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🍖SHORTRIB🍖 @shortrib.bsky.social · 15h

320# wings double fried and 60 quarts of fish sauce caramel to make these wings happen the other day. Sweet salty funky and so good

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🍖SHORTRIB🍖 @shortrib.bsky.social · 15h

Commander. I play a little standard on arena but I don’t know many folks that play 40 card formats these days

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🍖SHORTRIB🍖 @shortrib.bsky.social · 1d

C’mere coach, got something for ya

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🍖SHORTRIB🍖 @shortrib.bsky.social · 1d

Yes it is difficult to walk past a full speed rack of sugar bacon 100 times a day without taking a piece. I’m very strong and brave (I had one piece)

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🍖SHORTRIB🍖 @shortrib.bsky.social · 1d

Due to inflation “millionaires bacon” has been reduced to “non-existent middle class bacon” :(

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🍖SHORTRIB🍖 @shortrib.bsky.social · 7d

Today’s fit: bassist in a hardcore band

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🍖SHORTRIB🍖 @shortrib.bsky.social · 7d

With a potato and carrot Japanese curry

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🍖SHORTRIB🍖 @shortrib.bsky.social · 8d

Frankenstein’s Cutlet

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🍖SHORTRIB🍖 @shortrib.bsky.social · 8d

Look at these fuckin monsters

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🍖SHORTRIB🍖 @shortrib.bsky.social · 10d

This was really unexpectedly great. The world felt so big, and rich without feeling overly exposition-y. Goblin wars, great folklore-like magic, a fantastic pantheon, and grand adventure.

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🍖SHORTRIB🍖 @shortrib.bsky.social · 13d

Please don’t ask me anything about baseball 😩

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🍖SHORTRIB🍖 @shortrib.bsky.social · 15d

Signs of a good bar

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🍖SHORTRIB🍖 @shortrib.bsky.social · 15d

I made like 30 at various temps and batter thicknesses. So I guess I’m somewhat of a scientist myself.

The less uniform ones were actually my favorite, they had a crispy exterior from a thicker batter and higher heat👌🏻

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🍖SHORTRIB🍖 @shortrib.bsky.social · 15d

Got that dog in me (also I never realized but corn dogs are kind of a pain to make)

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🍖SHORTRIB🍖 @shortrib.bsky.social · 17d

[The bleary-eyed, mad wizard shuffles through various powders, reagents, and elixirs in his cramped laboratory, toiling at an angry steam-powered machine to create a single goddamn Potion of Energy]

It’s literally just me making coffee

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