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whoops, lol
@wh00pslol.bsky.social
Freelance illustrator and phone jockey from a frigid valley.
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Honey I Broke The Blunt
August 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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hey man i noticed your theme suddenly has a really somber piano in it as the main melody is everything alright
May 12, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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what do you want
April 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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im all set to graduate Columbia University majoring in " Cowardice " , with a minor in "Kissing Fucking Ass" a nd "Prostrating myself "
March 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
just destroyed a meatball sub. the doordasher got caught up in the tussle so now I’ve unfortunately tasted human flesh
March 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
wilting
March 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon
February 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
This is Gorgeous George. Georgie Porgie. Gorgie. Zsa Zsa Ga-George. Georgious Morgious. Georgious. Gorge. Gorgamel. Gorgie Boy. Georgione. My little boy. My little tiny boy. My tiny little baby boy. I want to squeeze him. Little gorbie borbie. Gorbacious. He's going George-mode. George-coded.
February 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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i loves me scurvy wife
February 15, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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February 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying
February 15, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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There's a Crisis of Masculinity in this country and the only way to solve it is to let me act like a cross between a baby and a movie villain
February 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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February 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
same
February 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
If I wanted to let someone get away with taking advantage of me I'd volunteer with the Salvation Army
February 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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presinald trunt
February 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Portland, ME #portland
February 2, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Ask Dunkin' Donuts for their secret menu item - The Tom Brady Special
February 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Here, have some transparent PNGs of a lucky cat, a #serialexperimentslain VHS tape, a #cattoy, and a #vape
February 1, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Places I've been
February 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I made this #soyjak for all the OCDheads and Reassurance-enjoyers #ocd
February 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM