mike
@wetlick.bsky.social
32, faggot in toronto. like a lot of nerd shit.
Really is nothing like a little group sex at the bathhouse to put your head back on straight.
December 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Really is nothing like a little group sex at the bathhouse to put your head back on straight.
Really love that the cunts in charge of fining poor people for skipping bus fare are called POOs
December 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Really love that the cunts in charge of fining poor people for skipping bus fare are called POOs
Time for bear day at the tubs 🛁
December 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Time for bear day at the tubs 🛁
Vamos from Dark Souls 1 is truly peak character design because he is a skeleton with a bone beard.
December 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Vamos from Dark Souls 1 is truly peak character design because he is a skeleton with a bone beard.
Good fucking riddance to the queen leaving drag race canada. What an absolute turd. Her little revelation about being in the military made me wanna barf. One thing I do not want my drag queens to serve is imperial hegemony.
December 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Good fucking riddance to the queen leaving drag race canada. What an absolute turd. Her little revelation about being in the military made me wanna barf. One thing I do not want my drag queens to serve is imperial hegemony.
The Ontario conservative party sent me a robotext asking for support so I took them to both send them a nasty email and leave a voicemail telling them to kill themselves.
December 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
The Ontario conservative party sent me a robotext asking for support so I took them to both send them a nasty email and leave a voicemail telling them to kill themselves.
One of my favorite things to do when I'm bored and clapping is happening, is to try to be the last clap. Every once in a while someone else is trying to do the same thing and it goes on uncomfortably long.
I think the percentage of applause that I’ve done that’s genuine is less than 2% the rest is “everyone else is clapping I guess I’m supposed to”
December 20, 2025 at 5:15 AM
One of my favorite things to do when I'm bored and clapping is happening, is to try to be the last clap. Every once in a while someone else is trying to do the same thing and it goes on uncomfortably long.
Nothing better than when a dickhead in a car zooms past the opening streetcar doors, then gets stuck at a red so I have a chance to run up, slam on their window and yell at them.
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Nothing better than when a dickhead in a car zooms past the opening streetcar doors, then gets stuck at a red so I have a chance to run up, slam on their window and yell at them.
Nobody cares, the meaningless brag is annoying, and the NYT is a shitheap. But. I still want to post my crossword stats on here. One day I will get a sub 2min Monday.
December 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Nobody cares, the meaningless brag is annoying, and the NYT is a shitheap. But. I still want to post my crossword stats on here. One day I will get a sub 2min Monday.
There's a sushi place that just opened in my neighborhood after being under construction for like half a year. I haven't tried it yet, but it's expensive, staffed entirely by white people, sells cream cheese rolls (🤮) and all the copy on their website is obviously AI generated. Yuck.
December 15, 2025 at 7:58 AM
There's a sushi place that just opened in my neighborhood after being under construction for like half a year. I haven't tried it yet, but it's expensive, staffed entirely by white people, sells cream cheese rolls (🤮) and all the copy on their website is obviously AI generated. Yuck.
Dude from NJ with the screen name "hairy masc 4 masc" messaged me on Scruff, I said no thanks sis, and then he outed himself as a Trump supporter and had a hissy fit. How do these people exist! Death penalty.
December 14, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Dude from NJ with the screen name "hairy masc 4 masc" messaged me on Scruff, I said no thanks sis, and then he outed himself as a Trump supporter and had a hissy fit. How do these people exist! Death penalty.
My tits and my thighs hurt and its very upsetting. Who do I call to complain about this?
I pushed through the urges to shoot myself and did my first workout and drank a gross protein shake. That's it right? I get big muscles now? Right?
I wanna start working out but the process of figuring out a routine of exercises and thinking about what to eat before/after and all that shit makes me suicidal. Help!
December 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My tits and my thighs hurt and its very upsetting. Who do I call to complain about this?
I pushed through the urges to shoot myself and did my first workout and drank a gross protein shake. That's it right? I get big muscles now? Right?
I wanna start working out but the process of figuring out a routine of exercises and thinking about what to eat before/after and all that shit makes me suicidal. Help!
December 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I pushed through the urges to shoot myself and did my first workout and drank a gross protein shake. That's it right? I get big muscles now? Right?
I wanna start working out but the process of figuring out a routine of exercises and thinking about what to eat before/after and all that shit makes me suicidal. Help!
December 11, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I wanna start working out but the process of figuring out a routine of exercises and thinking about what to eat before/after and all that shit makes me suicidal. Help!
Hangin out with lil baby Tater
December 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Hangin out with lil baby Tater
Honestly didn't think I spent quite that long on Midnight Suns. Solid game though.
December 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Honestly didn't think I spent quite that long on Midnight Suns. Solid game though.
Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair was great to see in theatres. But we stayed for the post credits and it was the stupid Fortnite short he made, complete slop.
December 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair was great to see in theatres. But we stayed for the post credits and it was the stupid Fortnite short he made, complete slop.
Jesus, when I said internet perverts I was joking, where did all these porn accounts come from? Ick.
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Jesus, when I said internet perverts I was joking, where did all these porn accounts come from? Ick.
Skate games are usually not my thing but this looks like exactly my flavor of weird and the Blood Cultures soundtrack is tight.
Skate Story | OUT DECEMBER 8 🛹
YouTube video by DevolverDigital
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Skate games are usually not my thing but this looks like exactly my flavor of weird and the Blood Cultures soundtrack is tight.