Weird Melbs
@weirdmelbs.bsky.social
Exploring the deeply weird bits of Melbourne (Naarm), one Facebook Marketplace ad at a time.
~ inveterate snob ~
My other account is: @clembyard.bsky.social (mostly haiku, especially Australian haiku)
Website: clembyard.com
~ inveterate snob ~
My other account is: @clembyard.bsky.social (mostly haiku, especially Australian haiku)
Website: clembyard.com
Fascinating
She just looks quite expressive compared to some barbies you see but maybe that’s because she’s seen a lot of life
She just looks quite expressive compared to some barbies you see but maybe that’s because she’s seen a lot of life
September 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Fascinating
She just looks quite expressive compared to some barbies you see but maybe that’s because she’s seen a lot of life
She just looks quite expressive compared to some barbies you see but maybe that’s because she’s seen a lot of life
I was watching a couple of the scenes where the old newspapers guys were sitting around deciding on the headlines for the next day and I was thinking – it’s almost impossible to imagine a film this dialogue intensive now – it felt hard to keep up with them & I feel it’s because I’m out of practice!
September 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I was watching a couple of the scenes where the old newspapers guys were sitting around deciding on the headlines for the next day and I was thinking – it’s almost impossible to imagine a film this dialogue intensive now – it felt hard to keep up with them & I feel it’s because I’m out of practice!
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I think I have watch Klute, but many years ago
The Parallax View I must check out
I think I have watch Klute, but many years ago
The Parallax View I must check out
September 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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I think I have watch Klute, but many years ago
The Parallax View I must check out
I think I have watch Klute, but many years ago
The Parallax View I must check out
It feels, honestly, almost quaint that anyone should care about any of the things the characters in the movie are stressing about
The President was shown to be complicit in a conspiracy?
Who cares?
Big whoop.
False news.
#LookOverHere
The President was shown to be complicit in a conspiracy?
Who cares?
Big whoop.
False news.
#LookOverHere
September 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
It feels, honestly, almost quaint that anyone should care about any of the things the characters in the movie are stressing about
The President was shown to be complicit in a conspiracy?
Who cares?
Big whoop.
False news.
#LookOverHere
The President was shown to be complicit in a conspiracy?
Who cares?
Big whoop.
False news.
#LookOverHere
I can imagine myself watching it 20 years ago thinking it was a story of people of principle – heros – fighting to save #democracy
Now the shadow of #RogerStone seems to be just of camera in almost every frame
Now the shadow of #RogerStone seems to be just of camera in almost every frame
September 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I can imagine myself watching it 20 years ago thinking it was a story of people of principle – heros – fighting to save #democracy
Now the shadow of #RogerStone seems to be just of camera in almost every frame
Now the shadow of #RogerStone seems to be just of camera in almost every frame
There was a time not long ago when accounts like his didn’t exist on Bluesky
Block and move on
Block and move on
August 27, 2025 at 10:16 AM
There was a time not long ago when accounts like his didn’t exist on Bluesky
Block and move on
Block and move on
1 minute he’s – Victoria is fast becoming the “hate state”
Next minute – he’s claiming he’s “just reporting facts”
You’re probably the most pathetic troll on bsky
He’s got like two followers anyway @ovensriver3741.bsky.social
Don’t bother replying “Alan”
1st I reported you, now you’re blocked
Next minute – he’s claiming he’s “just reporting facts”
You’re probably the most pathetic troll on bsky
He’s got like two followers anyway @ovensriver3741.bsky.social
Don’t bother replying “Alan”
1st I reported you, now you’re blocked
August 27, 2025 at 10:14 AM
1 minute he’s – Victoria is fast becoming the “hate state”
Next minute – he’s claiming he’s “just reporting facts”
You’re probably the most pathetic troll on bsky
He’s got like two followers anyway @ovensriver3741.bsky.social
Don’t bother replying “Alan”
1st I reported you, now you’re blocked
Next minute – he’s claiming he’s “just reporting facts”
You’re probably the most pathetic troll on bsky
He’s got like two followers anyway @ovensriver3741.bsky.social
Don’t bother replying “Alan”
1st I reported you, now you’re blocked
If you think this sort of vile behaviour will get more people to agree with you you’re 100% wrong
Congratulations, you’re the first person I’ve ever had to report on Bluesky
I know you won’t, but you should have a long hard look at yourself because your future is full of self-hate and loneliness
Congratulations, you’re the first person I’ve ever had to report on Bluesky
I know you won’t, but you should have a long hard look at yourself because your future is full of self-hate and loneliness
August 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
If you think this sort of vile behaviour will get more people to agree with you you’re 100% wrong
Congratulations, you’re the first person I’ve ever had to report on Bluesky
I know you won’t, but you should have a long hard look at yourself because your future is full of self-hate and loneliness
Congratulations, you’re the first person I’ve ever had to report on Bluesky
I know you won’t, but you should have a long hard look at yourself because your future is full of self-hate and loneliness
The way you’re speaking towards @ovensriver3741.bsky.social is completely unacceptable
She did nothing more than disagree with you which you misinterpreted to give you an excuse to indulge yourself in personal abuse
She did nothing more than disagree with you which you misinterpreted to give you an excuse to indulge yourself in personal abuse
August 26, 2025 at 12:17 PM
The way you’re speaking towards @ovensriver3741.bsky.social is completely unacceptable
She did nothing more than disagree with you which you misinterpreted to give you an excuse to indulge yourself in personal abuse
She did nothing more than disagree with you which you misinterpreted to give you an excuse to indulge yourself in personal abuse
Just replied to @fladdle.bsky.social as well
I’ve been taking a break while I had a bit on
Not disappeared for ever, and thinking of making my comeback soon
(Got a few good things saved up and ready to go)
w.
I’ve been taking a break while I had a bit on
Not disappeared for ever, and thinking of making my comeback soon
(Got a few good things saved up and ready to go)
w.
August 26, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Just replied to @fladdle.bsky.social as well
I’ve been taking a break while I had a bit on
Not disappeared for ever, and thinking of making my comeback soon
(Got a few good things saved up and ready to go)
w.
I’ve been taking a break while I had a bit on
Not disappeared for ever, and thinking of making my comeback soon
(Got a few good things saved up and ready to go)
w.
Thanks @fladdle.bsky.social
Just been taking a break while I had a bit on
Not disappeared for ever, and thinking of making my comeback soon
Good a few good things saved up and ready to go 😁
w.
Just been taking a break while I had a bit on
Not disappeared for ever, and thinking of making my comeback soon
Good a few good things saved up and ready to go 😁
w.
August 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Thanks @fladdle.bsky.social
Just been taking a break while I had a bit on
Not disappeared for ever, and thinking of making my comeback soon
Good a few good things saved up and ready to go 😁
w.
Just been taking a break while I had a bit on
Not disappeared for ever, and thinking of making my comeback soon
Good a few good things saved up and ready to go 😁
w.
Ned Kelly and his gang are iconic figures here in South Eastern Australia
(Chopper Reid is a much more recent violent criminal with a larger than life personality)
(Chopper Reid is a much more recent violent criminal with a larger than life personality)
August 11, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Ned Kelly and his gang are iconic figures here in South Eastern Australia
(Chopper Reid is a much more recent violent criminal with a larger than life personality)
(Chopper Reid is a much more recent violent criminal with a larger than life personality)
Two more . . .
It is tough because no one is making runs on these pitches
But I think he probably needs to go back to state cricket and try to earn a spot again
Call up a couple of the other openers who have been on the edge of selection
It is tough because no one is making runs on these pitches
But I think he probably needs to go back to state cricket and try to earn a spot again
Call up a couple of the other openers who have been on the edge of selection
July 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Two more . . .
It is tough because no one is making runs on these pitches
But I think he probably needs to go back to state cricket and try to earn a spot again
Call up a couple of the other openers who have been on the edge of selection
It is tough because no one is making runs on these pitches
But I think he probably needs to go back to state cricket and try to earn a spot again
Call up a couple of the other openers who have been on the edge of selection
This pitch wasn’t easy to bat on so we can take that into account
But it wasn’t so much that he made 3 and then was apparently dropped a couple of times on his way to 5, it’s the way he’s going about it - looks out of his depth
Needs a 100 or two classy 50s to be picked for the Ashes IMO
But it wasn’t so much that he made 3 and then was apparently dropped a couple of times on his way to 5, it’s the way he’s going about it - looks out of his depth
Needs a 100 or two classy 50s to be picked for the Ashes IMO
June 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
This pitch wasn’t easy to bat on so we can take that into account
But it wasn’t so much that he made 3 and then was apparently dropped a couple of times on his way to 5, it’s the way he’s going about it - looks out of his depth
Needs a 100 or two classy 50s to be picked for the Ashes IMO
But it wasn’t so much that he made 3 and then was apparently dropped a couple of times on his way to 5, it’s the way he’s going about it - looks out of his depth
Needs a 100 or two classy 50s to be picked for the Ashes IMO
Completely fair
Feeling rather shamefaced about my original post 😳
Feeling rather shamefaced about my original post 😳
June 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Completely fair
Feeling rather shamefaced about my original post 😳
Feeling rather shamefaced about my original post 😳
Really?
It isn’t like I’m some kind of USA fan boy
But the list had Iraq 1991 and Kuwait 1991 listed as seperate items when they were the exact same military action (against Iraq)
Surely you can see that is disingenuous?
It isn’t like I’m some kind of USA fan boy
But the list had Iraq 1991 and Kuwait 1991 listed as seperate items when they were the exact same military action (against Iraq)
Surely you can see that is disingenuous?
June 22, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Really?
It isn’t like I’m some kind of USA fan boy
But the list had Iraq 1991 and Kuwait 1991 listed as seperate items when they were the exact same military action (against Iraq)
Surely you can see that is disingenuous?
It isn’t like I’m some kind of USA fan boy
But the list had Iraq 1991 and Kuwait 1991 listed as seperate items when they were the exact same military action (against Iraq)
Surely you can see that is disingenuous?
Urgh
Yes
Now I feel bad
That does sound rather horrendous
I got stuck on Singapore airport for 72 hours once, which was pretty surreal
Yes
Now I feel bad
That does sound rather horrendous
I got stuck on Singapore airport for 72 hours once, which was pretty surreal
June 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Urgh
Yes
Now I feel bad
That does sound rather horrendous
I got stuck on Singapore airport for 72 hours once, which was pretty surreal
Yes
Now I feel bad
That does sound rather horrendous
I got stuck on Singapore airport for 72 hours once, which was pretty surreal
Alternative history
June 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Alternative history