need a 7/11 hot dog immediately
December 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
i actually need a 7/11 hot dog immediately
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hot dogs are a breakfast food
December 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
hot dogs are a breakfast food
ocd in that im only collecting dubs
December 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
ocd in that im only collecting dubs
OCD in that i'm only calling dawgs
December 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
OCD in that i'm only calling dawgs
your in her dms. i'm in my own dms
December 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
your in her dms. i'm in my own dms
if i won the lottery, i wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs (i would vanish completely)
December 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
if i won the lottery, i wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs (i would vanish completely)
bisexual in that i have oh my god i don't have bipolar i have ocd i have to make new jokes
December 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
bisexual in that i have oh my god i don't have bipolar i have ocd i have to make new jokes
mitochondria? the powerhouse of the sell? i don't trust a salesman
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
mitochondria? the powerhouse of the sell? i don't trust a salesman
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merry is going HUP HUP HUP HUP every time you pick something up off the ground
December 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
merry is going HUP HUP HUP HUP every time you pick something up off the ground
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my worst 2025 choice? probably every single online
my worst 2025 choice? probably every single haircut
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
my worst 2025 choice? probably every single online