Zofran Queen 🇵🇷♥️
@wh0redansetron.bsky.social
A Pisces Sun with and Aquarius Mercury and a 12H Venus. 🪸🫧
Boston, MA
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I'm currently living "the good old days" here at work, and I KNOW they are gonna be the days I will always remember fondly. Like... I love my fucking coworkers SO so so SOOOO much!!! The way we joke and tease each other, peak comedy!! Wouldn't trade them for the world.
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Cardi B responds to the Department of Homeland Security’s recent attack on her character:
“If we talking about drugs let’s talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to r*pe them. Why yall don’t wanna talk about the Epstein files?”
“If we talking about drugs let’s talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to r*pe them. Why yall don’t wanna talk about the Epstein files?”
February 12, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Cardi B responds to the Department of Homeland Security’s recent attack on her character:
“If we talking about drugs let’s talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to r*pe them. Why yall don’t wanna talk about the Epstein files?”
“If we talking about drugs let’s talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to r*pe them. Why yall don’t wanna talk about the Epstein files?”
FISHWIFE FISHWIFE FISHWIFE!!!
February 12, 2026 at 3:04 AM
FISHWIFE FISHWIFE FISHWIFE!!!
I'm almost 35 and apparently you can STILL take advantage of me if you give me chocolate. SMDH!!
February 8, 2026 at 11:52 AM
I'm almost 35 and apparently you can STILL take advantage of me if you give me chocolate. SMDH!!
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Bad Bunny headlines the #SuperBowl halftime show today.
February 8, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Bad Bunny headlines the #SuperBowl halftime show today.
Can't believe a week ago I was crying over my flirtationship from two years ago and now I have 3 candidates that want to play a love game... by Lady Gaga.
February 7, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Can't believe a week ago I was crying over my flirtationship from two years ago and now I have 3 candidates that want to play a love game... by Lady Gaga.
HELL YEAH!!! 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷
February 2, 2026 at 4:48 AM
HELL YEAH!!! 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷
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Bad Bunny condemns ICE during his #GRAMMYs speech for Best Música Urbana Album:
“Before I say thanks to god, I’m going to say, ICE out. We’re not savages, we’re not animals, we are humans and we are Americans.”
“Before I say thanks to god, I’m going to say, ICE out. We’re not savages, we’re not animals, we are humans and we are Americans.”
February 2, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Bad Bunny condemns ICE during his #GRAMMYs speech for Best Música Urbana Album:
“Before I say thanks to god, I’m going to say, ICE out. We’re not savages, we’re not animals, we are humans and we are Americans.”
“Before I say thanks to god, I’m going to say, ICE out. We’re not savages, we’re not animals, we are humans and we are Americans.”
God, please take away all the pain and suffering from the mexican community, double it and give it to Lupillo Rivera. 😔🙏
January 31, 2026 at 4:37 AM
God, please take away all the pain and suffering from the mexican community, double it and give it to Lupillo Rivera. 😔🙏
Yes, a coworker asked me today if I was here in Boston legally. 🤦🏻♀️
January 30, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Yes, a coworker asked me today if I was here in Boston legally. 🤦🏻♀️
I don't want to hear "oh, I miss my ex" and "I've missed them all this time" because I legitimately have a playlist with his initials and all the songs we dedicated to each other and I listen to it at least once a week!! You guys aren't fucking yearners like ME:
January 28, 2026 at 6:48 AM
I don't want to hear "oh, I miss my ex" and "I've missed them all this time" because I legitimately have a playlist with his initials and all the songs we dedicated to each other and I listen to it at least once a week!! You guys aren't fucking yearners like ME:
How the FUCK do you get heartburn from eating m&m's?! God, I'm old!
January 28, 2026 at 6:45 AM
How the FUCK do you get heartburn from eating m&m's?! God, I'm old!
Watching this series again as an adult is a whole other thing. All I can focus is on age gaps making every relationship statutory rape, every kiss is basically sexual assault and a father telling his daughter he loves her, but not stating the reason for avoiding child support for over 17 years!!!
January 23, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Watching this series again as an adult is a whole other thing. All I can focus is on age gaps making every relationship statutory rape, every kiss is basically sexual assault and a father telling his daughter he loves her, but not stating the reason for avoiding child support for over 17 years!!!
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I feel so dumb for only knowing two languages, but then I remember that most united statians only know english and not fully.
January 16, 2026 at 6:16 AM
I feel so dumb for only knowing two languages, but then I remember that most united statians only know english and not fully.
Necesito un Escorpión que me mande. Ugh! Así, todo bien macho y eso! SEÑOOOOOORRRR!!! (estoy ovulando)
January 15, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Necesito un Escorpión que me mande. Ugh! Así, todo bien macho y eso! SEÑOOOOOORRRR!!! (estoy ovulando)
I hate no sabo kids because it feels like stolen valor. You did not have to go through the shit we (and your parents) had to go through. You had it easy!!
January 1, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I hate no sabo kids because it feels like stolen valor. You did not have to go through the shit we (and your parents) had to go through. You had it easy!!
I'm druuuuunkkkk!!!
January 1, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I'm druuuuunkkkk!!!
I'm so in love with my life right now. Like what the fuck is actually going on?! 😭❤️
December 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I'm so in love with my life right now. Like what the fuck is actually going on?! 😭❤️
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My personal top picks from July 2025.
Do you have a favorite?
Do you have a favorite?
December 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
My personal top picks from July 2025.
Do you have a favorite?
Do you have a favorite?
Can men stop fucking harassing me?! I don't want to be asked out. I don't want to date anyone. I don't want "friends". I want to be left the fuck alone!!
December 28, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Can men stop fucking harassing me?! I don't want to be asked out. I don't want to date anyone. I don't want "friends". I want to be left the fuck alone!!
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God, please. Take all the cancer in the world, double it and give it to Luis Fonsi. 🙏
December 22, 2025 at 10:55 AM
God, please. Take all the cancer in the world, double it and give it to Luis Fonsi. 🙏
I just realized the reason I like my coworker is because he reminds me of my ex-husband. I can just talk to him about anything for HOURS. He's SO knowledgeable!
Also, his gestures are incredibly similar to him too!
Also, his gestures are incredibly similar to him too!
December 15, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I just realized the reason I like my coworker is because he reminds me of my ex-husband. I can just talk to him about anything for HOURS. He's SO knowledgeable!
Also, his gestures are incredibly similar to him too!
Also, his gestures are incredibly similar to him too!
"Is this a ghost caught on camera? Or just a faulty CCTV video? You decide".
December 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
"Is this a ghost caught on camera? Or just a faulty CCTV video? You decide".