Weston Bear
@westonbear.bsky.social
Captain Weston OverSea: The Urse with the Verse from Weston Super Mare; living in Cheshire with his adopted family. Well. They do GOOD food and provide Weston's Cider 😄👍
We haven't seen it, but the warning is heeded, thank you 🤗
Mind you, here's my old pinned picture😄😄😄😄
Mind you, here's my old pinned picture😄😄😄😄
March 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
We haven't seen it, but the warning is heeded, thank you 🤗
Mind you, here's my old pinned picture😄😄😄😄
Mind you, here's my old pinned picture😄😄😄😄
Wheeeee!
I do love a nice slo-mo slide, Bears😄😄😄
I do love a nice slo-mo slide, Bears😄😄😄
March 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Wheeeee!
I do love a nice slo-mo slide, Bears😄😄😄
I do love a nice slo-mo slide, Bears😄😄😄
Chips, you sayyy... Mmmmmm.
Do they cook them with proper lard? 😁
We had a dig through boss's files and found the picture.
He created a CGI set so that the reflections in the glass were correct!
Do they cook them with proper lard? 😁
We had a dig through boss's files and found the picture.
He created a CGI set so that the reflections in the glass were correct!
February 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Chips, you sayyy... Mmmmmm.
Do they cook them with proper lard? 😁
We had a dig through boss's files and found the picture.
He created a CGI set so that the reflections in the glass were correct!
Do they cook them with proper lard? 😁
We had a dig through boss's files and found the picture.
He created a CGI set so that the reflections in the glass were correct!
Here we are, Boss!
The halva you were looking for – I assume the usual finder's fee applies?
The halva you were looking for – I assume the usual finder's fee applies?
February 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Here we are, Boss!
The halva you were looking for – I assume the usual finder's fee applies?
The halva you were looking for – I assume the usual finder's fee applies?
Our bespoke pudding designers have been at it AGAIN, Bears😄😄😄
February 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Our bespoke pudding designers have been at it AGAIN, Bears😄😄😄
Oh HO!
Bears, it's a monoculture fruit salad AND it comes with a spiffy food-prep fur net 😄😄😄
Bears, it's a monoculture fruit salad AND it comes with a spiffy food-prep fur net 😄😄😄
February 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Oh HO!
Bears, it's a monoculture fruit salad AND it comes with a spiffy food-prep fur net 😄😄😄
Bears, it's a monoculture fruit salad AND it comes with a spiffy food-prep fur net 😄😄😄
Fortunately, the parcel was handed over after activation of the Weston's Whacker, but before final deployment.
There were some difficulties when we used to have the ketchup cannon, you see.
There were some difficulties when we used to have the ketchup cannon, you see.
February 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Fortunately, the parcel was handed over after activation of the Weston's Whacker, but before final deployment.
There were some difficulties when we used to have the ketchup cannon, you see.
There were some difficulties when we used to have the ketchup cannon, you see.
Hello... That IS my parcel, ISN'T it?
February 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Hello... That IS my parcel, ISN'T it?
"The String & Octopus Guide to Parenthood" — Colin Bowles
"Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems: first buy an
octopus and a string bag. Attempt to put the octopus into the string bag so that none of the arms hang out."
"Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems: first buy an
octopus and a string bag. Attempt to put the octopus into the string bag so that none of the arms hang out."
January 30, 2025 at 9:46 AM
"The String & Octopus Guide to Parenthood" — Colin Bowles
"Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems: first buy an
octopus and a string bag. Attempt to put the octopus into the string bag so that none of the arms hang out."
"Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems: first buy an
octopus and a string bag. Attempt to put the octopus into the string bag so that none of the arms hang out."
Not many Bears think to coordinate their jelly with their scarf 😄
January 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Not many Bears think to coordinate their jelly with their scarf 😄
Even a table. That's stylish!
Hey. See if you can have a go with any power tools about the place... 😄
Hey. See if you can have a go with any power tools about the place... 😄
January 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Even a table. That's stylish!
Hey. See if you can have a go with any power tools about the place... 😄
Hey. See if you can have a go with any power tools about the place... 😄
@crtoby.bsky.social and Bears! how am i doing?
Lobster impression!
Lobster impression!
January 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
@crtoby.bsky.social and Bears! how am i doing?
Lobster impression!
Lobster impression!
Koala impression, Bears! 😄😄😄
January 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Koala impression, Bears! 😄😄😄
Bears, I'm going to need a NET!
It's that blooming Friar Furtoe flitting about the place. Again!
It's that blooming Friar Furtoe flitting about the place. Again!
January 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Bears, I'm going to need a NET!
It's that blooming Friar Furtoe flitting about the place. Again!
It's that blooming Friar Furtoe flitting about the place. Again!
It's in the JELLY BABIES, Bears!!
January 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It's in the JELLY BABIES, Bears!!
Lol, Bears!
WARNING: Sleep Mask Testing In Progress.
Disturb Participants At Your Own Risk!
WARNING: Sleep Mask Testing In Progress.
Disturb Participants At Your Own Risk!
January 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Lol, Bears!
WARNING: Sleep Mask Testing In Progress.
Disturb Participants At Your Own Risk!
WARNING: Sleep Mask Testing In Progress.
Disturb Participants At Your Own Risk!
Oi! What's that?
Bears, I was about to do Quality Control on this egg custard, when suddenly A Figure In A Black Cowl arrived to menace the side of chips!!!
Bears, I was about to do Quality Control on this egg custard, when suddenly A Figure In A Black Cowl arrived to menace the side of chips!!!
December 30, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Oi! What's that?
Bears, I was about to do Quality Control on this egg custard, when suddenly A Figure In A Black Cowl arrived to menace the side of chips!!!
Bears, I was about to do Quality Control on this egg custard, when suddenly A Figure In A Black Cowl arrived to menace the side of chips!!!
Curiouser and curiouser!
This figure in black has started to flit around the place, Bears 😱
This figure in black has started to flit around the place, Bears 😱
December 30, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Curiouser and curiouser!
This figure in black has started to flit around the place, Bears 😱
This figure in black has started to flit around the place, Bears 😱
Hello, Bears, this was an enORmous gnome-type bro* we met at a garden centre, today 🤗🤗🤗
*Giant Bobbin Gonk, apparently?
*Giant Bobbin Gonk, apparently?
December 30, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Hello, Bears, this was an enORmous gnome-type bro* we met at a garden centre, today 🤗🤗🤗
*Giant Bobbin Gonk, apparently?
*Giant Bobbin Gonk, apparently?
"You're crackers," I said.
December 30, 2024 at 8:20 PM
"You're crackers," I said.
Ta Dah!
So. The angel who was up here called down when I started to climb:
Angel: Oi, Bear, what y'doing?
Me: I'm coming up to eat some apples.
Angel: don't be daft, this is a pine tree. You don't get apples in pine trees.
Me: 's ok, I'm bringing my own!
So. The angel who was up here called down when I started to climb:
Angel: Oi, Bear, what y'doing?
Me: I'm coming up to eat some apples.
Angel: don't be daft, this is a pine tree. You don't get apples in pine trees.
Me: 's ok, I'm bringing my own!
December 29, 2024 at 9:14 AM
Ta Dah!
So. The angel who was up here called down when I started to climb:
Angel: Oi, Bear, what y'doing?
Me: I'm coming up to eat some apples.
Angel: don't be daft, this is a pine tree. You don't get apples in pine trees.
Me: 's ok, I'm bringing my own!
So. The angel who was up here called down when I started to climb:
Angel: Oi, Bear, what y'doing?
Me: I'm coming up to eat some apples.
Angel: don't be daft, this is a pine tree. You don't get apples in pine trees.
Me: 's ok, I'm bringing my own!
It's pronounced 'Grrr King', honest 😄😄😄
December 28, 2024 at 6:51 PM
It's pronounced 'Grrr King', honest 😄😄😄
Not MUSHROOM in here, Bears!
(Somebody has eaten them all)
(Somebody has eaten them all)
December 28, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Not MUSHROOM in here, Bears!
(Somebody has eaten them all)
(Somebody has eaten them all)
