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In 1994 there was a tragic accident that resulted in the death of my friend Franklin Jernendau. Ever since that accident, I have been continuously been having sex with his wife and daughter. I miss you Franklin. You were my friend. #RIP
"I'm going to kill myself on stage"
"Wow you are the saddest person ever"
"I'm going to kill myself on stage"
"Wow you are the saddest person ever"