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Pie Porgan, CPhT

@wellroundednut.bsky.social

610 followers 260 following 1.5K posts

the constant dilettante™, i like pie and pipe organs. i work in a pharmacy. not actually saint cecelia

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Pie Porgan, CPhT @wellroundednut.bsky.social · 2d

provide plenipotentiary power to all persons to play pipe organs

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Shoeless Jym ⚓🎮👊🇺🇲🔥 @shoelessjym.bsky.social · 2h

Never be afraid to fail, be excited to try.

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Pie Porgan, CPhT @wellroundednut.bsky.social · 4h

an opponent of maduro! i just do not understand why he would not be pleased 🤔

Pie Porgan, CPhT @wellroundednut.bsky.social · 4h

i'm guessing Liz Cheney doesn't use a mortgage

Pie Porgan, CPhT @wellroundednut.bsky.social · 4h

an opponent of maduro. surely the us administration is happy with this

Pie Porgan, CPhT @wellroundednut.bsky.social · 4h

go figure

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🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 4h

my capitalist telephonic device autocapitalizes for me help I’m being radicalized

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 5h

real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism

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Pie Porgan, CPhT @wellroundednut.bsky.social · 13h

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Pie Porgan, CPhT @wellroundednut.bsky.social · 23h

going to turn my basement bathroom into a pittsburgh potty

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 15h

It is a tale
Told by an idiot

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Pie Porgan, CPhT @wellroundednut.bsky.social · 15h

oh. that's an airport in the background

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Gary Muppet @garymuppet.bsky.social · 16h

Otherworldly whispers from another plane emanated from the abandoned cubicle, summoning the ancient evils of Windows Vista into Gary’s PC. 🎃

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Pie Porgan, CPhT @wellroundednut.bsky.social · 15h

gimme some of that wizard weed!

Pie Porgan, CPhT @wellroundednut.bsky.social · 15h

the Senate has lost all comedy

Pie Porgan, CPhT @wellroundednut.bsky.social · 17h

my favorite diversions are in the alt text

Pie Porgan, CPhT @wellroundednut.bsky.social · 17h

and i want you to know it really bothers me that this opened stock bottle, still containing tablets, is unmarked 🥴

Pie Porgan, CPhT @wellroundednut.bsky.social · 17h

it's funny because it's true dot gee eye eff

Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 20h

Dire as the stakes are, leaning into absurdist and lighthearted forms of protest seems like a great way to puncture the fantasy Trump & co are spinning to attempt to rationalize a violent crackdown.

Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 20h

As the administration goes all in on an alternate reality about portland that bears no resemblance to fact and rule of law, continuing radical (and just plain funny, ridiculing) acts of the imagination along with other ways of getting out the reality on the ground may help curb their momentum.

Pie Porgan, CPhT @wellroundednut.bsky.social · 18h

more pipe dreams.

less pulling out all the stops.

Pie Porgan, CPhT @wellroundednut.bsky.social · 18h

no ma'am, we don't have pills for you.

we have your tablets

Pie Porgan, CPhT @wellroundednut.bsky.social · 18h

we have unused, unopened, unexpired [01062027] bottles of januvia #30 and we are trying to find out how to donate them

Pie Porgan, CPhT @wellroundednut.bsky.social · 18h

discoverable, but only just so

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Pie Porgan, CPhT @wellroundednut.bsky.social · 19h

three scripts for the same language. that's very interesting!

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Pie Porgan, CPhT @wellroundednut.bsky.social · 19h

with a bidet

Pie Porgan, CPhT @wellroundednut.bsky.social · 19h

i've not watched a single non-Alex episode of jeopardy.

i just wanted to put that out there

Pie Porgan, CPhT @wellroundednut.bsky.social · 21h

chocolate "flavored"