Strange Wumpus 🔞
@werewumpus.bsky.social
26 yrs queer [he/they] officially down to 2 braincells
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18+/21+ MDNI 🔞
NSFW account, be warned
I repost what I like (respectfully)
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18+/21+ MDNI 🔞
NSFW account, be warned
I repost what I like (respectfully)
Nothing beats a cart and seltzer in the morning
January 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Nothing beats a cart and seltzer in the morning
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In the mood to take a nap while someone munches on my rug
Will I actually nap? No probably not but it sounds delightful doesn't it
Will I actually nap? No probably not but it sounds delightful doesn't it
January 12, 2026 at 6:07 PM
In the mood to take a nap while someone munches on my rug
Will I actually nap? No probably not but it sounds delightful doesn't it
Will I actually nap? No probably not but it sounds delightful doesn't it
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Can anyone help with 50 for my testosterone? I’m about 6 months late on it and would love to start it up again and feel normal!
CA AND PP: $/transboyy
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CA AND PP: $/transboyy
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January 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Can anyone help with 50 for my testosterone? I’m about 6 months late on it and would love to start it up again and feel normal!
CA AND PP: $/transboyy
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CA AND PP: $/transboyy
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Sub to access thousands of exclusive photos and full masturbation videos! I offer a couple extras (including b/g tape) but almost all my content is included with the sub!
I deeply appreciate everyone who supports by subbing and also just by interacting if a sub isn’t in the budget rn! 🩷
I deeply appreciate everyone who supports by subbing and also just by interacting if a sub isn’t in the budget rn! 🩷
January 9, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Sub to access thousands of exclusive photos and full masturbation videos! I offer a couple extras (including b/g tape) but almost all my content is included with the sub!
I deeply appreciate everyone who supports by subbing and also just by interacting if a sub isn’t in the budget rn! 🩷
I deeply appreciate everyone who supports by subbing and also just by interacting if a sub isn’t in the budget rn! 🩷
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I love my satisfer pro bc of the added boner euphoria 🙂↔️🍆
January 9, 2026 at 6:00 AM
I love my satisfer pro bc of the added boner euphoria 🙂↔️🍆
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Oops need help surviving 🫠 💙
If you want a commission for February/March, here's a form
forms.gle/cX3uvq1u7AhZ...
(you can also DM me)
If you want a commission for February/March, here's a form
forms.gle/cX3uvq1u7AhZ...
(you can also DM me)
January 5, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Oops need help surviving 🫠 💙
If you want a commission for February/March, here's a form
forms.gle/cX3uvq1u7AhZ...
(you can also DM me)
If you want a commission for February/March, here's a form
forms.gle/cX3uvq1u7AhZ...
(you can also DM me)
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my new year’s resolution is to be an even bigger slut
January 1, 2026 at 1:47 PM
my new year’s resolution is to be an even bigger slut
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When your roomie gets horny, you have to help them out~ even if you’re in the middle of a match 🥵
December 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
When your roomie gets horny, you have to help them out~ even if you’re in the middle of a match 🥵
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put your face between my thighs and lmk if you still have a crush on me
December 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
put your face between my thighs and lmk if you still have a crush on me
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December 15, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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POV: Cumming my brains out 💦🥴
December 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
POV: Cumming my brains out 💦🥴
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Gentle reminder odds are like 90% of the sex workers you follow and jerk off to are perpetually broke and struggling to pay for food and housing. If you appreciate their work, tipping or subbing to their paid sites is literally the best thing u can do. (Short of a million dollar check that is)
December 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Gentle reminder odds are like 90% of the sex workers you follow and jerk off to are perpetually broke and struggling to pay for food and housing. If you appreciate their work, tipping or subbing to their paid sites is literally the best thing u can do. (Short of a million dollar check that is)
All I want for Christmas is for all the homies to be housed
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
All I want for Christmas is for all the homies to be housed
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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beating the male-gaze allegations by making porn that passes the Bechdel test. 🫡
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
beating the male-gaze allegations by making porn that passes the Bechdel test. 🫡