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Eli Powell
@wellitseli.bsky.social
27 | Minneapolis | formerly Chapel Hill
Created https://elipowell.com/all-time-ap-poll/
Transportation planner by day
they/them
May 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
the chicago bulls
February 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
the absolute value is going up! that's good, right?
January 20, 2025 at 5:57 AM
we don't talk nearly often enough about how amazing it is that most interstates don't have a 69th milepost because people keep stealing the signs so they can own the sex number. i wonder what that DOT meeting was like. future archaeologists are gonna have a field day with this one.
January 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
just saw an apparently impaired driver barrel into the george floyd monument at 37th and Chicago at like 25 mph and then drive off like nothing happened
December 27, 2024 at 5:48 AM
watched 63 movies this year, the overwhelming majority of which were animated.

i guess i'm officially a letterboxd guy now: letterboxd.com/wellitseli/f...
Eli Powell’s film diary
Eli Powell’s film diary
letterboxd.com
December 26, 2024 at 4:54 PM
i don't think people understand just how hard the Twins celebrated Joe Mauer this year.

the team counted down the days til his induction at every home game, gave him a pregame ceremony just because, announced that he's getting a statue outside target field next year...

completely inescapable.
I love you, Minnesotans, you absolute insular weirdos.
December 10, 2024 at 4:15 PM
I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings as there's a drive into deep left by Castellanos; it will be a home run. And so that will make it a 4-0 ballgame. I dunno if I'm gonna be purchasing this coin again. I dunno if it's gonna be for my kids or my retirement fund. I want to apolog
December 5, 2024 at 11:59 PM
on my bootleg dorktown arc but this is nuts
December 5, 2024 at 6:42 AM
Scam Likely is actually my second cousin once removed. i'm visiting the fam for Thanksgiving and he's irate that everyone keeps ignoring his calls. sorry dude, not our fault your mom named you Scamuel
November 26, 2024 at 6:53 PM
looking through my archives from this date and @bddrix.bsky.social is 2-for-2 if nebraska can win on friday
November 26, 2024 at 4:05 PM
i used to dream of being on this show. used to rush home from school to be sat in front of my TV before 4pm central. bought tim cowlishaw and woody paige's books entirely because of this show. considered tony reali a role model.

and even i am surprised it lasted this long.
November 21, 2024 at 5:22 PM
first thing jon lester sees as he enters the pearly gates
November 21, 2024 at 12:41 AM
just about time for some D3 basketball #cbb
November 20, 2024 at 12:39 AM
this coupon was clearly not means tested cuz 10 likes for me would be equivalent to winning the powerball
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November 19, 2024 at 7:50 PM
they just don't make arenas like this anymore. ski-u-mah!

#cbb
November 16, 2024 at 9:00 PM
it's great that everyone agrees the nfl's overtime rules are bad, including the nfl
November 5, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Reposted by Eli Powell
There's your tension: some of us want to use the internet to meet people and learn things and have new experiences, and some of us want to use the internet as a repository for the incoherent rage that lives deep inside of us and has no outlet in polite offline society. And sometimes it's both!
October 21, 2024 at 8:36 PM
do you think shohei ohtani would pay off my student loans if i DM'd him nicely
December 9, 2023 at 8:47 PM
Reposted by Eli Powell
West St. Paul, Minnesota
Population: 19,961
Photos from Google Places API
Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_St._Paul,_Minnesota
September 20, 2023 at 6:24 PM
landmark moment for me as a new baseball fan was watching pavano and mark buehrle throw dueling complete games in 1 hour, 52 minutes, getting the game in just in time for a massive thunderstorm to hit minneapolis

this was only 13 years ago but that just doesn't happen anymore
September 7, 2023 at 11:15 AM
hello! i have no idea what i'm doing. i was hoping one of y'all did.
June 12, 2023 at 4:50 PM