Well, now I’m just sobbing. Thank you Laura Gilpin. You are missed.

This is who Elon Musk really is. Don’t buy a Tesla.

Location: Tesla European HQ, Amsterdam.

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Right. Parsnips don't peel theirselves

It just takes a few hours at a conference in London to make me feel like a Shropshire hobbit. #whatpopulationcrisis

The nearest I get to festive is telling the Starbucks guy that my name is Rudolf...