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320# wings double fried and 60 quarts of fish sauce caramel to make these wings happen the other day. Sweet salty funky and so good
Commander. I play a little standard on arena but I don’t know many folks that play 40 card formats these days
C’mere coach, got something for ya
Yes it is difficult to walk past a full speed rack of sugar bacon 100 times a day without taking a piece. I’m very strong and brave (I had one piece)
Due to inflation “millionaires bacon” has been reduced to “non-existent middle class bacon” :(
Today’s fit: bassist in a hardcore band
With a potato and carrot Japanese curry
Look at these fuckin monsters
This was really unexpectedly great. The world felt so big, and rich without feeling overly exposition-y. Goblin wars, great folklore-like magic, a fantastic pantheon, and grand adventure.
Please don’t ask me anything about baseball 😩
I made like 30 at various temps and batter thicknesses. So I guess I’m somewhat of a scientist myself.

The less uniform ones were actually my favorite, they had a crispy exterior from a thicker batter and higher heat👌🏻
Got that dog in me (also I never realized but corn dogs are kind of a pain to make)
[The bleary-eyed, mad wizard shuffles through various powders, reagents, and elixirs in his cramped laboratory, toiling at an angry steam-powered machine to create a single goddamn Potion of Energy]

It’s literally just me making coffee
It was heaven, I feel super relaxed now
I’ve really never seen anywhere quite like it. The private rooms are all themed and super nice, plus they have all the regular spa stuff as well
Room was gorgeous, big beautiful wooden tub, cold plunge, and steam room.
Lil pre-birthday present for myself, one of the greatest food films of all time
Dream dumplings made reality
I went with green but the purple was a strong contender
Oh my god! She’s gorgeous
“Would you like to buy this movie instead of rent?! It’s not extra charge!😊😊😊”
“Oh. No thanks. I think a rental for this one is fine 😒”