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Captain Weston OverSea: The Urse with the Verse from Weston Super Mare; living in Cheshire with his adopted family. Well. They do GOOD food and provide Weston's Cider 😄👍
Pinned
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Take care! Have you ever read this book? It is quite a warning on the possible dangers of tobogganing for bears.
March 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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#fabulamurina (mouse story) 409
quam inopinatum (How unexpected)! Silvius cubum casei inspicit (Silvius inspects a block of cheese). subito mus ē gummis elasticā facta exsilit (Suddenly a rubber mouse springs out)!
March 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Wheeeee!

I do love a nice slo-mo slide, Bears😄😄😄
March 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Here we are, Boss!
The halva you were looking for – I assume the usual finder's fee applies?
February 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Our bespoke pudding designers have been at it AGAIN, Bears😄😄😄
February 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Oh HO!
Bears, it's a monoculture fruit salad AND it comes with a spiffy food-prep fur net 😄😄😄
February 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Fortunately, the parcel was handed over after activation of the Weston's Whacker, but before final deployment.
There were some difficulties when we used to have the ketchup cannon, you see.
February 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Hello... That IS my parcel, ISN'T it?
February 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Morning.
January 31, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Well we cut open the Bara Brith this morning (Mum want to freeze some) and she did let me help with my knife. Don't think I could have power tools!! It tastes very good btw!!
January 28, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Not many Bears think to coordinate their jelly with their scarf 😄
January 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Morning @westonbear.bsky.social ! Thanks to your encouragement Mum is letting me help make some Bara Brith today. I've checked my recipes and now I'm making sure the fruit has soaked up all the tea. Hope it turns out well 🤞. Your pal Eric Bear x
January 26, 2025 at 10:56 AM
@crtoby.bsky.social and Bears! how am i doing?
Lobster impression!
January 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Koala impression, Bears! 😄😄😄
January 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Bears, I'm going to need a NET!

It's that blooming Friar Furtoe flitting about the place. Again!
January 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It's in the JELLY BABIES, Bears!!
January 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Lol, Bears!

WARNING: Sleep Mask Testing In Progress.
Disturb Participants At Your Own Risk!
January 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Oi! What's that?
Bears, I was about to do Quality Control on this egg custard, when suddenly A Figure In A Black Cowl arrived to menace the side of chips!!!
December 30, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Curiouser and curiouser!

This figure in black has started to flit around the place, Bears 😱
December 30, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Hello, Bears, this was an enORmous gnome-type bro* we met at a garden centre, today 🤗🤗🤗

*Giant Bobbin Gonk, apparently?
December 30, 2024 at 8:27 PM
"You're crackers," I said.
December 30, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Ta Dah!
So. The angel who was up here called down when I started to climb:

Angel: Oi, Bear, what y'doing?

Me: I'm coming up to eat some apples.

Angel: don't be daft, this is a pine tree. You don't get apples in pine trees.

Me: 's ok, I'm bringing my own!
December 29, 2024 at 9:14 AM
It's pronounced 'Grrr King', honest 😄😄😄
December 28, 2024 at 6:51 PM
Not MUSHROOM in here, Bears!
(Somebody has eaten them all)
December 28, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Ready!
December 26, 2024 at 12:05 PM