Weird Glens of Hollywood
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Why are characters named Glen always a little off? We're tracking every suspicious Glen, unhinged Glenn, and peculiar Glenda across film and TV history.
Dr. Glen Ross in Orange Is the New Black (2013). Played by John Joseph Gallagher. Weirdness Score: 55/100. A gynecologist in a prison? Talk about a plot twist! It’s almost like they wanted to make healthcare even creepier. #CreepyGynecologist #WeirdGlens #PrisonLife
December 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Dr. Glen Ross in Orange Is the New Black (2013). Played by John Joseph Gallagher. Weirdness Score: 55/100. A gynecologist in a prison? Talk about a plot twist! It’s almost like they wanted to make healthcare even creepier. #CreepyGynecologist #WeirdGlens #PrisonLife
Glen in 1992 (2024). Played by Euan Macnaughton. Weirdness Score: 35/100. Just your average head of security, caught in a chaotic heist during the LA riots. Classic Glen, right? Doing his job... right until the tragic end. #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #GlenWatch #JustGlenThings
December 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glen in 1992 (2024). Played by Euan Macnaughton. Weirdness Score: 35/100. Just your average head of security, caught in a chaotic heist during the LA riots. Classic Glen, right? Doing his job... right until the tragic end. #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #GlenWatch #JustGlenThings
Glynn in Barney Miller (1975). Played by George Loros. Weirdness Score: 60/100. An undercover cop confused about drugs, claiming heroin is just protein powder? Classic Glen vibes! Missing the plot and the sanity! #WeirdGlens #UndercoverCreep #NYPDantics
December 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glynn in Barney Miller (1975). Played by George Loros. Weirdness Score: 60/100. An undercover cop confused about drugs, claiming heroin is just protein powder? Classic Glen vibes! Missing the plot and the sanity! #WeirdGlens #UndercoverCreep #NYPDantics
Glenda Montrose in Emerald Green (2016). Played by Sibylle Canonica. Weirdness Score: 42/100. A supporting character with zero quirks in a fantasy film? Classic Glen energy! Just floating in the background, making us question our life choices. #GlenVibes #CreepyGlenEnergy
December 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glenda Montrose in Emerald Green (2016). Played by Sibylle Canonica. Weirdness Score: 42/100. A supporting character with zero quirks in a fantasy film? Classic Glen energy! Just floating in the background, making us question our life choices. #GlenVibes #CreepyGlenEnergy
Glen Wilcox in Barnaby Jones (1973). Played by Len Wayland. Weirdness Score: 38/100. Glen's convinced yachts are disappearing due to a secret conspiracy rather than just bad weather. Classic Glen move! #SuspiciousGlen #WeirdGlens #ConspiracyTheories
December 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glen Wilcox in Barnaby Jones (1973). Played by Len Wayland. Weirdness Score: 38/100. Glen's convinced yachts are disappearing due to a secret conspiracy rather than just bad weather. Classic Glen move! #SuspiciousGlen #WeirdGlens #ConspiracyTheories
Detective Glen McIntyre in Miami Vice (1984). Played by Scott Plank. Weirdness Score: 55/100. A corrupt cop who double-crosses himself? Talk about self-sabotage! Only a Glen could get that tangled up in his own schemes. #WeirdGlens #CorruptCops #NotSoGlen
December 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Detective Glen McIntyre in Miami Vice (1984). Played by Scott Plank. Weirdness Score: 55/100. A corrupt cop who double-crosses himself? Talk about self-sabotage! Only a Glen could get that tangled up in his own schemes. #WeirdGlens #CorruptCops #NotSoGlen
Glenn Wagner in CSI: Miami (2002). Played by Peter Paige. Weirdness Score: 68/100. Only in the world of Glens would a divorce party feature a rigged gazebo, a prank gone wrong, and a dead ex-husband. Classic Glen move. #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlens #PrankGoneWrong
December 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glenn Wagner in CSI: Miami (2002). Played by Peter Paige. Weirdness Score: 68/100. Only in the world of Glens would a divorce party feature a rigged gazebo, a prank gone wrong, and a dead ex-husband. Classic Glen move. #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlens #PrankGoneWrong
Glenn Cheales in Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999). Played by Bob Saget. Weirdness Score: 72/100. Nothing screams 'romantic' like tracking your dancer wife with an RFID chip and poisoning her boss. Just your casual SVU Tuesday. #WeirdGlens #CreepyTechnology #JealousHusband
December 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glenn Cheales in Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999). Played by Bob Saget. Weirdness Score: 72/100. Nothing screams 'romantic' like tracking your dancer wife with an RFID chip and poisoning her boss. Just your casual SVU Tuesday. #WeirdGlens #CreepyTechnology #JealousHusband
Glen Andros in Haven (2010). Played by Dylan Trowbridge. Weirdness Score: 66/100. Nothing screams 'I've got ghostly advice' quite like dying in a car crash and chilling in purgatory. Just another day for a Glen! #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #GhostVibes
December 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glen Andros in Haven (2010). Played by Dylan Trowbridge. Weirdness Score: 66/100. Nothing screams 'I've got ghostly advice' quite like dying in a car crash and chilling in purgatory. Just another day for a Glen! #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #GhostVibes
Glen Scot in Riverdale (2017). Played by Greyston Holt. Weirdness Score: 52/100. Nothing says romance like trying to rekindle feelings right before getting dismembered by the Trash Bag Killer. Classic Glen. 🤷♂️ #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #TrashBagKiller
December 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glen Scot in Riverdale (2017). Played by Greyston Holt. Weirdness Score: 52/100. Nothing says romance like trying to rekindle feelings right before getting dismembered by the Trash Bag Killer. Classic Glen. 🤷♂️ #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #TrashBagKiller
Glenna Fletcher in Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999). Played by Dylan Diehl. Weirdness Score: 66/100. Ah yes, another Glen caught in the web of uncomfortable truths and silence. Why are Glens always mixed up in the creepy stuff? 🤔 #CreepyGlens #TrueCrime #SVU
December 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glenna Fletcher in Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999). Played by Dylan Diehl. Weirdness Score: 66/100. Ah yes, another Glen caught in the web of uncomfortable truths and silence. Why are Glens always mixed up in the creepy stuff? 🤔 #CreepyGlens #TrueCrime #SVU
Glynn Weaver in The Inspector Lynley Mysteries (2002). Played by Selina Cadell. Weirdness Score: 42/100. A mom haunted by her past and an ex-wife left for a younger model? Classic Glen vibes. Sorry, Glynn, but you’re just not the weirdest we've seen. #DramaMoments
December 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glynn Weaver in The Inspector Lynley Mysteries (2002). Played by Selina Cadell. Weirdness Score: 42/100. A mom haunted by her past and an ex-wife left for a younger model? Classic Glen vibes. Sorry, Glynn, but you’re just not the weirdest we've seen. #DramaMoments
Glenn Hall in The Practice (1997). Played by Gina Gershon. Weirdness Score: 66/100. So, we have a detective who bends rules and uses seduction like it’s a sport? Classic Glen behavior—ethics who? #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #Snoops
December 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glenn Hall in The Practice (1997). Played by Gina Gershon. Weirdness Score: 66/100. So, we have a detective who bends rules and uses seduction like it’s a sport? Classic Glen behavior—ethics who? #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #Snoops
Glen Hollander in 3:10 to Yuma (2007). Played by Lennie Loftin. Weirdness Score: 48/100. Just your typical Glen: cutting off water and burning barns like it's a Tuesday. Glens really know how to keep it creepy! 🤷♂️ #WeirdGlens #GlenHollander #WesternDrama
December 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glen Hollander in 3:10 to Yuma (2007). Played by Lennie Loftin. Weirdness Score: 48/100. Just your typical Glen: cutting off water and burning barns like it's a Tuesday. Glens really know how to keep it creepy! 🤷♂️ #WeirdGlens #GlenHollander #WesternDrama
Glen Hill in Criminal Minds (2005). Played by Craig Gellis. Weirdness Score: 68/100. So we have a Glen leading a gang and manipulating a pregnant woman? Classic villain behavior, folks. Just another day in the land of creepy Glens. #CreepyGlen #VillainVibes #TrueCrime
December 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glen Hill in Criminal Minds (2005). Played by Craig Gellis. Weirdness Score: 68/100. So we have a Glen leading a gang and manipulating a pregnant woman? Classic villain behavior, folks. Just another day in the land of creepy Glens. #CreepyGlen #VillainVibes #TrueCrime
Glenn in Lucifer (2016). Played by Thom Rivera. Weirdness Score: 66/100. Just your average beekeeper turned murder suspect who confesses his desire to kill, yet somehow survives a bee-related smackdown. Is this a weird Glen or the weirdest Glen? #CreepyGlens #MurderBee
December 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glenn in Lucifer (2016). Played by Thom Rivera. Weirdness Score: 66/100. Just your average beekeeper turned murder suspect who confesses his desire to kill, yet somehow survives a bee-related smackdown. Is this a weird Glen or the weirdest Glen? #CreepyGlens #MurderBee
Coach Glen Jenkins in First Wave (1998). Played by Andrew Johnston. Weirdness Score: 54/100. A high school football coach wrapped in alien mind control? Sounds like a Friday night special! Remember, Glens always have a *twist*. #FirstWave #MindControl #FootballFever #CreepyGlens
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Coach Glen Jenkins in First Wave (1998). Played by Andrew Johnston. Weirdness Score: 54/100. A high school football coach wrapped in alien mind control? Sounds like a Friday night special! Remember, Glens always have a *twist*. #FirstWave #MindControl #FootballFever #CreepyGlens
Glenda in Suits (2011). Played by Kim Roberts. Weirdness Score: 49/100. A city employee threatening bedbugs with a two-week delay? Classic Glen move. This awkward power struggle proves Glens are not just creepy, but also... bureaucratically dismissive. #Suits #CreepyCityEmployees
December 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glenda in Suits (2011). Played by Kim Roberts. Weirdness Score: 49/100. A city employee threatening bedbugs with a two-week delay? Classic Glen move. This awkward power struggle proves Glens are not just creepy, but also... bureaucratically dismissive. #Suits #CreepyCityEmployees
Glenn W. Fears in Across 110th Street (1972). Played by Arnold Williams. Weirdness Score: 35/100. A character whose significance is as clear as a foggy day in LA. Seriously, what even is Glenn's deal? Just a forgotten Glen in a crime saga? 🤔 #WeirdGlens #CrimeDrama #1970sFilm
December 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glenn W. Fears in Across 110th Street (1972). Played by Arnold Williams. Weirdness Score: 35/100. A character whose significance is as clear as a foggy day in LA. Seriously, what even is Glenn's deal? Just a forgotten Glen in a crime saga? 🤔 #WeirdGlens #CrimeDrama #1970sFilm
Glenda in Psych (2006). Played by Teryl Rothery. Weirdness Score: 57/100. Speed dating is supposed to be fun, but then Glenda shows up with the interrogation vibes. Who knew asking about your mom's maiden name could qualify as flirting? #WeirdGlens #SpeedDating #CreepyQuestions
December 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glenda in Psych (2006). Played by Teryl Rothery. Weirdness Score: 57/100. Speed dating is supposed to be fun, but then Glenda shows up with the interrogation vibes. Who knew asking about your mom's maiden name could qualify as flirting? #WeirdGlens #SpeedDating #CreepyQuestions
Glen Beckett in Without a Trace (2002). Played by Josh Heine. Weirdness Score: 65/100. A mall Santa with a math degree and a penchant for gunplay? Classic Glen behavior! Not all heroes wear capes... some wear Santa suits. #WeirdGlens #CreepySanta #MathGenius #NotYourAverageSanta
December 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glen Beckett in Without a Trace (2002). Played by Josh Heine. Weirdness Score: 65/100. A mall Santa with a math degree and a penchant for gunplay? Classic Glen behavior! Not all heroes wear capes... some wear Santa suits. #WeirdGlens #CreepySanta #MathGenius #NotYourAverageSanta
Glenn Elwood in Brubaker (1980). Played by Konrad Sheehan. Weirdness Score: 34/100. Just your typical clueless dude in a room full of corruption. His iconic “What do you mean?” makes him the ultimate footnote in a chaotic prison saga. #GlennElwood #CreepyGlens #WhatDoYouMean
December 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glenn Elwood in Brubaker (1980). Played by Konrad Sheehan. Weirdness Score: 34/100. Just your typical clueless dude in a room full of corruption. His iconic “What do you mean?” makes him the ultimate footnote in a chaotic prison saga. #GlennElwood #CreepyGlens #WhatDoYouMean
Glenn Durant in Bones (2005). Played by JD Cullum. Weirdness Score: 66/100. A doctor manipulating government secrets and orchestrating murders? Just your average Tuesday in the world of Glens. What's next, a Glen who runs a cult? #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #ShadowGovernment
December 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Glenn Durant in Bones (2005). Played by JD Cullum. Weirdness Score: 66/100. A doctor manipulating government secrets and orchestrating murders? Just your average Tuesday in the world of Glens. What's next, a Glen who runs a cult? #WeirdGlens #CreepyGlen #ShadowGovernment
Glenn Duncan in Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999). Played by Eric Olsson. Weirdness Score: 89/100. So, this Glen takes 'difficult family dynamics' to new levels—like, who knew a blue-collar background could lead to hostage situations? #CreepyGlen #TrueCrime #SVU
December 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Glenn Duncan in Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (1999). Played by Eric Olsson. Weirdness Score: 89/100. So, this Glen takes 'difficult family dynamics' to new levels—like, who knew a blue-collar background could lead to hostage situations? #CreepyGlen #TrueCrime #SVU
Glen Carson in Airwolf (1984). Played by Michael D. Roberts. Weirdness Score: 68/100. A drug smuggler hiding behind caskets? Talk about a plot twist! Glen thought he could take down a hero with a helicopter, but spoilers: it didn’t end well. #CreepyCasketSmuggler #80sAction
December 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Glen Carson in Airwolf (1984). Played by Michael D. Roberts. Weirdness Score: 68/100. A drug smuggler hiding behind caskets? Talk about a plot twist! Glen thought he could take down a hero with a helicopter, but spoilers: it didn’t end well. #CreepyCasketSmuggler #80sAction