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Pie Porgan, CPhT
@wellroundednut.bsky.social
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the constant dilettante™, i like pie and pipe organs. i work in a pharmacy.

wannabe funky space wizard
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December 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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by yelling at the ai prompt just a moment ago, i was able to glean that i should be able to disable that "feature." 😅

this little dot, however, won't go away unless i sign up for a samsung account.
which i *absolutely* refuse to do.
the little dot that will not go away unless i sign up for a samsung account. it hangs out right by the emoji selector, which i use often, and samsung knows that i absolutely hate seeing it and want it to go away.
December 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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oblig.
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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oh! here's the original #alttext which i had to screenshot because of bluesky's buggy applet:
video from a cell phone camera probing the inner world of a playing, low-pitch organ pipe. the fundamental frequency is approximately 32 Hz. apologies for the back and forth motion, resulting in the less-than-ideal asmr experience. we couldn't be sure where the "sweet spot" would be. we may be able to make a better video in the future
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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ohh so goood 🤤
a sliced prime rib resting on a serving plate showing the rareness
December 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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listen to this #pipeorgan #ASMR; this particular pipe is low CCC (that's a 16' fundamental wavelength — 32 Hz!) of the Contra Gamba stop:
November 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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i wish we could even turn off being prompted about ai bullshit, but as it is they're fixed on this constant alert shiit in our faces 😒🤬
emoji selector button on the android / samsung text entry mock keyboard thing showing an unwelcome and annoying little orange dot which will not go away unless i consent to unnecessary and unwanted ai bullshit
November 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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giant jesus is knockin' on the windows of the UN
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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"if it clicks and sticks it's a wicks"
a pipe organ made by wicks. they specialize in supremely underwhelming instruments
November 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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just another day in the office
interior view of a pipe organ chamber showing various types of pipes, chests and the boots of the #pipeorgan technician
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Roller Coaster Rd!!! I want to go!!! 🤩
map showing Roller Coaster Rd in pennsylvania
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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irreverent or maudlin switch
November 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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mr. pie porgan, CPhT, inside of a dark, dusty pipe organ chamber, peering out, his face partly illuminated by flashlight from below: I SEE DEAF PEOPLE
November 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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the communists are [still] coming to get us!
November 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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nobody ever asks to be followed by a portative organ player 😭
photograph of a woman playing a portative pipe organ. she is kneeling on one knee as the instrument rests on her leg. her unseen left hand operates the bellows and her right hand plays the keys of the manual. it would be exceedingly awkward to follow a person around while playing this, but i'd be willing to try. dang bagpipers got that gig locked up
November 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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google or samsung or whomever is not going to let me remove this blight until i allow them to install their ai shit, are they?
the ai blight that won't go away unless i install it. i hate them so much and they know i want that mark of blight to go away 🤬🤬🤬
October 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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bent pipes in the corner
bent pipes in the spotlight
speaking no religion
a complement of ranks of organ pipes in a swell division of a pipe organ. in the corner are bass pipes, offset from the main chest, which are too tall for the ceiling and are thus bent, or mitered, as we say.
October 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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they turned the lights back on after i turned them off to take this picture
a photograph taken from a rear choir loft balcony of a 1960s-era protestant church sanctuary room. the roof is not quite as steep as an A-frame typically is; the roof and beams are right triangles pointing to the sky. the ceiling is paneled with wooden beams of a soothing, dark tone. the support beams of the roof are of a darker color and are arrayed like compasses marching toward the viewer along the center line of the room until they pass overhead, behind and out of view. one lighting sconce hangs from each side of each ceiling beam, emitting a too-white shade of light and casting a glare upon the handsome wood paneling of the ceiling. the walls on either side of the room are low and lined with stained glass of an appropriately angular motif; the colors are vivid but the windows allow plenty of white light into the room. the carpet is of some sort of a jade green tone with some discoloration, wear and faded spots. the roomba is resting out of view by the left front exit door.
October 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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they think you should do it this in a way that is completely counterintuitive, for some reason:
October 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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pull out the plenum [of principals]!
black and white shot of a drawknob jamb of a pipe organ. these are the "stops" of the "pulling out all the stops" idiom. the focus is near-mid field so that only in the middle of the image the stop names and pitches are legible. sometimes you'll see a stop labeled "unison off;" those stops prevent the other ones from speaking at all (on their home divisions — but that's a diversion for another alt text)! but nobody ever says "PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS EXCEPT FOR THE UNISONS OFF!!!" do they?
October 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Saint Joseph with his bong in #stainedglass.
an image rendered in stained glass of saint joseph holding his bong in his left hand. he gestures for a lighter with his right hand. the colors are rich and the fine details are acid-etched. his robe is red and green with purple trim, much like that fine cheeba he's smoking in that bong of his.
September 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Saint Cecelia in #stainedglass with her #pipeorgan
an image in stained glass of saint cecelia with her pipe organ. the panel features sumptuous colors with acid-etched fine detailing. her robes are red and blue with gold trim. a green-colordd glory radiates from behind her saintly head
September 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM