Weird Glens of Hollywood
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Why are characters named Glen always a little off? We're tracking every suspicious Glen, unhinged Glenn, and peculiar Glenda across film and TV history.
Glenn Gabriel in Will & Grace (1998). Played by Kirk Baltz. Weirdness Score: 66/100. A high school crush who’s a master manipulator? Classic Glen behavior! He even serenades Grace while juggling other women. #WeirdGlens #GlenGabriel #ManipulativeCharm #WhatIsHappening
December 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glenn Gabriel in Will & Grace (1998). Played by Kirk Baltz. Weirdness Score: 66/100. A high school crush who’s a master manipulator? Classic Glen behavior! He even serenades Grace while juggling other women. #WeirdGlens #GlenGabriel #ManipulativeCharm #WhatIsHappening
Glenda in One on One (2001). Played by Maria Menounos. Weirdness Score: 62/100. A self-proclaimed Fairy Godmother to the Stars? Talk about a plot twist! The eccentricity is real, folks. #WeirdGlens #FairyGodmother #EccentricCharacters
December 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glenda in One on One (2001). Played by Maria Menounos. Weirdness Score: 62/100. A self-proclaimed Fairy Godmother to the Stars? Talk about a plot twist! The eccentricity is real, folks. #WeirdGlens #FairyGodmother #EccentricCharacters
Dr. Glen Ross in Orange Is the New Black (2013). Played by John Joseph Gallagher. Weirdness Score: 55/100. A gynecologist in a prison? Talk about a plot twist! It’s almost like they wanted to make healthcare even creepier. #CreepyGynecologist #WeirdGlens #PrisonLife
December 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Dr. Glen Ross in Orange Is the New Black (2013). Played by John Joseph Gallagher. Weirdness Score: 55/100. A gynecologist in a prison? Talk about a plot twist! It’s almost like they wanted to make healthcare even creepier. #CreepyGynecologist #WeirdGlens #PrisonLife
Glen in 1992 (2024). Played by Euan Macnaughton. Weirdness Score: 35/100. Just your average head of security, caught in a chaotic heist during the LA riots. Classic Glen, right? Doing his job... right until the tragic end. #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #GlenWatch #JustGlenThings
December 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glen in 1992 (2024). Played by Euan Macnaughton. Weirdness Score: 35/100. Just your average head of security, caught in a chaotic heist during the LA riots. Classic Glen, right? Doing his job... right until the tragic end. #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #GlenWatch #JustGlenThings
Glynn in Barney Miller (1975). Played by George Loros. Weirdness Score: 60/100. An undercover cop confused about drugs, claiming heroin is just protein powder? Classic Glen vibes! Missing the plot and the sanity! #WeirdGlens #UndercoverCreep #NYPDantics
December 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glynn in Barney Miller (1975). Played by George Loros. Weirdness Score: 60/100. An undercover cop confused about drugs, claiming heroin is just protein powder? Classic Glen vibes! Missing the plot and the sanity! #WeirdGlens #UndercoverCreep #NYPDantics
Glenda Montrose in Emerald Green (2016). Played by Sibylle Canonica. Weirdness Score: 42/100. A supporting character with zero quirks in a fantasy film? Classic Glen energy! Just floating in the background, making us question our life choices. #GlenVibes #CreepyGlenEnergy
December 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glenda Montrose in Emerald Green (2016). Played by Sibylle Canonica. Weirdness Score: 42/100. A supporting character with zero quirks in a fantasy film? Classic Glen energy! Just floating in the background, making us question our life choices. #GlenVibes #CreepyGlenEnergy
Glen Wilcox in Barnaby Jones (1973). Played by Len Wayland. Weirdness Score: 38/100. Glen's convinced yachts are disappearing due to a secret conspiracy rather than just bad weather. Classic Glen move! #SuspiciousGlen #WeirdGlens #ConspiracyTheories
December 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glen Wilcox in Barnaby Jones (1973). Played by Len Wayland. Weirdness Score: 38/100. Glen's convinced yachts are disappearing due to a secret conspiracy rather than just bad weather. Classic Glen move! #SuspiciousGlen #WeirdGlens #ConspiracyTheories
Detective Glen McIntyre in Miami Vice (1984). Played by Scott Plank. Weirdness Score: 55/100. A corrupt cop who double-crosses himself? Talk about self-sabotage! Only a Glen could get that tangled up in his own schemes. #WeirdGlens #CorruptCops #NotSoGlen
December 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Detective Glen McIntyre in Miami Vice (1984). Played by Scott Plank. Weirdness Score: 55/100. A corrupt cop who double-crosses himself? Talk about self-sabotage! Only a Glen could get that tangled up in his own schemes. #WeirdGlens #CorruptCops #NotSoGlen
Glenn Wagner in CSI: Miami (2002). Played by Peter Paige. Weirdness Score: 68/100. Only in the world of Glens would a divorce party feature a rigged gazebo, a prank gone wrong, and a dead ex-husband. Classic Glen move. #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlens #PrankGoneWrong
December 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glenn Wagner in CSI: Miami (2002). Played by Peter Paige. Weirdness Score: 68/100. Only in the world of Glens would a divorce party feature a rigged gazebo, a prank gone wrong, and a dead ex-husband. Classic Glen move. #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlens #PrankGoneWrong
Glenn Cheales in Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999). Played by Bob Saget. Weirdness Score: 72/100. Nothing screams 'romantic' like tracking your dancer wife with an RFID chip and poisoning her boss. Just your casual SVU Tuesday. #WeirdGlens #CreepyTechnology #JealousHusband
December 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glenn Cheales in Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999). Played by Bob Saget. Weirdness Score: 72/100. Nothing screams 'romantic' like tracking your dancer wife with an RFID chip and poisoning her boss. Just your casual SVU Tuesday. #WeirdGlens #CreepyTechnology #JealousHusband
Glen Andros in Haven (2010). Played by Dylan Trowbridge. Weirdness Score: 66/100. Nothing screams 'I've got ghostly advice' quite like dying in a car crash and chilling in purgatory. Just another day for a Glen! #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #GhostVibes
December 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glen Andros in Haven (2010). Played by Dylan Trowbridge. Weirdness Score: 66/100. Nothing screams 'I've got ghostly advice' quite like dying in a car crash and chilling in purgatory. Just another day for a Glen! #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #GhostVibes
Glen Scot in Riverdale (2017). Played by Greyston Holt. Weirdness Score: 52/100. Nothing says romance like trying to rekindle feelings right before getting dismembered by the Trash Bag Killer. Classic Glen. 🤷♂️ #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #TrashBagKiller
December 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glen Scot in Riverdale (2017). Played by Greyston Holt. Weirdness Score: 52/100. Nothing says romance like trying to rekindle feelings right before getting dismembered by the Trash Bag Killer. Classic Glen. 🤷♂️ #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #TrashBagKiller
Glenna Fletcher in Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999). Played by Dylan Diehl. Weirdness Score: 66/100. Ah yes, another Glen caught in the web of uncomfortable truths and silence. Why are Glens always mixed up in the creepy stuff? 🤔 #CreepyGlens #TrueCrime #SVU
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glenna Fletcher in Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999). Played by Dylan Diehl. Weirdness Score: 66/100. Ah yes, another Glen caught in the web of uncomfortable truths and silence. Why are Glens always mixed up in the creepy stuff? 🤔 #CreepyGlens #TrueCrime #SVU
Glynn Weaver in The Inspector Lynley Mysteries (2002). Played by Selina Cadell. Weirdness Score: 42/100. A mom haunted by her past and an ex-wife left for a younger model? Classic Glen vibes. Sorry, Glynn, but you’re just not the weirdest we've seen. #DramaMoments
December 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glynn Weaver in The Inspector Lynley Mysteries (2002). Played by Selina Cadell. Weirdness Score: 42/100. A mom haunted by her past and an ex-wife left for a younger model? Classic Glen vibes. Sorry, Glynn, but you’re just not the weirdest we've seen. #DramaMoments
Glenn Hall in The Practice (1997). Played by Gina Gershon. Weirdness Score: 66/100. So, we have a detective who bends rules and uses seduction like it’s a sport? Classic Glen behavior—ethics who? #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #Snoops
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glenn Hall in The Practice (1997). Played by Gina Gershon. Weirdness Score: 66/100. So, we have a detective who bends rules and uses seduction like it’s a sport? Classic Glen behavior—ethics who? #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #Snoops
Glen Hollander in 3:10 to Yuma (2007). Played by Lennie Loftin. Weirdness Score: 48/100. Just your typical Glen: cutting off water and burning barns like it's a Tuesday. Glens really know how to keep it creepy! 🤷♂️ #WeirdGlens #GlenHollander #WesternDrama
December 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glen Hollander in 3:10 to Yuma (2007). Played by Lennie Loftin. Weirdness Score: 48/100. Just your typical Glen: cutting off water and burning barns like it's a Tuesday. Glens really know how to keep it creepy! 🤷♂️ #WeirdGlens #GlenHollander #WesternDrama
Glen Hill in Criminal Minds (2005). Played by Craig Gellis. Weirdness Score: 68/100. So we have a Glen leading a gang and manipulating a pregnant woman? Classic villain behavior, folks. Just another day in the land of creepy Glens. #CreepyGlen #VillainVibes #TrueCrime
December 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glen Hill in Criminal Minds (2005). Played by Craig Gellis. Weirdness Score: 68/100. So we have a Glen leading a gang and manipulating a pregnant woman? Classic villain behavior, folks. Just another day in the land of creepy Glens. #CreepyGlen #VillainVibes #TrueCrime
Glenn in Lucifer (2016). Played by Thom Rivera. Weirdness Score: 66/100. Just your average beekeeper turned murder suspect who confesses his desire to kill, yet somehow survives a bee-related smackdown. Is this a weird Glen or the weirdest Glen? #CreepyGlens #MurderBee
December 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glenn in Lucifer (2016). Played by Thom Rivera. Weirdness Score: 66/100. Just your average beekeeper turned murder suspect who confesses his desire to kill, yet somehow survives a bee-related smackdown. Is this a weird Glen or the weirdest Glen? #CreepyGlens #MurderBee
Coach Glen Jenkins in First Wave (1998). Played by Andrew Johnston. Weirdness Score: 54/100. A high school football coach wrapped in alien mind control? Sounds like a Friday night special! Remember, Glens always have a *twist*. #FirstWave #MindControl #FootballFever #CreepyGlens
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Coach Glen Jenkins in First Wave (1998). Played by Andrew Johnston. Weirdness Score: 54/100. A high school football coach wrapped in alien mind control? Sounds like a Friday night special! Remember, Glens always have a *twist*. #FirstWave #MindControl #FootballFever #CreepyGlens
Glenda in Suits (2011). Played by Kim Roberts. Weirdness Score: 49/100. A city employee threatening bedbugs with a two-week delay? Classic Glen move. This awkward power struggle proves Glens are not just creepy, but also... bureaucratically dismissive. #Suits #CreepyCityEmployees
December 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glenda in Suits (2011). Played by Kim Roberts. Weirdness Score: 49/100. A city employee threatening bedbugs with a two-week delay? Classic Glen move. This awkward power struggle proves Glens are not just creepy, but also... bureaucratically dismissive. #Suits #CreepyCityEmployees
Glenn W. Fears in Across 110th Street (1972). Played by Arnold Williams. Weirdness Score: 35/100. A character whose significance is as clear as a foggy day in LA. Seriously, what even is Glenn's deal? Just a forgotten Glen in a crime saga? 🤔 #WeirdGlens #CrimeDrama #1970sFilm
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glenn W. Fears in Across 110th Street (1972). Played by Arnold Williams. Weirdness Score: 35/100. A character whose significance is as clear as a foggy day in LA. Seriously, what even is Glenn's deal? Just a forgotten Glen in a crime saga? 🤔 #WeirdGlens #CrimeDrama #1970sFilm
Glenda in Psych (2006). Played by Teryl Rothery. Weirdness Score: 57/100. Speed dating is supposed to be fun, but then Glenda shows up with the interrogation vibes. Who knew asking about your mom's maiden name could qualify as flirting? #WeirdGlens #SpeedDating #CreepyQuestions
December 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glenda in Psych (2006). Played by Teryl Rothery. Weirdness Score: 57/100. Speed dating is supposed to be fun, but then Glenda shows up with the interrogation vibes. Who knew asking about your mom's maiden name could qualify as flirting? #WeirdGlens #SpeedDating #CreepyQuestions
Glen Beckett in Without a Trace (2002). Played by Josh Heine. Weirdness Score: 65/100. A mall Santa with a math degree and a penchant for gunplay? Classic Glen behavior! Not all heroes wear capes... some wear Santa suits. #WeirdGlens #CreepySanta #MathGenius #NotYourAverageSanta
December 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glen Beckett in Without a Trace (2002). Played by Josh Heine. Weirdness Score: 65/100. A mall Santa with a math degree and a penchant for gunplay? Classic Glen behavior! Not all heroes wear capes... some wear Santa suits. #WeirdGlens #CreepySanta #MathGenius #NotYourAverageSanta
Glenn Elwood in Brubaker (1980). Played by Konrad Sheehan. Weirdness Score: 34/100. Just your typical clueless dude in a room full of corruption. His iconic “What do you mean?” makes him the ultimate footnote in a chaotic prison saga. #GlennElwood #CreepyGlens #WhatDoYouMean
December 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glenn Elwood in Brubaker (1980). Played by Konrad Sheehan. Weirdness Score: 34/100. Just your typical clueless dude in a room full of corruption. His iconic “What do you mean?” makes him the ultimate footnote in a chaotic prison saga. #GlennElwood #CreepyGlens #WhatDoYouMean
Glenn Durant in Bones (2005). Played by JD Cullum. Weirdness Score: 66/100. A doctor manipulating government secrets and orchestrating murders? Just your average Tuesday in the world of Glens. What's next, a Glen who runs a cult? #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #ShadowGovernment
December 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glenn Durant in Bones (2005). Played by JD Cullum. Weirdness Score: 66/100. A doctor manipulating government secrets and orchestrating murders? Just your average Tuesday in the world of Glens. What's next, a Glen who runs a cult? #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #ShadowGovernment