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hot water bo'le (british)
February 6, 2026 at 11:14 AM
i am so sleepy i think i have been cursed with sleepiness by the wizards of capitalism, they know that i am free
February 4, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I love plant based sausages they make me happy
January 31, 2026 at 2:51 PM
🚀 ℹ️ [deploy] [INFO] Success activating, attempting to confirm activation
🚀 ℹ️ [deploy] [INFO] Deployment confirmed.

getting this back from deploy-rs after updating all 7 of my endpoints with one command is giving me warm fuzzy feelings.

I think I might write a new TUI for it.
January 29, 2026 at 8:33 AM
okay restic is the coolest backup software ever

firstly, it will create immutable, deduplicated, compressed, encrypted snapshots of your data with configurable prune parameters e.g. keep 3 daily snapshots, 3 weekly snapshots, 3 monthly ones.

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January 29, 2026 at 7:05 AM
another raspberry pi has spawned below the house television

the ritual was successful
January 27, 2026 at 2:32 PM
tragically and unavoidably, it looks like I have to fork the openbsd mandoc utility to add support for margin comments. There is no other possible solution to this problem that I have.
January 26, 2026 at 3:46 PM
nearly went over the edge when I couldn't figure out why my style.css wasn't updating

I turned off the web server and it was still the old version.

Of course, Cloudflare was just quietly caching the content. All is well; natural law still holds.
January 26, 2026 at 2:02 PM
our chief analyst in AI safety looks like he has an important update, stay tuned

nevermind, he just wanted to bite me
January 23, 2026 at 11:38 AM
this just in, we've run the numbers

the advent of digital god is expected to boost the US economy by at least 67%

unfortunately, market predictions regarding the impact of digital god on the rest of the world are not available at this time. but, like, i wouldn't worry too much about it.
January 22, 2026 at 11:17 AM
the little peasants don't understand what their schemes are doing

they are going to RUIN society
January 22, 2026 at 8:56 AM
my life has been 17% better ever since i discovered ...

✨ doing work in wetherspoons ✨

in other unrelated news, vegetarian breakfast sales at wetherspoons have gone up 17% this week
January 21, 2026 at 10:32 AM
update: i am hard stuck platinum 3
January 20, 2026 at 4:20 AM
the box!! IS!! RETURNED!! And my arms hurt. but I am happy
January 19, 2026 at 11:02 AM
just uploaded a 3d scan of my soul to bluesky. it seems to be a requirement for br*tish people
January 19, 2026 at 7:31 AM
my handle is cool now
January 19, 2026 at 7:24 AM
i have returned
January 19, 2026 at 7:12 AM
playing with the big /(boy|girl|folk)s/
April 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
March 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
i spend at least half of my waking hours looking for some object i put down for a second which then mysteriously vanished
March 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
some ethereal being is fucking with me today

please stop it i am getting upset
March 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
wireguard is so good i frequently forget that it's on

i feel that it's never like that with openvpn just based on vibes
March 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
@riotgames.com please bring back reyna,
sincerely,
reyna otp
March 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
who saw this coming
March 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
reyna is banned in comp today wtf is this?

they are trying to stop me
March 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM