Ham Blossom
@wendue.bsky.social
Falling down the stairs used to be a lot more fun. She/her. I love tiny pickles.
I mean, I don’t plan to die on this hill, but I will stay here and scream for a while.
#dieonthishill
#dieonthishill
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I mean, I don’t plan to die on this hill, but I will stay here and scream for a while.
#dieonthishill
#dieonthishill
I was so ready for #HotGirlSummer to be over, with all my knee pain and surgeries and broken patella. All that heat could lead to a not-so-fresh feeling, and I couldn’t plié at all. Bring on the cooler temps. 🍁🍃🍂🍁
a little girl is wearing a pink tutu and white shoes
ALT: a little girl is wearing a pink tutu and white shoes
media.tenor.com
September 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I was so ready for #HotGirlSummer to be over, with all my knee pain and surgeries and broken patella. All that heat could lead to a not-so-fresh feeling, and I couldn’t plié at all. Bring on the cooler temps. 🍁🍃🍂🍁
Hear me out: Trump is NOT a pdeophile.
He’s an #ephebophile.
He wants adolescents; pedophiles abuse children 11 and under.
Look it up.
He’s an #ephebophile.
He wants adolescents; pedophiles abuse children 11 and under.
Look it up.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Hear me out: Trump is NOT a pdeophile.
He’s an #ephebophile.
He wants adolescents; pedophiles abuse children 11 and under.
Look it up.
He’s an #ephebophile.
He wants adolescents; pedophiles abuse children 11 and under.
Look it up.
August 10, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Whenever my health insurance company asks me to spell my name, I now make sure to say, “L as in Luigi.”
#healthcareforall
#healthcareforall
June 18, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Whenever my health insurance company asks me to spell my name, I now make sure to say, “L as in Luigi.”
#healthcareforall
#healthcareforall
Smoose had barely started his bug duty shift. He wasn’t interested in the spider on the ceiling, even after lifting him up. I used the laser pointer to point it out. This disoriented it & he fell off the ceiling and is on the ground. I’m rethinking my life choices while my feet are up off the floor.
June 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Smoose had barely started his bug duty shift. He wasn’t interested in the spider on the ceiling, even after lifting him up. I used the laser pointer to point it out. This disoriented it & he fell off the ceiling and is on the ground. I’m rethinking my life choices while my feet are up off the floor.
When I was a very young child, I thought people came into the world as either adults or children. I wished I had come into the world as an adult.
I wasn’t a very smart kid.
I wasn’t a very smart kid.
June 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
When I was a very young child, I thought people came into the world as either adults or children. I wished I had come into the world as an adult.
I wasn’t a very smart kid.
I wasn’t a very smart kid.
I told my snuggling cat it was too early in the morning for his stinky farts.
His response: standing and waving his butt around. Is this any way to treat someone recovering from major surgery?
#manners #smellycat
His response: standing and waving his butt around. Is this any way to treat someone recovering from major surgery?
#manners #smellycat
April 29, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I told my snuggling cat it was too early in the morning for his stinky farts.
His response: standing and waving his butt around. Is this any way to treat someone recovering from major surgery?
#manners #smellycat
His response: standing and waving his butt around. Is this any way to treat someone recovering from major surgery?
#manners #smellycat
I offered my cat a tiny bit of cheese to share from my dinner. He was so moved and touched that he tried to share his entire tail with my cheesy potatoes.
#Caturday
#Caturday
April 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I offered my cat a tiny bit of cheese to share from my dinner. He was so moved and touched that he tried to share his entire tail with my cheesy potatoes.
#Caturday
#Caturday
If you tell someone she is bad, it’s not a good thing.
If you tell her she’s an ass, also not a good thing.
BUT, but if you call her a bad ass, it’s a compliment.
English is weird. #badass #badassbitch
If you tell her she’s an ass, also not a good thing.
BUT, but if you call her a bad ass, it’s a compliment.
English is weird. #badass #badassbitch
April 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
If you tell someone she is bad, it’s not a good thing.
If you tell her she’s an ass, also not a good thing.
BUT, but if you call her a bad ass, it’s a compliment.
English is weird. #badass #badassbitch
If you tell her she’s an ass, also not a good thing.
BUT, but if you call her a bad ass, it’s a compliment.
English is weird. #badass #badassbitch
Blame it on the ‘nip. Or because it’s 3 AM. Smoose never gets the shared brain cell, so he has no idea. #caturday #catsofbluesky
April 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Blame it on the ‘nip. Or because it’s 3 AM. Smoose never gets the shared brain cell, so he has no idea. #caturday #catsofbluesky
This is what happens when you eliminate DEI so mediocre white men can keep their power. Let’s Benghazi the shit of of this.
#SignalGate
#SignalGate
March 28, 2025 at 5:07 AM
This is what happens when you eliminate DEI so mediocre white men can keep their power. Let’s Benghazi the shit of of this.
#SignalGate
#SignalGate
March 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Reposted by Ham Blossom
Auchincloss: "Zelenskyy flew to Washington, but he walked into the Kremlin."
March 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Auchincloss: "Zelenskyy flew to Washington, but he walked into the Kremlin."
United States of Russia USR
Loosely United States of Russia LUSR (sounds like “loser”)
#dictator #presidentmusk #melonfelon #tyranny #resisttyranny #resisttrump #sos #krasnov
Loosely United States of Russia LUSR (sounds like “loser”)
#dictator #presidentmusk #melonfelon #tyranny #resisttyranny #resisttrump #sos #krasnov
February 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
United States of Russia USR
Loosely United States of Russia LUSR (sounds like “loser”)
#dictator #presidentmusk #melonfelon #tyranny #resisttyranny #resisttrump #sos #krasnov
Loosely United States of Russia LUSR (sounds like “loser”)
#dictator #presidentmusk #melonfelon #tyranny #resisttyranny #resisttrump #sos #krasnov
Reposted by Ham Blossom
Men are too “hysterical and emotional” to run our government 🧐🆘🇺🇸
February 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Men are too “hysterical and emotional” to run our government 🧐🆘🇺🇸
Allow me to introduce Smoose the spokescat, as he begins his new career for his own refreshing beverage.
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#catsofbluesky #cats #juice #beverage #gingercat #spokescat #smoose #smoosejuice #random #funny #silly #gingercats #gingercatsofbluesky
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#catsofbluesky #cats #juice #beverage #gingercat #spokescat #smoose #smoosejuice #random #funny #silly #gingercats #gingercatsofbluesky
February 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Allow me to introduce Smoose the spokescat, as he begins his new career for his own refreshing beverage.
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#catsofbluesky #cats #juice #beverage #gingercat #spokescat #smoose #smoosejuice #random #funny #silly #gingercats #gingercatsofbluesky
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#catsofbluesky #cats #juice #beverage #gingercat #spokescat #smoose #smoosejuice #random #funny #silly #gingercats #gingercatsofbluesky
Reporting for duty
When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.
February 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Reporting for duty
Reposted by Ham Blossom
This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.
January 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
This is awesome. From a custom knife forging shop in Edom, Texas.
January 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I am hesitant to tie the knot with my beau, because it would be a mixed marriage. He uses Android and I am dedicated to iPhone.
January 13, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I am hesitant to tie the knot with my beau, because it would be a mixed marriage. He uses Android and I am dedicated to iPhone.
Ingo and my feet are ready for the Ohio State playoff game in two days. The rest of me probably needs some snacks before being ready. O-H
#psychoticbuckeyefan
#psychoticbuckeyefan
December 31, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Ingo and my feet are ready for the Ohio State playoff game in two days. The rest of me probably needs some snacks before being ready. O-H
#psychoticbuckeyefan
#psychoticbuckeyefan
December 28, 2024 at 12:42 AM
The reason so many women’s clothes don’t have pockets is because the fashion industry is controlled by Big Handbag.
December 23, 2024 at 5:18 AM
The reason so many women’s clothes don’t have pockets is because the fashion industry is controlled by Big Handbag.
I dunno, but they’ll all be fiction and coloring books.
I wonder what books the ‘Trump Presidential Library’ is going to buy with the $15 million settlement with ABC?
December 16, 2024 at 12:34 AM
I dunno, but they’ll all be fiction and coloring books.