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derpyglomp
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Loving, Caring, and Devoted father of 5 and Grandfather of 9. Here to spread Positivity across the internet! Please Reach out so I can show you pictures of my small and humble Pennsylvania Family!

Follow me on twitter! @wetbackwarlord or @ILUVWHITEPUZZY
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😃Hello! Welcome to my Page! Lemme tell you all about myself.

In 1994 there was a tragic accident that resulted in the death of my friend Franklin Jernendau. Ever since that accident, I have been continuously been having sex with his wife and daughter. I miss you Franklin. You were my friend. #RIP
hola blue sky
November 3, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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yeah shes a brick . . . house
March 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
ATM stands for at the money. I didn't know that!
November 3, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Man... the goyim have gone CRAZY! o.O
November 3, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Would you trust a brotha named lecherous larry save the west
October 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Who china fuck
October 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
You would hear more about me if my name was something along the lines of Philomon.
October 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
50 students were asked to visualize the apprentice seeking experience and all 50 killed themselves. Wow.
October 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I saw yodel kid today and i got so happy i ran over and i said hi im your biggest fan but his mom was there and she pepper sprayed me and it hurt so bad. Never meet your heros.
October 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I am running on a platform
October 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
October 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Yes im Turkish. Yes I'm Mexican. Yes im a Fulani from the Immamate of Fuuta Jallon. & yes of course im fucking aryan. We exist. We thrive. We LOVE George Bush & the people who gave their life defending our country against the infamous communist saddam hussein. We would not be here today without them
October 17, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I have not recognized a single election since the 2nd electing of George W. Bush and i will not recognize another until George W. Bush dies. Our union needs strong leadership against the terror of the Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein and they stopped Bush before we saved the country.
October 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
i dont get it can you explain this to me? Im scared.
October 17, 2025 at 9:26 PM
i have oil money and oil bitches and oil reserves from my property in the united arab emirates stored at Jebel Hafeet that the government keeps away from me so white men can have picnics there. And thats okay.
October 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
no
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
youtu.be/38jNrw-rouo?...

Listen to this song for me.
George Homeh - Mokhnean
YouTube video by Assyrian Oldies
youtu.be
October 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
i eat the souls of the damned and dookie them out my butthole
October 5, 2025 at 11:52 AM
"How old are you?"
"I'm going to kill myself on stage"
"Wow you are the saddest person ever"
a young boy in a suit is holding a microphone in front of a red background
ALT: a young boy in a suit is holding a microphone in front of a red background
media.tenor.com
October 5, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Your post was sent
September 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
im so fucking jealous
September 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
September 15, 2025 at 4:08 AM
blueskee
September 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Slinging hella dope rn
September 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Coffee spelled backwards is eeffoc. Which is funny.
September 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM