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J-Dawg 5000
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@joereid.bsky.social Another day, another "Joey loves abusers puzzle"
August 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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that makes sense considering you're both abuse apologists.
joereid.bsky.social Joe Reid @joereid.bsky.social · Jul 3
One thing I will always do is stop scrolling to watch a Keke Palmer compilation.
July 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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@joereid.bsky.social Wow! You even got your co-workers doing it!
July 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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@joereid.bsky.social This is just getting embarrassing at this point. Joey slept through MeToo i guess.
July 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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@joereid.bsky.social Ah! A sex pest AND an abusive murderer? You really outdid yourself this time Joey!
July 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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@joereid.bsky.social What is your insistence on putting predators in your games? Are you looking to get a gig at the Daily Wire or something?
July 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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@joereid.bsky.social

You just can't not include this rapist in your puzzles, can ya?
June 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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The End of Violence

5 out of 5 Griffith Observatory secret bases📽️
February 14, 2025 at 7:22 AM
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Conclave

5 out of 5 papal espresso machines 📽️
February 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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Energy request: this is the energy id like to see going forward if you can find it within. Thanks to all
February 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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It Happened One Night

5 out of 5 Walls of Jericho 📽️
February 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Raiders of the Lost Ark

5 out of 5 melted n*zis 📽️
February 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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The Color of Pomegranates

5 out of 5 exterior book walls 📽️
February 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Trafic

5 out of 5 electric razor horns. 📽️
parking lot of 70s cars.
February 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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THX 1138

5 out of 5 jerk off tubes 📽️
February 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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The Linguini Incident.

5 out of 5 underwater escapes 📽️
Marlee Matlin with big hair and a gun pointing in her face.
February 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Peter Falk & Momo.

(momo has bangs)
Picture of Peter Falk smoking a cigarette next to Momo from Twice holding a baseball.
January 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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*Robert Osborne voice*📽️

"Gene Kelly is short for Va-geen Kelly"
December 7, 2023 at 11:21 PM
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Liv agar
November 20, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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Q: This year, what is the only Oscar nominated film that can also describe ordering food at a restaurant?

A: Nyad!

*I heard this joke in a dream 📽️
March 4, 2024 at 7:08 PM
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Watching The Game Awards and all these games look bad and exactly the same!
December 8, 2023 at 3:15 AM
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*Robert Osborne voice*📽️

"Gene Kelly is short for Va-geen Kelly"
December 7, 2023 at 11:21 PM
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In honor of nu-Garf, i drew a picture of trans Garfield for you all to enjoy.
Sketchy drawing of a bipedal Garfield in front of a light pink and blue background that resembles the Trans Pride flag.
November 14, 2023 at 7:45 PM
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Wings of Desire (1987)

5 out of 5 Peter Falks as Peter Falks. 📽️
Peter Falk squinting into the distance in an empty lot.
September 17, 2023 at 4:03 AM
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After Hours (1985)

5 out of 5 books about burn victims. 📽️
Griffin Dunne in After Hours looking at a wall drawing of a shark biting a man’s penis.
September 17, 2023 at 4:02 AM